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I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a M249 and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around the house on the map and roleplay me being in vacation. Also I go around the map and put forks in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
Urk urk! Squeak ah squeak ah! Ooooooooo! Yippee Ki-yay! Thar she blows! Aaaaaaaaahm.