Recent reviews by Terdwillow

What a great little game! I finally just defeated the dragon on Normal difficulty and it came down to the last dying gasp of my heroes. Incredibly challenging and stressful. This isn't just a roll and attack game. You have to find the right combination of abilities and strategize to mitigate damage while at the same time trying to eliminate monsters to minimize damage. The game also unlocks various different modes so that you can create your own party or compete in a "raid" with 10 heroes vs a swarm of monsters. I'm very impressed with this little $9 indie game. Grab it!

Amazingly great modern take on Castlevania. Love this game.

Wow. I dunno if they just fixed this game over the years or all these trash talking gamer nerds had no clue wtf they were talking about. Great game with an amazing, immersive, matrix-like story. Missions are on point. There are so many different ways to customize your character and make the perfect play-style for your own personal tastes. An amazing game.

Way overpriced at $40. This is a $20 game at best. No offense, it's fun and kind of like the Super Mega Baseball of football. But it's lacking depth. Single player is incredibly easy and the AI is downright stupid. Honestly, I haven't tried pvp so I'm hoping that the gameplay in that mode makes up for everything that is missing. Here are a few examples..

*AI will go for it on 4th and 10+ while inside their own 20 yard line and fail 90% of the time.
*Apparently its college rules because if a player dives and makes a catch, he can't get back up and run.
*No audibles
*Defense calls time out with 20 seconds or less on the clock at the half and end of game while YOUR team has the ball and is trying to score
*AI will always run the kickoff back even if they field it 9 yards deep in the endzone.
*AI play calling has nothing to do with the yardage situation they are in. I"m pretty sure it's random.
*There is no way to edit period length of a game
*There are no replays
*No stats (at least in Season Mode)
*In season mode, you can't even determine the scores of the other games in the leage. WTF?
*No means of editing or creating players

And the list goes on...

I didn't see that this was an Early Access game... but I'm hoping I am wrong and there will be future patches to add some of these issues. In the meantime, I can't recommend it for anything over $20. $15 is more like it.

This review would probably be worse if Kaepernick showed his POS face in season mode, but at least they got that right!

For a multiplayer game, this game does everything to stand in the way of you playing with your friends. On top of that, the Ubisoft connect program is a complete joke. Click on "See Ubisoft Connect Invites" and no invites show. Join a group in Ubisoft chat, the multiplayer icon is greyed out. Complete joke. I don't even know if the game is fun because we all got frustrated and just played something else. Not worth it.

Superb space world and lore. Great gunplay and story. I really enjoy this game.

How have I been missing this game all these years. Wow. So in-depth and hilariously frustrating! FU giant chinchillas!

Sorry guys, the constant eating and drinking required in this game sucks all the fun out an otherwise amazing game. Yeah, I realize it becomes easy to gather food and water as you progress but even then, eating and drinking consume such a large part of this game that it becomes incredibly tedious and boring. Not sure why the devs did this and I am really confused why it is still an issue in 1.0. Damn... you've got a good thing here that is spoiled with this mechanic.

I don't care how good or bad the game is. It gets a down vote until they remove the stupid, immersion breaking message system that has no purpose other than to entertain a bunch of mouth breathing neck beards. They should have learned from NoManSky.

Great game. But negative review until they get a handle on all the cheaters and Chinese griefers that have taken over since it left Alpha. If they ever fix it, I'll change my review. But until then, I warn future players...DO NOT BUY THIS GAME.