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Recent reviews by Golork Meat Mangler

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270.7 hrs on record (19.3 hrs at review time)
As of March, all prior issues with the game have mostly been resolved. There are of course occasional crashes but otherwise, this game plays amazingly. Devs are extremely transparent and the new content feed is enough to keep you coming back. No predatory monetization, and insane amounts of fun in every fight. Chaotic, loud, and brutal, it's a blast, very literally when artillery is involved. The Jingoism is amazingly fun to get into as well.

(MANAGED) DEMOCRACY IS COMING TO YOU FROM THE END OF MY RIFLE, ALIEN
Posted February 14. Last edited March 22.
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22.6 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
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Actual Amazon Warehouse worker simulator believe it or not
Posted November 22, 2023.
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92.5 hrs on record (70.4 hrs at review time)
Absolute treat of a mech game. Difficult, yet fair, with absolutely crack levels of addicting combat, and an insane amount of customization for your AC. Great fun, worth it if you want high speed mech combat.
Posted August 31, 2023.
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95.5 hrs on record (17.1 hrs at review time)
Very good game. You can use small creatures as improvised weapons and beat other small creatures to death with them.
Posted August 11, 2023.
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20.5 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
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Actual fun PVP game in 2023, IMPOSSIBLE.

No but it's genuinely great, like Bad Company 2 + Squad. Shooting is responsive and battles are chaotic. 127v127 works well here simply because it makes the chaos so much more wild. Add to the destruction being a love letter to BC2 (Taking out individual walls to make shooting positions or utterly leveling a building to get rid of some enemies) and you've got a great time. Cross team Proximity VOIP makes some situations utterly hysterical, plus the community's dedication to unleashing the most bloodcurdling screams as if there are electrodes hooked to their body that zap them whenever they die.

Great game, very much worth it.
Posted June 19, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
28.6 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Absurd game. Very fun for a co-op shooter and shows immense potential that I am incredibly hopeful they can deliver on. Optimization needs work but this is an early access game. Worth a look since it's priced at what you get, a $20 co-op shooter with a decent amount of replayability and a promise that the experience will only improve with time.

Unfortunately, there's a lot of bugs.
Posted May 28, 2023.
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18 people found this review helpful
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24.4 hrs on record (16.1 hrs at review time)
An in-between of full sim and arcade, but entirely built for VR unlike say, DCS. Low system requirements and fun learning curve. Very very cool. The missile knows exactly where it is.
Posted April 11, 2023.
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16.5 hrs on record
It's honestly fairly alright, very much just a surreal Soviet Bioshock game with the traditionally "what the hell are you talking about" style of strange english voice acting expected from Russian games (Crispy critters). Nothing super special but not terrible either, recommend buying it on sale, not but for full price. Solid mid, but a fun mid. Soundtrack has some moments that kinda slap too.

100% positive the phrase "Crispy Critters" into a sleeper agent activation code and if I hear it in public I will fly into a violent rage and begin to attack the closest people like a feral animal. Trve Lore...
Posted April 6, 2023.
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2.4 hrs on record
Actual Wile E Coyote ACME combat system.
Posted March 7, 2023.
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22.4 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
It's the first Dead Space game but Isaac actually talks, a lot of changes are for the better as well. However, some changes are less good. Some characters completely changed around and some deliveries of lines are different in bad ways, but there's one character who has been redesigned in such a brilliant way, just with an unfortunate end to his story.

Good remake, but the OG is better imo for a first play-through of the series. If you just want to kill horrid demons though, this one is the right choice.
Posted February 21, 2023.
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