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- You win back a hundred ice rinks, and half of them get hit by mortar fire. You never die. 101 skating rinks, you get hit by mortars again. You tell your partner that they never killed you. Died.

- Artillery strike (not mortars) it is dangerous not because it kills all living things within the radius of its defeat, but because it can burn the enemy's computer, thereby disabling it. But this is a double-edged blade.

- Driving on the highway at 100 km/h. Out of the bushes climbs a dude with a grenade launcher at the ready. You shoot it down and it flies off a good ten meters. From surprise, you fly to the side of the road and get stuck in a ravine. An armor-piercing charge from an RPG arrives in geppu. Guess who it came from?

- A drone is approaching your spawn. The one that you can buy on Alik for 2 mowers. As a result, the spawn goes up in the air with you, all life within a few meters turns to dust.

- An old pickup truck with a snide Muhamed inside whizzes into your spawn. As a result, the spawn goes up in the air with you, everything!

Although the toy is old and will not please the graphics, but at one time this toy competed with Left 4 dead. Sometimes the game has creepy and frightening moments, and then rather in the beginning, because then the game turns into a fun postirushku on zombies. And if you play on the network and with friends, then the real fun begins. The game has 7 classes and everyone is good at their own. Also in the game there are different classes of zombies, which will ALMOST always be in different numbers. There is a choice of character that does not affect anything, there is a bunch of dlc with characters and guns. The game also has chat rooms that contain several carbonated replicas. There is not a bad soundtrack that I think is very suitable for the game. Also Dauphin cards and 5 difficulties. I recommend gambling addiction.

The best simulator of dictatorship! 100 out of 100.
A real state simulation game! Already at this stage, a set of rules has been created that everyone should follow!
In it you will find such rules as:
"Out of the two survivors, choose the one who is not injured and has not yet been hanged;
"Don't take NOED, the death of Franklin, the Closure of the long-range generators, the Shard, the Adrenaline, and a thousand and one more per K, since the imbalance.
"If one sur is gone, you must let the others go
"Don't use your flashlight
- Don't block the maniac
"Don't break the hooks
"Totems, too
- Don't defuse traps and portals
"Don't stun me with planks
"Don't do Kemp
"Don't go near it at all
- Preferably go to the other end of the map
"If there are two sous left in the moat and one is about to die, lift it up so that the other can escape through the hatch
"Don't use the Nurse, the spirit, or any other killers. Only a Cannibal is allowed, but don't forget that you can't drink with anyone
- If you made up 5 generators and opened the gate, then be sure to sit in them and Crouch so that the killer understands that he is humiliated by a professional

Just top!!!!

Just to kill time, that's fine. But it's also, damn it, addictive. But I want to note the features when every second schoolchild is global, they can throw you just because you know how to play. There are many Arabs who pay compliments and offer to get married if you are a girl. Free music in voice chat. Most of them are not very smart teammates. Cheaters who say they are not cheaters. In General, the impression is ambiguous.

So why do sharks attack humans?

Still no clear answer – why sharks attack humans. Various researchers have expressed very different hypotheses. Usually biologists agree that most such incidents occur accidentally or by mistake. One evidence of this assumption are the scenes of hunting lions and seals.
Studied the behavior of white sharks in the hunt for seals and sea turtles, zoologists came to a curious conclusion: most likely the predator will attack a man, mistaking him for pinnipeds or reptiles.

Masterpiece: Now with all the modern shooter Warface, Crysis, Call of Duty, Battlefield, the players already forgotten what Counter Strike 1.6 - perhaps the most popular eSports discipline of the early 21st century.
Objective: The objective of each team - for the task map (release or detention of the hostages, setting a clearance min) or simply destroy the opposing team. For carrying out the mission and win the round, the player is given the money that he can spend on arms. The losing players will also receive money, but in smaller numbers. For example, if the team a minimum of means, it can not hold a round of buying weapons that are likely to lose, but in the next round, it will be able to fully equip even in case of loss.
The maximum possible amount of elapsed on the player's account is $ 16,000.

Score game on a 10-point scale: 8/10

We set out in the morning, warily checking windows, corners, anywhere the Germans could spring a trap or an ambush.

Johannson was in the lead, Garand at the ready and bayonet fixed improperly. Rook was shadowing him, double checking each spot that Johannson had checked before. I was in the middle with Peters and his trusty sniper rifle, carrying the M2 Browning. And Stewart was in the rear, covering our backs with his Thompson at the ready.

The others had been glancing uncertainly at the MG I held in my hands, but I quickly dismissed the growing fear as they were undoubtly only nervous about a rookie with such a powerful weapon.

It was quiet. Too quiet.

The bridge we had set out to capture was undefended, and we quickly set up a defensive position in case a German patrol stumbled upon us.

The sound started as a low rumble. We looked around, at each other, confused as to why the ground was shaking. It got louder, and we could soon hear the sound of people yelling. We readied our weapons, getting ready for the enemy to throw a grenade or fire a Panzerschreck.

But nothing could prepare us for what happened next.

A giant tide of German soldiers, all carrying trench shovels and primed Steilhandgranates in their hands, came around the corner, rushing at us screaming at the top of their lungs.

We opened fire, but there were too many and we were quickly overrun.

Stewart was the first to go, having gotten overzealous with his Thompson. He had managed to push the wave of Germans back, when they surrounded him and began pummeling him to death with their shovels.

One of them, holding a grenade, charged Rook and Johannson from behind. They never saw it coming.

By now, it was only me and Peters, him firing his sniper rifle with reckless abandon. Running out of ammo, Peters quickly pulled out his M1911 and managed to squeeze off a few shots, but it wasn't long before he too was buried under the mass of grey and black.

I was cornered, MG propped up against an overturned cart while I mowed down soldier after soldier, spent casings flying everywhere. From out of nowhere, a fist collided with my face and I blacked out.

Waking up, I found I was tied down to a chair in a pitch black room. The only thing visible was a glowing box directly in front of me with words written on it. Squinting my eyes, I barely made out the small, black letters.

The box read:

Kicked from server. Reason: lol dont use MG skrub

Studio Valve again managed to hit all! We waited a long time for her and hoped for, but while waiting for her we forgot about another continuation of the legendary series. It's time, our scientists have made a breakthrough and released Half-Life3:Last portal. New graphics created with the Source engine 2. The long-awaited completion of the great stories not only Half-Life series, and Portal series. But the most important thing in the game, is the gameplay. Here Valve has outdone themselves. Now Alex will be truly alive and to have the portal gun, which will help you in overcoming difficult obstacles, as well as in battle. But we can switch the camera to Alex and tell it what to do. And take two players with a huge Arsenal ,portal guns and send you to wander around the huge maps... Simply amazing co-op! And multiplayer with other new chips... Oh, and the open world in the story... This is a new legend! Sorry you have to wait a little longer announcement(2 years), and release(+1 year).
Okay , time to summarize. The game is wonderful, anyway. The so-called "Must have" for all fans of shooters.
Rating: 10 out of 10.

P. S. I found no place for jokes about Gabe, so sorry.

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The most highly-rated free game of all time!
Being one of the most popular multiplayer action games of all time, Team Fortress 2 is constantly evolving with ongoing free updates, with whom in the game, new game modes, maps, items, and, most importantly, hats. Nine distinct classes provide access to a variety of diverse tactics.

New to TF? Don't worry!
Each class is unique and will not get bored even the most sophisticated player. We have prepared a special training course, and a game with bots that will help you hone your skills before playing one of the many game modes such as capture the capture the control points mode "Support", "king of the hill" and many others.

Create your own image!
The game has hundreds of weapons, hats and everything else. Items will drop randomly, or you can fix, buy or exchange. Equip your favorite class as you want. Don't have to buy items in the Mann Co store, if you can get them for free during the game.
Overall rating 10/10