Recent reviews by shade

As a person that has played Total War for the better part of almost a decade, I have to say Three Kingdoms is by far one of the greats that people will always be coming back to play like Shogun 2 and Medieval 2.

After playing 800 hours of EU4 I think it is safe to say that I will never like the Ottoscum or should I really say Osman's Horde. But hey it cant be that bad right?...right? *Ottomans ally France 90% of the time*

"Vladimir nice shot you made there comrade!"
"Thank yo-" *Vladimir gets shot in the head*
*5 minutes later*
"Yes thank you comrade!"
Vladimir is immortal, none can stop Vladimir, but Vladimir can stop you.

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"Lieutenent, I dont have a weapon!"
"Then go and find one! Run out there!"

Right well I was able to do an automatch as Soviet with an Ost as my teammate. I think its alright to say my experience with COH2 has been top notch.

Took over the Byzantine Empire through Succesion as a Norse Character. 10/10.

I imported pictures of Bush, Clinton, Emperor Hirohito, Obama, and Kim Jong Un.

10/10 would invade Japan from the future.

This game is for those 27 year olds that need to learn how to count. The game is about putting numbers together and when you get the right amount you win! I will not tell you this number as that would be a spoiler! This game is super addictive due to how high your numbers can go!

DLCS = TOO GOOD

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My computer dies from this. 11/10