[+] 100% max health on wearer
[+] 100% faster move speed on wearer
[+] On use:all attacks are crits for 10 seconds
[+] 30% crit resistence on wearer
[+] On use: Heals you for 50% of your hp (125 cause you will have 250 hp)
[-] -50% move speed while carrying intel
[-] -10% blast resistence on wearer
[-] Disallows use of your melee weapon
[-] creates a 25% damage penalty to your primary weapon (R.I.P shortstop)

funny if these actually were the stats xD