WHOA! VOPPA TIME!

Ready to rumble? 23 hr, 1901 km VOPPA adventure awaits! (E4 all the way, pit stops for golden arches!)

London ➡️ E4 ➡️ Stockholm VOPPA!

Enjoy, m8! (Don't forget my VOPPA!)

P.S. Extra cheese VOPPA =

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Safe travels and delicious VOPPA-ing! 🇸🇪
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INGREDIENTS: 500G BEEF MINCE, 250G PORK MINCE, 1 ONION FINELY CHOPPED, 1 CLOVE OF GARLIC, 200G BREADCRUMBS, 1 EGG, 1 TSP MILK, VOPPA BUN, LETTUCE, KETCHUP, MAYONNAISE. COMBINE BEEF AND PORK MINCE AND MIX WITH YOUR FINGERS TO BREAK UP ANY LUMPS, ADD FINALLY CHOPPED ONION, CHOPPED GARLIC, BREADCRUMBS, EGG AND MILK. MIX WELL AND SEASON WITH SAULT AND PEPPER. SHAPE INTO SMALL ROUND MEAT LOAFS. IN A FRYING PAN HEAT OIL ON MEDIUM HEAT, WHEN HOT ADD MEAT PATTY TO PAN AND BROWN ON ALL SIDES. SET TO ONE SIDE ON PLATE WITH PAPER TOWEL TO ABSORB JUICES. TAKE VOPPA BUN, SLICE IN HALF AND LIGHTLY SPREAD MAYONNAISE - FRY IN JUICES OF VOPPA UNTIL BROWNED SLIGHTLY. CONSTRUCT YOUR VOPPA BY PLACING THE BOTTOM OF BURGER BUN, LETTUCE AND THEN COOKED VOPPA PATTY, SPREAD A THIN LAYER OF KETCHUP ON TOP BUN AND TOP THE VOPPA TO FINISH. CONSUME. VOT A VOPPA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧)

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