Good evening.

I noticed that you considered Nerf changes to the John Borpa Event or a rewrite. DO NOT DO THIS.

Please don't change the John Borpa Event. It is perfect!

Facing a John Borpa is and should be a terrifying challenge.

Using the RIMMSQOL Mod, I altered some statistics for John Borpa Meat and the rewards a John Borpa drops.

1. I changed the name to John Borpa STEAK and gave it 0.25 Nutrition and a 0.001 Decay Rate. It does not affect the spoilage of a John Borpa byproduct. (I might lower its Nutrition to 0.15, but I have not been able to kill a John Borpa yet, so I can't test it.)

2. When cooked into a meal, I made John Borpa Steaks give a positive Thought.

3. Selling John Borpa Steaks to a Royal Tribute Collector gives 0.01 Honor (the same as Gold). Sadly, I would need to know XML Patches to actually have a Royal Tribute Collector accept it.

4. One John Borpa Steak is now worth twelve pieces of Silver.

5. Consuming raw John Borpa Steaks cannot give you Food Poisoning.

6. John Borpa Steaks generate one Beauty Point instead of taking it away like other foodstuff.

7. John Borpa Steaks cannot catch fire.

8. John Borpas drop ten Borpa Eyes to reflect how big their eyes are.

9. John Borpas do not create Filth.

10. John Borpas cannot be sold for money (in the off chance the game glitches and gives you one).

11. The definition of John Borpa Leather was changed to GOLD, making them drop one hundred pieces of Gold when Butchered.

12. One John Borpa drops two hundred John Borpa Steaks when Butchered.


(BTW, you can make him spawn a weaker version of his weapon by having him drop it when he is Butchered.)


I hope that you will consider these suggestions when improving the strength and power of the almighty John Borpa. Your Mod is the bomb!


Reject your humanity and become a demon,
-TURTLESHROOM