Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Humerus Death
78 Comments
shlaeNg Mar 10, 2017 @ 12:18am 
Don't think it should have the saw part.
Gato Sexo Mar 8, 2017 @ 5:40pm 
YES
snayper Feb 5, 2015 @ 11:11pm 
i think the name suited for this kukri is "The Femur Fatale"
stats
+ Turn mini-crits into crits
+10% health on wearer
+An on-fire teammate is visible(glowing team colour)
- Its cursed when withdrawn, must kill applied jarate enemy to switch weapon
- On Miss : bleed yourself for 5 seconds
The Barton of Stories Aug 13, 2013 @ 1:39pm 
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spring fox Aug 13, 2013 @ 1:16pm 
No reskins this is just too good to be a skin.
Scout Aug 9, 2013 @ 3:24pm 
YES STONAGE UGA BOGA AHHHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :alliedbridge::alliedstar::alliedbridge:
Schizo #1 Aug 5, 2013 @ 8:03am 
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Cargon, lord of file cabinets Feb 15, 2013 @ 1:32am 
Please make this a skin, it is too amazinig to be left out of my reach
Saiko Oct 11, 2012 @ 6:28am 
Dude can you please give me a skin for this? It's really nice, and if it can't make to NoTLU 2 can you at least give me a link?
Pow!  [author] Oct 1, 2012 @ 5:42am 
Thanks everyone for the rates! Winter Holiday items are now in-progress! Keep the comments, rates and shares coming :D
Supernothing Sep 30, 2012 @ 11:52am 
+30% damage
+70% faster weapon switch
Excel Fisher Sep 30, 2012 @ 11:43am 
awsome
Zeratan Sep 29, 2012 @ 1:29pm 
+50% damage
causes bleeding on the target
-25% attack speed
-20% health on wearer
theMilkDrinker Sep 29, 2012 @ 12:57pm 
looks great, good job
Slippery Fella Sep 28, 2012 @ 1:01pm 
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El'Cheapo Sep 27, 2012 @ 6:58pm 
shouldve been a funnybone
Perfection Sep 27, 2012 @ 5:47pm 
Very well thought out melee weapon. Must have!!
Green Ghost Sep 26, 2012 @ 11:24pm 
I see what you did there. '_'
Matsukovich Sep 26, 2012 @ 9:10pm 
i used to be a rager, but then i took a joke to my humerous

hang on, is that the spies arm? and yes i made up that ^ ^ ^ joke for this item, maybe thats a good description?
Ensis Sep 26, 2012 @ 9:01pm 
That pun just made my day XD
cookiepussy Sep 26, 2012 @ 5:05pm 
holiday punch for sniper pls
Ducky Sep 26, 2012 @ 2:48pm 
agree with the turtle
Catherine Sep 26, 2012 @ 1:49pm 
i agree with bzm hanson
Unlucky survivor Sep 26, 2012 @ 1:20pm 
The fearsome Femer.
Kaimera Sep 26, 2012 @ 1:03pm 
On crit: switches opponents weapon to melee.
Squeegiemama Sep 26, 2012 @ 12:37pm 
A humerus addition to the game!
beees? Sep 26, 2012 @ 12:13pm 
This is a great weapon. the name makes it twice as good! well done.
loopyloo Sep 26, 2012 @ 10:58am 
amazing name choice, only reason i love it.
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HeatBombastic Sep 26, 2012 @ 10:39am 
I laughed like crazy when I saw the name. Thumbs Up!
Suruga Devil Sep 26, 2012 @ 8:43am 
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ЯụB1K-X_107 Sep 26, 2012 @ 7:45am 
goood ideeea!
I like it!!!
Pako Sep 26, 2012 @ 6:45am 
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Pako Sep 26, 2012 @ 6:45am 
FEDT
cyro_dragon Sep 26, 2012 @ 5:58am 
50 max health
-30% damage penalty
On hit: bleed
(Ross) Pixywing Sep 26, 2012 @ 4:43am 
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Pow!  [author] Sep 26, 2012 @ 3:44am 
Thanks all for the kind comments! Still taking any feedback people have to offer!

@Its Yoomudda: Yeah, its a punny bone! ... :D
osk Sep 25, 2012 @ 6:37pm 
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Newt Gangrich Sep 25, 2012 @ 1:51pm 
Oh that's punny
Res Sep 25, 2012 @ 1:28pm 
spine-chillingly cool
Res Sep 25, 2012 @ 1:28pm 
kool

DracoMeteor Sep 25, 2012 @ 12:36pm 
This will be great with pyrovision because the enemies laugh when hit.
Nogardtist Sep 25, 2012 @ 10:25am 
good item i hope it will be on TF2