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They did a really good job with this game. It's mechanically sound, and I personally experienced no glitches or crashes. The game itself is pretty easy, but take that with a grain of salt because I knew how to break the mechanics going in from the original. The missions are kind of a slog, but you can get through them if you want to. They're not required. Lastly, the game itself is a lot of fun, and is a really nice look into what happens before Final Fantasy 7.

I'm not going to write a joke review for this one. This is one of the best indie games I've ever played. I do have a soft spot for rhythm games, and this just hit the spot. I absolutely adored this game. It's very difficult, but every battle you win, you feel great about yourself.

This game is absolute sensory overload. I found myself with tears running down my face, not for any emotional reason, but just because I was so consumed through visual and audio overload that I lost control of it. It's absolutely wild. The level of focus this game brought out of me was more efficient than a fist-full of adderall.

I started on hard mode, and got about 70% through the game before I called it quits and switched to normal. I do have a knack for rhythm games, but I just don't have enough practice in this style to be able to do it yet. I will definitely replay to finish on hard and even attempt expert.

The soundtrack is something to be mentioned, also. It's fantastic. There were a few tracks I didn't care for, but it's just personal style and preference. A vast majority were great. I wish I started with my surround sound headset instead of switching to it about half-way through the game. I feel like the slime twins wouldn't have gotten me that first time with their funky beats if I did.

The price of this game vs the quality of what you get is...wow. I wish the AAA games I've paid $60 bucks for would leave me even a fraction to how I feel after this one. I can name maybe 3 in the past 5 years that I feel this strongly about after finishing.

Kudos, dev team. You all did absolutely fantastic.

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GG :thumbsup:

At first, I thought this game would be just another manifestation of a sexually repressed high school student who hadn't learn how to draw nipples yet. Instead, we have a tale of the struggles women went and continue to go through shrouded in sexual innuendo. You are a young man sent back in time to seduce and stop The Fuhrer and prevent World War II (Adolf Hitler™).

One of the first things I noticed about this modern tale of romance is something not documented in modern medical literature. Bigly endowed women have individual diaphragms in their breasts. This may seem like a small detail to the untrained eye, but past the surface tells me this is a love letter to the plight women have faced for generations. This made me rethink my entire world view on the struggle women must have went through in earlier periods of time. This game isn't a view into the incel view and unrealistic expectations of women, but a tragic eulogy and tribute to all women who bumped into the armoire with their chest, lost respiratory function, and died. Bravo, I say. Bravo for shining a light on the horrendous medical issues women faced, and never forgetting that just because history is written by the winners doesn't make it correct. I honestly can't wait to see the Netflix adaptation.

My first impression to this masterpiece is an inverted version of Clue. You play a distraught brother, ostracized by his abusive family, returning home after years of being estranged, to find out you have been written out of the family's will. The sins of the past haunt you; the beatings from your father, the emotional abuse of your mother, and the perverse childhood memories of "I'm stuck, Big Bro!" all come flooding back with the first step back into your family home. You know what you must do. You must make your family pay. Your sister must pay. She wasn't really stuck in the washing machine. She didn't get stuck under the table that one time. It was really her with her legs hanging out of the hole of the large oak tree in the backyard, and not your childhood crush, Miriam, like she told you it was.

It's your job to take revenge on your abusive family and secure your inheritance in this Brazzers "choose-your-own-murder-adventure": "The Deed: I'm Stuck Big Bro". Who will you frame? Was it an unfortunate suicide? Did your physically abusive father beat her to death? Could it have been your emotionally barren and distraught mother looking to feel relief? Why wasn't the maid into my advances? I played Super Seducer. One thing's for certain-there's no candlestick, conservatory, or Colonel Mustard in this story.

What a run this game was. Bad wordplay aside, what we have here is an instant family classic. Gachi Run is a modern-day allegory for the magical process of getting a colonoscopy with the romanticism I haven't experienced since the Twilight series.

As you run down your bowels, you encounter all of the bad decisions you've made in your life; nachos, chocolate bars, and ice creams fly past you as you jump, slide, and bounce your way towards your goal.

The casting really impressed me. The whole gang is here. Latex mask, black guy, and even Rabbit after his break-out roll in Donnie Darko are all here! MOCAP technology can help build a masterpiece when done correctly, and this game has nailed it. I'm reminded of being a small child being in awe at how realistic Mortal Kombat looked on the Sega Genesis.

I would highly recommend this game for you, for your kids, and even for Grandma! If you're anything like me, you'll find yourself being immersed in a warm embrace, much like when Edward Cullen hugs Bella.

Fur is murder.

Never has a game in the stealth genre been so revolutionary since Splinter Cell. Jerking Off In Class Simulator is an instant classic, and puts even the best AAA games to shame. From the drum and bass tunes, to the level of detail on the animation, Jerking Off In Class Simulator is sure to bring a smile and feeling of immersion to even the most jaded of gamers.

Do yourself a favor, and package this one up ribbon and bow, and put it under the tree next Christmas for little Jimmy. This will really let him know that it wasn't his fault his parents got divorced.

Karen is white-wine drunk in the suburbs again, and is causing a ruckus. It's your job to find her ghost, and identify it.

I hate spooky games (because they terrify me), and this game is an absolute 10 out of 10 in its current state.

This game has broken my heart every expansion since Oryx in D1. I guess I can't totally hate on it since it's free now minus current season, but hey, here we are.

Great game. I look forward to more of it.