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LimonenZitrone  [developer] Sep 12, 2018 @ 5:03pm
Currently available insults
Current Insults
Here is a list of all currently available insults:
  1. Generic Insults:
    • Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! (taken from EU4)
    • When the account of our time is written by future generations, they will look at you with that mix of pity and disgust called compassion. (taken from EU4)
    • My last visit to the commode was vastly more enjoyable than dinner with your ambassador. (taken from EU4)
    • Oh look. There's some lovely filth over here. (taken from EU4)
    • No map can be a work of art as long as your nation is on it. (taken from EU4)
    • So you are an independent country? How about we change that.
    • Your greatness is spoken from Seville to Moscow. Didn't you hear of this century's jester?
    • Y O U L I K E T O P L A Y A R T I L L E R Y O N L Y.
    • What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥ing say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥ing words. You think you can get away with saying that♥♥♥♥♥♥to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable♥♥♥♥♥off the face of the continent, you little♥♥♥♥♥♥ If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will♥♥♥♥♥♥fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥ing dead, kiddo. (suggested by Mr.X)
    • You are so bad at fighting wars, you must have learnt to fight from France. (can not be sent to France)
    • Have you never heard of an industry? Bah, couldn't expect more from savages like you! (requires you to have more factories than the target)
    • We shall make a wall out of your people's corpses. (target needs to have at least 5 million manpower)
    • I just saw something that reminded me of your nation. It was my feces in the toilet. (suggested by Driconian)
  2. Government Specific Insults:
    • The global revolution shall be brought to you soon. (requires you to be communist and the target to be not communist)
    • Neutrality is so great that it kills people out of sheer boredom. (requires the target be be non alligned/neutral)
    • The times of kings and queens has ended already. Didn't you hear that? (requires you to be not non alligned/neutral and the target to be non alligned/neutral)
    • You claim to fight for the people, yet by you, they all die. (requires you to not be communist and the target to be communist)
    • The best argument against democracy is a 5 minute debate with the average voter. (requires you to be not democratic and the target to be democratic)
    • Dictators are not meant to last. (requires you to be not fascist and the target to be fascist)
    • We shall seize your means of production. (requires you to be communist)
  3. Country Specific Insults:
    1. depending on target:
      • You can't win any war on your own. (target has to be Italy)
      • I must admit, I'm impressed by your army and generals. Say, what happened in Greece? (target has to be Italy)
      • Your Empire is as big as the hair on Mussolini! (the target has to be Italy, suggested by DapperSpino)
      • That interest looks higher than your ego! (target has to be Greece)
      • Has a great colonial empire all around the world, yet couldn't stop an island just off its shores from breaking away from it. (the target has to be England, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
      • It seems your prime minister has the average British knowledge. (target has to be England and has to have Neville Chamberlain as country leader)
      • Your oppression shall come to an end. No empire lasts forever. (requires you to be a subject of the target and the target has to be England)
      • ♥♥♥♥ off Gandhi, go walk up the mountain in your flip-flops! (target has to be India)
      • If electricity always follows the path of least resistance, why doesn't lightning always strike in France then? (target has to be France)
      • Your flag is missing some white. (target has to be France)
      • Your world is nothing but a mere utopia. (target has to be Germany and fascist)
      • Ready for round two? (target has to be Germany and non alligned/neutral)
      • You call yourselves the rising sun, yet you are destined to fall. (target has to be Japan and fascist)
      • Did you make your planes out of their blueprints? (the target has to be Japan, suggested by DapperSpino)
      • You can't even win a war against birds. (the target has to be Australia)
      • It's been how long since the last time Switzerland participated in a war? (the target has to be Switzerland, suggested by Flubbl3)
      • I could throw a rock over the border and you would surrender. (the target has to be Switzerland, suggested by Flubbl3)
      • Where have your armed forces gone? Oh, that's right, you never had any! (the target has to be Switzerland, suggested by Flubbl3)
      • Who would win? A modern army or some farmers? (the target has to be USA, suggested by DapperSpino)
      • You want some food? (the target has to be Soviet Union and communist, suggested by 2Polev)
      • NOTICE: (This insult has voluntarily removed itself to protect the feelings of the Chinese Communist Party) (the target has to be PRC, suggested by Hannhwa)
    2. depending on sender:
      • Every war against you is a Blitzkrieg. (requires you to be Germany)
      • You call yourselves free. In Germany, we call you Lebensraum! (requires you to be Germany and fascist)
      • I see the situation in Africa needs to be controlled by someone who is capable of doing that. (requires you to be Germany and the target to own a state in Africa)
      • You all think Italy can't do anything right? So tell me, why did you copy our government system then? (requires you to be Italy and the target has to be fascist)
      • P E R K E L E! (requires you to be Finland, suggested by DapperSpino)
      • Sure we lost the Emu War, but you do not have to look like them. (requires you to be Australia, suggested by Driconian)
      • Shameful Display! (requires you to be Japan, suggested by DapperSpino)
      • We've got plently of Samurai for hire, if you need an actual army! (requires you to be Japan, suggested by DapperSpino)
      • I've got a button on my desk and it's bigger than yours! (requires you to be USA, suggested by DapperSpino)
      • Looks like you're allergic to freedom. (requires you to be USA and democratic and the target has to be non democratic, suggested by ChokeCJ)
      • All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal. (requires you to be England with Churchill, suggested by Driconian)
      • We're going to Whampoa your♥♥♥♥♥ (requires you to be China, suggested by Hannhwa)
      • Nihao, barbarians. (requires you to be China and the target has to have its capital in either Europe, North America or Australia, suggested by Hannhwa)
      • Konnichiwa, barbarians. (requires you to be Japan and the target has to have its capital in either Europe, North America or Australia, suggested by Hannhwa)
      • Annyeonghaseyo, barbarians. (requires you to be Korea and the target has to have its capital in either Europe, North America or Australia, suggested by Hannhwa)
    3. depending on both:
      • Your land? More like, free real estate. (requires you to be either Germany or Soviet Union and the target has to be Poland)
      • You better watch your back. (requires you to be either Germany or Soviet Union and the target has to be Poland)
      • You shall see the might of France yet again. (requires you to be France and the target has to be Spain)
      • YOU SHALL NOT PASS! (requires you to be France and the target has to be Germany, suggested by Legatus)
      • We shall give you your place in the shade.... with Artillery! (requires you to be France and the target has to be Germany and non alligned/neutral, suggested by DapperSpino)
      • Do you really need the maginot line to beat me? What happened to your so called French pride? (requires you to be Germany and the target has to be France)
      • Do you know who won the first 'Tour de France'? The 1st German Tank Division. (requires you to be Germany and the target has to be France)
      • No one could have been a worse ally than you. Either you are betraying us or we need more troops to save your♥♥♥♥♥than if we would need to fight against you! (requires you to be Germany and the target has to be Italy)
      • You are just an obstacle to something bigger. (requires you to be Germany and the target has to be Belgium)
      • It's Anschluss time! (requires you to be Germany and the target has to be Austria)
      • Did you ever hear of Auschwitz? (requires you to be Germany and the target has to either be Romania, Poland, Soviet Union, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Bulgaria, Ukraine, Belarus or Czechoslovakia)
      • I would like to brag about our fuel efficiency. We can reach your capital with a single tank! (requires you to be Germany and fascist and the target has to be either Poland, Beligum, Holland or France, suggested by Driconian)
      • Give us back OUR Flanders. (requires you to be the Netherlands and the target has to be Belgium)
      • Look, a cute attempt to conquer the world. So pathetic, feel the power of Communism! (requires you to be Soviet Union and communist and the target has to be Germany and fascist)
      • You call that a mustache? Toddlers grow larger ones than the one you have! (requires you to be Soviet Union with Stalin ruling the country and the target has to be Germany with Hitler ruling the country, suggested by XerxesTheUndead)
      • Who would win? 10000 T-34s or a lousy Panther that breaks down after 2 seconds of use? (requires you to be Soviet Union and the target has to be Germany, suggested by Jahou)
      • It was really nice of you to build all those highways, so that the Soviet tanks are able to push to Berlin in no time. (requires you to be Soviet Union and the target has to be Germany)
      • Our gulags are way better! (requires you to be Soviet Union and communist and the target has to be Germany and fascist)
      • Try to invade Iwo Jima, but beware of the disaster you will bring in Europe. (requires you to be Japan and the target has to be USA)
      • Come on Italy, you can surely do better than that! (requires you to be Ethiopia and the target has to be Italy)
      • You can't even win a war between us, in which we both have nukes and don't even fight! (requires you to be USA and the target has to be Soviet Union)
      • THE WALL JUST GOT 10 FEET HIGHER! (requires you to be USA and the target has to be Mexico, suggested by DapperSpino)
      • Gonna cook me some supper after I burn down York again. (requires you to be USA and the target has to be Canada, suggested by ChokeCJ)
      • I had a deal with your daddy about 140 years ago, now you are going to give me that land, boy. (requires you to be USA and the target has to be Canada, suggested by ChokeCJ)
      • The deal is 140 years overdue, boy. Now you are going to give me the entire country for not paying up. (requires you to be USA and the target has to be Canada, suggested by ChokeCJ)
      • NUTS! (requires you to be USA and the target has to be Germany)
      • Where we Dropping boys? (requires you to be USA/England and the target has to be Germany, suggested by DapperSpino)
      • We shall fight you in the seas, we shall fight you in the beaches, we shall never surrender! (requires you to be England and the target has to be Germany)
      • The Wehrmacht cant retire if their houses are on fire. (requires you to be England and the target has to be Germany and fascist, suggested by Nutman)
      • My son, playing with democracy is bad, it's time to go home. (requires you to be England and not democratic and the target has to be USA and democratic, suggested by Legatus)
      • Did you hear about the new Italian fleet? It has glass bottoms, so they can see the old Italian fleet. (requires you to be England and the target has to be Italy, suggested by Lupe)
      • What can you do with a man who looks like a female llama surprised when bathing? (requires you to be England with Churchill and the target has to be France with de Gaulle, suggested by Driconian)
      • Do you need us to come over and burn your little house down a second time? (requires you to be Canada and the target has to be USA, suggested by S m a k 64)
      • Do I need to save you again? (requires you to be Poland and the target to be Austria, suggested by DapperSpino)
      • Your sun will set and ours will rise. (requires you to be PRC and the target has to be Japan, suggested by DapperSpino)
      • Mario called, he wants his plunger back! (requires you to be Italy and the target has to be Poland, suggested by DapperSpino)
      • How can Moscow be the Third Rome if it doesn't even have an R?! (requires you to be Italy and the target has to be Soviet Union and fascist, suggested by DapperSpino)
      • Remove Kebab. (requires you to be Serbia and the target has to be Turkey, suggested by II. Wilhelm)
      • Finlandia, Finlandia, the invincible Red Army is afraid of it. (requires you to be Finland and the target has to be Soviet Union, suggested by Sam Evans)
      • D A N S K J Ä V L A R! (requires you to be Sweden and the target has to be Denmark, suggested by PsychoticFalcon)
      • People scoffed when Chiang said communists will be worse than the Japanese. Those same people are now dead due to communism. (requires you to be China and the target has to be PRC, suggested by Hannhwa)
      • Congratulations on killing way more Chinese than the Japanese ever did. (requires you to be China and the target has to be PRC, suggested by Hannhwa)
      • When your people cry for freedom and liberty, only the tanks and their crews get their freedom. (requires you to be China and the target has to be PRC, suggested by Hannhwa)
      • So how's that communism and Maoism thing working out for you? (requires you to be China and the target has to be PRC, suggested by Hannhwa)
      • You really think your tiny island can take over the whole of Chunghua? (requires you to be China and the target has to be Japan and fascist, suggested by Hannhwa)
      • We both know what you want, but shouldn't the last time you tried in 1592 and 1597 tell you this is a bad idea? (requires you to be China and the target has to be Japan and fascist, suggested by Hannhwa)
      • Here's a tip, don't attack the nation with the largest landmass and population in Asia. (requires you to be China and the target has to be Japan and fascist, suggested by Hannhwa)
      • 1453, best year of my life. (requires you to be Turkey and the target has to be Greece, suggested by Comrade BetterBite)
      • Transylvanian castles are actually Hungarian. (requires you to be Hungary and the target has to be Romania, suggested by haha yide)
      • Man, you just love stealing territories with different ethnicities than you, huh, Czech scoundrel? Slovaks, Ruthenians, Hungarians, Germans, and even Poles? (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Czechoslovakia, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
      • Your puny excuse of an union can't even compare to the might of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Czechoslovakia, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
      • Man, I miss the Czech Kingdom. They were such good allies, instead of this abomination. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Czechoslovakia, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
      • Forget about Komancza... no, don't even think about it. And Racibórz? Phah, funny joke, not getting that either. Also, Zaolzie is ours, and you're not getting back Spisz and Orava. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Czechoslovakia, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
      • Our leader was at least charismatic, as opposed to yours, who's just screaming. He's a ♥♥♥♥ing joke. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Germany and fascist, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
      • Damn, why did the Allies not agree for a preventive strike back in 1934... (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Germany, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
      • No Gdansk for you,♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥sie. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Germany, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
      • You talk about being cut off from your exclave? How about I annex it and everything will be great? Half of it's population is Polish anyway. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Germany, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
      • Ahhh, the great French Republic, which once steamrolled through Europe, now has to hide behind some mountain bois, when it could've just bloody attacked the threat it was protecting against. What the hell happened, France?! (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be France, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
      • Oh for ♥♥♥♥ sake, Litwa, just bloody accept the fact that your "historical" capital is almost entirely Polish, and just move on. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Lithuania, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
      • Holding your grudges against your former partner, so cool. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Lithuania, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
      • If you won't quit, I will forcibly make sure the Commonwealth is healthy and once again on the map, you ungratefull♥♥♥♥♥♥ (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Lithuania, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
      • You just love attacking people when their backs are exposed, don't you? (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Sweden, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
      • Catholicism > Protestantism. Deal with it. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Sweden, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
      • I don't think anyone has messed us up worse than you did, and I don't think anyone will even come close to doing that much damage. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Sweden, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
      • K U R W A! (requires you to be Poland, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
      • Thanks for opposing us and wanting to leave out around 5 million Poles east of your cursed Curzon Line, you absolute ♥♥♥♥♥. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be England, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
      • Appeasement... that's the dumbest geopolitical direction I've ever heard of. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be England, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
      • Good thing I don't need to slaughter my own generals out of paranoia. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Soviet Union and communist, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
      • What's that? A cavalry regiment? \nI don't have to remind you about Komarów, do I? (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Soviet Union, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
      • The Russian Empire fell and so will you, mark my words. (requires you to be Poland and the target has to be Soviet Union and not fascist, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
  4. Player vs Player Insults:
    • L2Play Noob! (taken from EU4)
    • No matter what country you play, you ♥♥♥♥ every game up!
    • I can almost hear the salt.
    • Alt + F4 is the easy way out.
    • You are so bad, you can't even win against Luxembourg. (target has to be Germany)
    • Germany again? Do you have no skills? (target has to be Germany)




Currently Suggested Insults
The insults listed here were suggested and may be added in a later update:
  • We named a bay after you. (Cuba to USA, suggested by DapperSpino)
  • Sun never sets in my empire. And obviously it's not yours! (UK to Japan, suggested by Flandre Scarlet)
  • We got your ice pick lying around, shall we back it to mother Russia? (Mexico to Soviet Union, suggested by Legatus)
  • The ever so expensive Maginot line was no match for the Wehrmacht's 'superiority'. So, what ails your brain to think that such an abismal 'wall' from coast to coast will stay your regime? (USA to Germany, suggested by Marineartillerist Doom)
  • roflmao. (Anyone to PRC, suggested by Hannhwa)
  • The Great Leap Forward lept China forward alright, forward into a very deep hole. (China to PRC, suggested by Hannhwa)
  • Mao needs a Long March to slim down a little. (China to PRC, suggested by Hannhwa)
  • Stalin sent ten men to Karelia, one returned. "There is a Finn over that hill!" Stalin then sent a hundred men, one returned. Stalin, angered, then sent a thousand men. One returned, telling Stalin "It's a trap. There are two Finns!" (Finland to Soviet Union, suggested by Schmertz)
  • In Soviet Russia, Kebab Remove You! (Turkey to Soviet Union, suggested by DapperSpino)
  • Prepare to get Whampoa'd. (China to anyone, suggested by Hannhwa)
  • At least Trotsky was a man of his word. (Poland to Soviet Union without Trotsky, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
  • Akhem.... 1.000.000.000$ in art stolen from us in the Deluge, please. (Poland to Sweden, suggested by *| Dozeji #TF2SP)
  • Your mum gay. (generic, suggested by MicklePickle)
  • Hey Hitler, yo mama so ugly when she smiled she got arrested for indecent exposure. (Anyone to Germany with Hitler, suggested by coolsoeb)
  • Tibet? What's Tibet? (PRC to Tibet, suggested by deet0109)
  • Y'all mind, if I grab some OIL? (USA to Iraq, suggested by Spyr)
  • You may need a bigger wall. (Mongolia to China, suggested by Spyr)
  • Lmao, shut up "soft underbelly". (Germany to Italy, suggested by Duke Von Baron)
  • Canada? More like Northern USA! (USA to Canada, suggested by Elucidate)
  • Fixed fortifications are a monument to man's stupidity. (USA to Germany after West Wall Focus, suggested by Elucidate)
  • What even is a Kosovo? (Serbia to Kosovo, suggested by Rock and roll mcdonalds)
  • Let's make a deal. You give us your oil, we give you democracy. (democratic USA to any non democratic oil producing country, suggested by Not a 🅱️ot)
  • Lmao what the frick is a Prussia? Is that like Russia but with pee? (anyone to Germany, suggested by IceWallopis)
  • Make way, skraelings! You're trespassing on Leif's rightful land. (Communist Scandinavia to Canada, suggested by PsychoticFalcon)
Last edited by LimonenZitrone; Jun 9, 2019 @ 7:31pm