Recent reviews by Repo

I haven't played Forza since Forza motorsport 3, and I can tell you that this game has really improved in many ways. It has realistic physics, and the game sounds are really good. I am impressed.

5001 review wooho. This is visually so SICK compared to the previous version. I like the new civs and the stunning graphics! You can't really see the improvement on screenshots or videos that well, but when you are in-game it is like a chocolade fudge ice cream melting in the sun.

This game is good in breaking things. DONT YOU DARE PLAY THAT SOUNDTRACK AGAIN.

Its ok.

This DLC is stunning!

I tried to join the order of Lucifer from the start. But not shortly after starting the game I got blood diarrhea and my court physican told me I would die soon. After drinking too much in a tavern I got contacted by an Persian fella. He told me that there is a way to survive this. I asked myself ''A witcher? What madness is this?! But if it can save me why not?!''. A month later I got treated by this strange man and I recovered from the deadly illness. He then told me that if I wanted to become one of them I had to cut myself in my arm in the shape of the cult symbol. Next day, after waking up in my bedroom, the walls were all covered in blood. Many days later after doubting this so called cult I got contacted by a messenger who later became my lover (we were drunk and we loved killing harmless priests together). After showing my loyalty I had to do the ritual were my bed was surrounded with burning candles. The messenger was laying next to me on my bed and she gave me a warm hug (and not only that). That was the moment I became one of them.

I then sacrificed many of my counts and courtiers. I recruited my aunt and my cousin. And after getting the gratitude of my master, I abducted my sister and sacrificed her while she pleaded for mercy. I cut out her heart and I pleased my cult leader once again.

A few years later I became possessed and had weird dreams of demons. I abducted and sacrificed so many people that the local folk was getting suspicious of me. I then died out of nowhere because my heart stopped beating.

11/10 this game makes you exterminate dynasties by abducting and sacrificing families.

I was a captain of a 13 man galley. We were getting surrounded by 1 enemy galley and 2 small hoys. Told my men to broadside both starboard and port. Our ship went down slowly after taking 3 enemy volleys. Told my men we will die, so do it with honor. We tried to repel the enemy pirates boarding our ship but we took too many casualties. I gave one last speech to my men 'It was good to serve you my men, may god save the queen' before getting a cutlass to the neck.

This is a very epic game, there are some trolls here and there who keep teamkilling the captain all the time but the sounds in this game are very realistic and makes it feel like you are in a real naval battle.

P.S. female pirates have chest hair.

-Dave the creator

I have had many issues with this Dave, first the unstable game, then the unpromised patches, go on go on...

I first posted a negative review for this game, but after removing it I gave it a try again. Sadly I still can't recommend it because they haven't fixed most of the main issues in the game.

Campers, toxic community, stalkers, all of it is included in this game. First of all campers; yes, it is a strategy to use against your opponents but 75% of the players despise campers. Why you say?? Because they can't get their gorgeous altruistic points, they can't teabag the killer with their friends etc etc. This has been a major issue since the release of this game and the devs keep saying ''we are working on it, we know about this problem, we heard you!''

Next stop, Toxic community / stalkers. This has been one of the Major Major MAJOR issues. Either when you win or lose a game. If you win as a killer, the survivor will probably call you a hacker, a camping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (even if you didn't camp a single second), or a douchebag for killing them. This has been bothering me, but no this is not even everything. Yes you have a mute chat button in the game, but that doesn't stop the salty survivors from going on your steam profile and write death threats, insults with cancer, diseases etc. One time I got spammed to hell on my steam profile by a person who lost against me in my previous game. I then decided to disable profile comments temporarly and the next minute, my phone vibrates and it gives me a pop up that someone posted a comment on my recent video. He then continued to spam me on my youtube channel. Eventually I blocked and reported him from both YouTube and Steam. This is one of the first times I experienced this kind of salt.

When you manage to lose a game as a survivor the killer will say ''gg ez noobs'' or ''get some skill, you are rank 1''. When you lose as a killer you will get a higher ♥♥♥♥ level e.g. ''pfft camping noob and we still won'', ''gg dude'', when all they did was sabotaging all your hooks, which is basically rejecting your chances to kill / win the game.

The developers try to convince the community by repeating the magic sentence ''We are working on it''. This fooled us too many times already and this game isn't functioning properly for a fully released steam game. Even early access games (Blackwake for example) got less bugs than this. I would change my review if the developers finally changed the major problems instead of adding new DLC every 3 months. The game is losing its population because the killers do not enjoy getting pallet looped or infinited and the survivor doesn't like facecampers and tunnelers (focusing one specific person the whole game, till he either dies or ragequits).

I made several montages for this game, yes it is fun to play with friends. If you do invest time in this, remember there are other games that reward you more then DbD does.

This is based on my 220 hours of playing this game, and yes both Rank 1 Killer and Survivor.

The story inside stories, the theory inside theories, I dont even know. After completing this game something of you really changes. It makes you feel sad about certain things and it makes you feel happy about other things. Yet, this game broke something of me, maybe my heart and feelings, but thats probably why this game is made, to change YOUR view of life.

I never cry on things, well I try to... this game however made my heart stop beating for minutes after seeing the end scene. Watering up like someone was cutting onions in front of me. Shocked to death and as white as a pale corpse. I was speechless.

Maybe because of the fact that I seriously enjoyed building up a bond with Chloe, one of the main protogonists. I hated myself for making dumb decisions in the end, I wish I could turn back time.. wait I can, but then you reflect this to your real world and you know you made stupid decisions in real life too. This game tells you that sometimes, you should not be able to turn back time, cause one reaction can lead to thousand chain reactions. With many bad and few good exits.

One of the parts of this game that I really enjoyed was the fact that your choices MATTER. Unlike in Telltale games where the story is good but your decisions are irrelevant.

Short but effective, after playing this game you wish Chloe was real and you could keep partying all night and smoking weed with her every day. After all this is only a game and I enjoyed it alot, it will definitely earn a special place in my heart and I am glad that I spend my money on it.

This is my view as another ordinary Dutchman.
And as every person would say after being torn apart by the story; 'I hate this game but I love it with all my heart.'

P.S. ♥♥♥♥ you mr. Jefferson you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for hurting my bae

I sold my soul for this game. Then I wanted my soul back, but instead I bought the DLC's for my lungs and my colon.

11/10. Would sell again.

This is a good game, it got bullet time camera, 4 player CO-OP online, alot of guns, massive hordes of zombies but there are some cons in his game. First of all the story doesnt make any sense, Hitler is raising people from the dead? The campaign is 9-10 hours long.. and the missions almost look like eachother. I played 2-player CO op and 4 player CO op and thats really fun to do. The bosses are hard to beat, which is a challenge and the land mine actually make sense! If you shoot on a landmine or dynamite while there is a teammate close he can actually get hurts lol.... Fun to see there reaction when they suddenly die of a 'random' explosion >:).

BTW: If you dont like Nazi's, swastikas, or too much blood this game isnt for you..