[+] On hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
[-] On miss: Stab yourself. Ye dunderhead.
[-] 33% base damage penalty

EDIT: Added damage penalty

sounds resonable

I like that idea. So if a scout decides to invade you, you can hit them and let the bleed damage deal with them. I also like the Boston Basher idea. Since the demo is drunk he is likely to stab himself with sharp objects. Also, you should be able to extra jump, because the bleed damage will propel you. Great idea, and I hope the item and stats get added to the game.

On Hit: Bleed for 2 seconds
-20 Walk Speed on victim
On Miss: Kill yourself. Drunk idiot.
+50 Damage
+20 Walk Speed
Unable to gain health (Healing, dispesers, or heath kits.)

On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds.
On Miss: Knock yourself with the butt of the knife.
How'd you even miss yourself?
On hit on the back of a Spy: Get an insult from him for failing a backstab.

+Backstab
+Impossible change to primary when equip this weapon
+15% walk speed
-50% Life
--no can regenerate life
-70% damage with explosive and fire

A backstabbing demoman? I like the idea.
[+] Can backstab.
[-] 50% less damage
[-] On miss: Bleed for 5 seconds
Stickyjumper+This=OP much?

+ 100% critical chance while explosive jumping
- no random critical hits

dont tell me its not the best stat suggestion ever :)
demo needs a market gardner

[+] On Hit Deals Damage Equal to Your Current Health
[+] On Hit Heal 10%
[-] On Miss -50% health because you are smart enough not to kill yourself
but still drunk enough to stab yourself

+100% Critical chance while explosive jumping
+On Kill: Decapitate Victim (just for asthetics)
-On Miss: Bleed for 3 seconds
-No random criticals

May need some balance changes

+50 swing rate
+25 movement speed on wearer
On Kill: Heal 20% health
-20 damage penalty
On Miss: Marked for death for 2 seconds

i thank the taunt should be the CABER'S taunt

Oh, great another discussion on OP community stats.

I like adding a backstab.

+Backstab
+Walking speed
+Health
-Like, 70% health
Crits are insta kill
No RANDOM crits
Shorter melee distance
Cannot switch weapons
Cannot be healed


And the taunt should be the Ullapool Caber with differemt words
THE END

+25% faster swing speed
+Bleed damage
+15 Health
-50% Melee range
-Reduced charge duration

Demo should not backstab. That takes away one of the things that makes a spy unique. Also, I almost thught this was a spy knife lol.