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Recent reviews by DyceFreak

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4 people found this review helpful
14.1 hrs on record
Game good
Paradox bad
Posted May 16.
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8 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
569.7 hrs on record
Good: Funniest slapstick moments producible by a video game. Single player is banger and vehicle controls are the most accessible fun I've seen from any video game.

Bad: Multiplayer ruined by modders; Impossible to find a session without them. Thought a low level race with 20's-60's would be safe, nope they just keep setting my speed to 0. I can't fault Rockstar, they seem to at least be trying to sauce up their spaghetti code; it's just that these children have no life and their dopamine receptors are fried from watching furry porn they don't know how to enjoy anything without kinky taboos.
Posted April 20.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
58.6 hrs on record (38.5 hrs at review time)
Flow state achieved.
Great: Shooting, movement, enemy variety, weapon variety, world variety, between game progression, fulfilling secrets.. BANGER OST from Noisecream.
Roboquest is so dialed-in I can't even complain about it being 2 player max.
Posted April 4.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
29.7 hrs on record
Game good
Nexon bad
Posted January 17.
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3 people found this review helpful
24.6 hrs on record (12.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is a $5 social fad that is priced double what it's actually worth. Just ignore this and let it die.
Posted January 10.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
137.9 hrs on record
This gatcha is just another marketing ploy for the NEW FFVII universe that lets squenix bury the 1997 version as deep as it can go, with absolutely zero fan service for it. On top of that; there's no QoL features that other gatcha games have. Collecting, learning and leveling weapons is not fun. Materia crafting is dumb, it doesn't feel like canonical materia at all. WotV is a better Final Fantasy gatcha in every way.
Posted December 21, 2023.
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37.3 hrs on record (37.2 hrs at review time)
XMAS IS CANCELED. Yearly tradition ruined. No more Tripwire for me.
Posted December 7, 2023.
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5.1 hrs on record
Good game, bad grind. There are whales in every ranking, even the lowest starting arena. You'll need to grind (lose) for about 200hrs before you can compete on a somewhat level playing field.
Posted July 8, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
49.5 hrs on record (47.3 hrs at review time)
Game's worse after update. Individual skill matters less, teamwork matters more.
Sounds nice, until you see how your teammates are playing, or not.
Posted June 26, 2023. Last edited July 8, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
485.1 hrs on record (478.0 hrs at review time)
If you had the best sandwich in the world, but Amazon added a scrape of feces to the bread, would you eat that sandwich?
Posted January 14, 2023. Last edited January 15, 2023.
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