Does the packaging in which your burger comes in count as preserving it, similarly to packaged meals used for long hikes/caravan trips?

- Hello! No it is only a stack texture for when there's more than a certain number of burgers in the stack. It expires all the same.

Your burgers seem to have no condiments. Can the clientele add their own condiments (From Vanilla Expanded Cooking for example) without any repercusions?

- I'm unsure since I have never used vanilla expanded cooking, if the mod is very well coded which I trust it is then I assume they've planned to make this work with any added food item, especially if it's using vanilla code as base

Do your hamburgers have any negative effects. Eating only burgers could lead to heart attacks, diabetes and increased chlorosome. Are your burgers safe?

- They don't have any negative hediffs, it just doesn't fill up people as much as normal meals do. I have no plans of expanding on the hediffs as of yet.

Where do you get your buns from?

- No buns or flour intended, just wanted a very simple mod with zero new workstations, ingredients or recipes. Other mods already do it and they do it better, so I just wanted an alternative that was simple enough to function

It's been rumored that your ZZT! Cola and Muff Beer have medicine in them. If so, this could be a food violation!

- Medicine represented natural flavourings, was my decision between that or Ambrosia so I just decided to go with herbal medicine since they could easily be honey or other things. It's not specified.

It's also been rumored that your Muff Beer had been found with small amounts of muffalo wool and meat in them. Was this an accident?

- You canned it so its your business' responsibility!

Lately, A neighboring rival food joint under the name "RimNuggets" has reported the entirety of their staff missing. Since your their rival, we wanted to ask what you think of this incident, we want to hear your opinon.

- It is a sad accident, but the good news is that Randy Burger sales are slightly improving

It also came to our info that people have said that your newest burgers tasted "funny", with one person even saying he tasted something similar to, what he claims, "tastes like a liver". We wanted to ask, did you add something to the food to make it tasted like that?

- Randy Burger ingredients are up to the branches and what they want to put in them, the business uses 99% legal products only

Why does a Fast Food Company need a "Armed Mercenary Squad" and why is your basement door, well... how to say it.... Very Well Defended?

- Why not?

Your restaurant has quite a lot of orders of food daily, yet even with such small staff, you manage to make every single one of them. We suspect you have some more workers working in that basement but we don't really see much of them come out...

- Would you like it if you owned a business and someone kept trying to enter your bedroom without your permission?

With that out the way, Does your restaurant want to "Expand their horizons?". By that, I mean are there gonna be more meal options, like fries or nuggets?

- Maybe not for now, mod was intended to be a tester, a small release for a bigger picture with Red Horse 2. The small amount of added content for this mod is part of the appeal, that it isn't too complicated and integrates for people who want to minimalise.

It's been found that one of the managers of Randy Burgers in the neighboring town has been found to be a part of a "Organ Blood Cult". Do you want to comment on this?

- Randy Burgers aren't part of any cult that's just silly. If the managers and employees want to do things outside of their work hours it's none of our business

Also, It's been found that a muffalo under the name "Mr. Fluffles" has been employed here. From what we know, he is also working for the corporation under the name "RimDeed". You want to give some opinions on multiple part-time jobs that many muffalos have to endure.

- Mr. Fluffles was head of customer support for Muff Beer corporation, he gets better pay and benefits in his new job. Sad to see him go but it's for the best.

Well, that ends our questions. We will now check the stoves and- OH MY GOD THE KITCHENS ON FIRE. RUN TO THE EMERGENCY EXIT!

- No it's just the northern lights

Originally posted by Chicken Plucker:

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I know it's been awhile since you wrote this, but it absolutely made my day. Thank you XD