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Is there a reason your snooping around here?
Because I'll give you a hug! (づ◔ω◔)づ

CHIN CHONG HING HONG: There're 12+ states already going to sur the FCC for it
CHIN CHONG HING HONG: Since it passed reapwalr
CHIN CHONG HING HONG: Trapped
CHIN CHONG HING HONG: Repeal
A Suspiciously Moist Ham: what?

Xiazop: You know how most microphones are integrated into the webcam? I think your is integrated into your keyboard

Gryphyriel: will they fix the mobile app
Moist: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Gryphyriel: because that thing's more broken than a frozen chocolate bar dropped down two flights of stairs
and unlike that chocolate bar
Moist: good analogy
Gryphyriel: the app does not still taste good even while broken
thanks ( '-')b

Fluttershy in Sockies: a non-lamp devising, tf2 service providing, burrito condenser?
A Suspiciously Moist Carpet: wat?
that's going on the wall

Fluttershy in Sockies: Pffffft that's almost as random as when we invented the cactus to take over that bell tower.
A Suspiciously Moist Carpet: what?
Fluttershy in Sockies: Good thing the guards were busy with that cat
A Suspiciously Moist Carpet: ???
Fluttershy in Sockies: What?
A Suspiciously Moist Carpet: *shrugs*
Fluttershy in Sockies: I want to go on the kart.
A Suspiciously Moist Carpet: good to know?
Fluttershy in Sockies: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MOIST
A Suspiciously Moist Carpet: I've done nothing with him
Fluttershy in Sockies: That's unfortunate
A Suspiciously Moist Carpet: why?
Fluttershy in Sockies: Because I see through your disguise otter costume
A Suspiciously Moist Carpet: O.o
one sec
*changes to a profile picture of her regular otter*
Fluttershy in Sockies: MOIST
A Suspiciously Moist Carpet: haha! I'm a normal otter now!
Fluttershy in Sockies: IT WAS TERRIBLE
someone was pretending to be you
A Suspiciously Moist Carpet: OMG!
Fluttershy in Sockies: There were shenanigans, an otter costume, and... and... corn!!! There was corn everywhere!!!
A Suspiciously Moist Carpet: what did corn have to do with any of that?
Fluttershy in Sockies: I tried to stop them but they raped me
With the corn
A Suspiciously Moist Carpet: O.o
Fluttershy in Sockies: It was aweful ;n;
A Suspiciously Moist Carpet: but did you enjoy it?
Fluttershy in Sockies: Yus >\\>
A Suspiciously Moist Carpet: did you concent?
Fluttershy in Sockies: No
<\\\<
A Suspiciously Moist Carpet: oh
Fluttershy in Sockies:Not at first >\\\>
A Suspiciously Moist Carpet: ok then
Fluttershy in Sockies: Can I have a hug
A Suspiciously Moist Carpet: *hugs*
Fluttershy in Sockies: ^-^ ~<3

Princess : is that abong or a dildo
Princess : a bong*
Princess : that's a great quote right there btw
A Suspiciously Festive Tree : anything's a dildo if you're brave enough

Fluttershy in Sockies : I want to mail a stick of butter in a sock to everyone I know for christm as
A Suspiciously Festive Tree : owo

Fluttershy in Sockies : nice luna!
Fluttershy in Sockies : great job guber!
Fluttershy in Sockies : ♥♥♥ u moist!
Fluttershy in Sockies : :o
A Suspiciously Festive Tree : no u

Fluttershy in Sockies : Lets see what we got here... We got.... sum suspicious tree that probably committed murder.... a stick of butter melting on a
Fluttershy in Sockies : trackpad...
Fluttershy in Sockies : a guber
A Suspiciously Festive Tree : owo
Gubernator : *a goofy guber
Retro_ : egg
Fluttershy in Sockies : Some old retro egg thats probably gone bad
Fluttershy in Sockies : a mystery
Retro_ : heck
Fluttershy in Sockies : and some purple thing in a sock
Fluttershy in Sockies : perfect team?

Fluttershy in Sockies : Not the luna!

Balloonicern: Sugma duck fer a golden poon

A Suspiciously Moist Carpet: Wog says you're a hot dog
Rebs: Thanks?
I didnt mean to leave btw that furry medic killed me so hard my game crashed

Assailant: You have a fox-tail butt plug!

wog : i dont play regularly anymore you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hotdog

Moist: Don't you hate it when you're hearing or reading a sentence that seems normal, but doesn't end the way you testicles?
awwdeeno: i.. im not sure i understand.
Moist: that's going on my wall

Yri: "On a scale of fully clothed to Yri..."

Vahzah Laasdrun: Clothes are for mammals
Moist: Can I quote you on that?
Vahzah Laasdrun: W-why
I'm not taking my socks off in bed!
Never!

dýr sem leiðtogar : whats ur favorite raper???

CrimsonCharcoal : Are you a carpet or an otter?
A Suspiciously Moist Carpet : yes
CrimsonCharcoal : ¯\_( ° ͟ʖ ° )_/¯

DarkkevinC : legends say theres a ghost fort server thats been running since release
*DEAD* Fluttershy in Sockies : ^
obama gaming : reak
Fluttershy in Sockies : its true
obama gaming : real

Strix : do you even wort wort wort?

Yeooranium (Disgused as BoneD): Is there a difference between a moist and a soggy carpet?
SpoopoTown, ̶¦̶,̶|̶¦̶'̲god: About a cup and a half
Lara "Moist Carpet" Otter: I'm adding that to my wall

Co-worker 1: Would like a Mequite Chicken Bacon Ranch please, med size on Wheat, Toasted
Co-worker 2: That comes with extra flux, light lead, sound good?

Pokill99: just yeets a snowball in summer to confuse everyone

kaylee | Eridian system: A few centimeters larger wouldn't make that significant of a difference

TacoTown, ̶¦̶,̶|̶¦̶'̲god: sharks don't know that camels exsist
PoneD: most sharks probably don't know people exist
Lara "Moist Carpet" Otter: Oh they do, hence why divers refer to them as the dogs of the sea
Tickles Straight/Straight: Fun fact: most sharks can't buy plane tickets to Florida
Neo: I doubt that
Rinmen: they travel by sea yknow
Forks: pretty sure there are people that don't know about dogs
aNTONDI: whats a people
Lara "Moist Carpet" Otter: I'm putting the his on my wall

Antondi: e
Moist: You know it's hot outside, when you go outside and it is hot
MagicaJesta: Why is it called a fire truck when its mainly focused on water
It doesn't shoot fire
The Little Dipper: Why do pirates kick people tied up off boats?
Wouldn't they drown?
Star: Bacon is bacon, cookies is cookies. so why do we bake cookies and cook bacon

Moist: out of context phrase of the night: why is that skeleton wearing pants?!
Makkie: his name is Charles and he doesnt like to be naked

Assailant: Unsubscribe Bacon ass facts!

Rustic: hey I got a question about mail things
Rustic: If I refuse for a package to be delivered to my address when it arrives, does anyone pay for the shipping of the item when it has to be returned? And if so, would it be me or the original sender?
Moist: did someone try to deliver you a kick in the nuts and you want it to be returned to sender?

Moist: Why do you want Assailant to ♥♥♥♥ himself?!
Dingus: Because it's ass facts!

Dingus: Wait! I didn't launder anything!
Assailant: Oh for fruit snacks, you can do that on your own time

Assailant: I cannot comment on anal trigger discipline.

SmittyWun: Should probably talk to a doctor before you bake with cocaine.