Recent reviews by 👌🏼 Valentin Gopnik

Imagine powerwash simulator but:

- you can play for a maximum of 15 minutes at a time, then must go to your room to listen to a mandatory slow audio-only cutscene.
- You are constantly running out of water and must go to your truck to refill it.
- grabbing something might spawn the kraken and kill you instantly due to buggy physics
- progression is quick but the fact that you are constantly forced to go back makes it very unrewarding to complete a job, since it's so piecemeal.
- no post-wash video


God, what a missed opportunity this game was. My biggest regret is playing more than two hours.

Pros:
-Like ARMA 3
-Skills from ARMA transferrable
-Very engaging
-Shotguns are useful

Cons:
-Runs like ARMA 3
-No modding yet
-Runs like ARMA
-Inconsistent FPS
-Runs like ARMA

Overall 7.5/10 in its current state, if you have a top of the line pc so you can push through the bad optimization

How to kill your franchise 101.
I think business students and developers can all learn something from this unmitigated disaster of a game. Its very sad to not have a new OMD game to play that lives up to its predecessors. Horrible management, disaster of a game, play OMD2 with workshop its much better.

This game didnt work on windows 8.1 for me, so i used the cd key they gave me on origin, redownloaded it there then it worked perfectly. Amazing game if you like the more RPG aspects of the sims. Buy it very cheap very fun play game good time happy fun.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing game installed it by accident and it has now taken over my life preventing me from earning big $$$ in real life. Who needs real life when you have 10000 lemonade stands