Recent reviews by lurkio

Do you like unavoidable, endless cutscenes? Do you want to be a helpless bearded man who cannot jump and dies from starvation if he doesn't eat 12 rabbits in an afternoon? Welcome to this game.

Alternatively you could sever every tendon in your body then get a friend to wedge you into some park railings, it would be less painful and save you time and money.

If you happen to be taken in by the good reviews do NOT buy this full price.

Really, really dull.

Man this is dull. Claw your own parts off dull. There is better level design to be seen from wheeling a cart slightly quickly around Ikea. If you put a shelf in the cart from the not-cheapest-but-close range, the graphics would be better too.

You need to eat every 20 seconds for no apparent reason, otherwise Bad Things Happen. Possibly they run out of meatballs in the shop at the end.

The coop multiplayer is stable and doesnt require port forwarding, which is good. Everything else is bad.

Bad.

It's l4d but the combat is dull, there aren't many levels and the loot system is horrible .. just play l4d.

No port forwarding required .. co-op over internet/Steam just works! Must be a miracle because so many games fail at that. Kudos.

Nice idea and nicely made.. you are literally forced to work together since when one of you dies you lose. So even my callous backstabbing sister is forced to care for my wellbeing. Might be good ported to mobile.

Review not a 5 because the chat system is annoying .. opens window, and keyboard controls are disabled .. plus there doesn't seem to be a key combination to close it when your wisdom has been cast forth. How about making it the escape key, or just close it when you press return?

We couldn't stop to abuse each other randomly without having to press more than three buttons.

Pros: Game seems very stable, graphics mean it will run on a potato. Humour is funny (the first time). Poop jokes. Coop works nicely.

Cons: Designed to make you grind.. and you can keymash your way through pretty quickly as long as you put equal points in everything and you are a high enough level. Trying to play around with the stat choices makes you very vulnerablem suggesting the "rpg element" is just there as a gimmick. Humour gets old quickly, Lots of "on rails" moments which noone really likes. Linear. PC port is very very console. No ingame chatting so if you're playing over the internet it;s Steam-chat or voice.

Great potential, frustrating and hilarious at times. Uninstalled after some dull Battleye update problem prevented play.. may try again after pooping is implemented. Everyone loves pooping.

Single player is fine, but limited. Co-op is plagued by game breaking disconnects.

Impossible to host a server for your friends without spending a long time messing around with config files and port forwarding. Not worth the 90p.