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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:27am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 11:07am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 5:43pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 6:17am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:48am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 10:31am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:04pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:16pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:43am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:43am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:26am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:41pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:55am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 10:13am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:13am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 7:43pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:39am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 10:15am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:19am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:10am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:40am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:20am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:18am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:43am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:09am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 27, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 4:36pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:02am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:19am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 3:26pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:07am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:08am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:10am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:09am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 6:47am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:16pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:08am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 8:18pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:10am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:15am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:53pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:07am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:01pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:07am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:00am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:00am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:00am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:10am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:35am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:39pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:06pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:11am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:38am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 8:22pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:00am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:37am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 6:19pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:19am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:02am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 5:19pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:00am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:03am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:19pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:28pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 7:01am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:03am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 10:53am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:21am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:24am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2021 @ 6:25pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:07am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:07am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:07am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:08am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:10am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:41pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:13pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:12pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 10:24am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 10:27am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:04pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:53pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:45pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:50pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 7:01am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:32pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:40pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 7:49pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:16am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:44pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 8:07am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:10pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:08pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 10:16am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 11:09am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:44pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:50pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:14pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:50pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 7:01am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:22am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:16am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:40am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:07am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:07pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:12pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 6:49am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:13am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 1:48pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:20pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:14pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 10:26am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 10:51am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:41pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 1:30pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:25am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:17am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:10am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 3:02pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 25, 2022 @ 1:06pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Apr 8 @ 10:13am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 12:38am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Jan 30 @ 4:57pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 25, 2023 @ 9:15am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 25, 2023 @ 9:15am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 19, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2023 @ 10:15am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 7:38pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 5:53pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 10:26am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:23pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:57pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 7:29pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:08pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 10:23am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:23am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:10pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:15am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:23am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:41pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 2:26pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 10:26am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 10:51am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 5:24pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 8:04am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 6:52am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 5:08pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 7:07pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:51pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 2:36pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 10:48am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 6:50am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 9:28pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 9:27pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 9:38pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 4:08pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 6:52am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 5:08pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 10:45pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 9:07pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 8:22pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:15pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:43pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 2:19pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 7:38pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 9:18am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2022 @ 4:55pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:34pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 4:43pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 11:26pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:28am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 7:01am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 8:06am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:14pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:40pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 11:33am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2022 @ 8:30am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:09am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 9:07pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2023 @ 9:57am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 9:00pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2023 @ 9:44am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:12am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked May 8 @ 1:24pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2022 @ 3:14pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2023 @ 9:49am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 29, 2023 @ 8:58pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 5:48pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 9:23am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2022 @ 4:07pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 7:18pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2022 @ 1:56pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 4:42pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 5:47pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 9:30am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:02am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2023 @ 5:43pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2023 @ 12:33pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 6:47am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 8:07am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 9:03pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2022 @ 8:30am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 3:01pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 9:10pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:10pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 5:35pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2023 @ 11:00am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:57pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 7:03pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:52pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 2:10pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2022 @ 6:41am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 5:15pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:10pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:10pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:10pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2022 @ 8:35am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2022 @ 9:05am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2023 @ 9:50am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:10pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2022 @ 8:30am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:09pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:09pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2022 @ 1:57pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2022 @ 9:51am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2022 @ 4:12pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2023 @ 9:50am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2023 @ 9:49am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2023 @ 10:05am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 5 @ 12:24am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:09pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2023 @ 12:38pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2023 @ 9:15am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2023 @ 7:33pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2022 @ 12:02pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Aug 26, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 4:15pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 29, 2023 @ 9:56pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 9:30am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2023 @ 2:03pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Aug 25, 2023 @ 9:40am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2023 @ 10:52am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2023 @ 10:52am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2023 @ 10:52am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2023 @ 10:53am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
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Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
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Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
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Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2023 @ 11:00am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked May 8 @ 1:24pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
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Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
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That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Aug 26, 2023 @ 10:54am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 9:27am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
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I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
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Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
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Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:05pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Aug 25, 2023 @ 9:03am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 27, 2023 @ 1:22pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2023 @ 11:33am



Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+10

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