Recent reviews by action9000

"Like butter scraped over too much bread."

FromSoft forgot the fine art of distillation in this one.

vroom

I soul'd my soul

Deeply engrossing sim management experience. Just what the doctor ordered when so many games leave you wanting more depth.

Using the analog stick:
My thumb is gonna break the controller!

Using the D-pad:
The controller is gonna break my thumb!

Cool!
Multiplayer is fantastic experience.
Get a mod to let you change the speed of time for your playstyle to take the stressful edge off if you want.
It's a wiki game, so get out that second monitor and have a blast!

It's so much fun but relentlessly frustrating.

I almost love this game, but it just keeps irritating me to no end.
Building rooms is so clunky, Bugs are absolutely obnoxious. I feel like I'm just spamming guards all the time. It's...depressingly a "no" from me.
I really, really want to like this game but it makes me really hard to be able to.

Eh...

Lots of content, but it starts to feel samey very quickly. There's something bland here - maybe it's just the lack of interesting decisions to make.

I liked the upgrade system and deciding when to buy new cars in games like Rock and Roll Racing, and that's just missing here. This feels like a less substantial (albeit longer), more gimmicky version of R&RR. It seems to try and streamline that formula, but it was already quite simple. What we get is something so devoid of choices that the whole thing feels monotone.

Get it free on Epic. This download is officially unuseable.

I don't get it. Single-race events surrounded by massive storefronts and battlepasses. Where's the game? How is an endless stream of samey single races - no championships, no multi-race events, no stat customization...Imagine Mario Kart but with only Single Races, then it's back to the menu. That's all there is here. No speed ratings, no reverse courses, nothing to keep it fresh. Do a race and get spat back to the menu to do it again. Do enough of them and you get more stuff. Okay then?

I understand that it's free, but why would I invest in a game this puny?