YES, I'm Billy Mays AND a gamer. NO, you can't have my Oxy Clean.

If you want to play with me:

1. Don't treat me differently than any other gamer. Just because I sell fantastic products on TV doesn't mean I'm special, although $19.95 would be nice.

2. No jokes please! I know you probably don't mean anything by it but when I get nervous I tend to shout KABOOM suddenly. hehe~

3. Do not add me without permission! I know you probably don't get out much, and TV pitchmen might seem like a rarity to you...but I have too many customers as it is!

Oh and, don't try to buy my products you silly Vince <3