+30% damage on scouts
+Slows down enemies when hit (similar to Natasha)
- 10% damage

-90% Damage
-10% Swing rate
+30% Knockback

this could be the meme weapon for the heavy update

BONK'EM SOCKERS, YOU CAN BONK ALL DAY AND SOCK ALL NIGHT :D

i had that when i was kid lol

Should have been for scout

maybe they could have really good knockback and -50% and if the heavy hits somebody he goes faster for 3 seconds

The nostalgia factor is perfect *insert pacha meme here*

I remember playing with socker boppers as a kid.

@Dorffy

I like the extra damage idea, maybe the fists do knock back?

Stats could be -50% Less damage

+ Target gets knocked back on hit

Stats:
Same as fast gloves
extra dmg to scouts

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or very early 2000's

If you were a 90s kid

Yes. Yes. Yes. All of my yes. Rate up.

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good

my childhood in tf2. EPIC

Hey look! A childhood!

OH YEAH, THIS IS SOMETHING I WANNA SEE IN THE GAME!!

MORE FUN THEN A FIST FIGHT!

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these toys used to be amazing back in the day

The Bonk em Sockers
+Crits automatically kill heaves with the same weapon pulled out
+On Hit: Knocks back enemies and stuns them for 3 seconds
+5% move speed on wearer
-50% damage penalty
-25% damage vulnerability to crit-a-cola attacks
-20% slower weapon switch time
If anyone would like to contribute to there statistics, then feel free to do so.

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XD Oh the nostalgia's coming back, baby!

- whatever VALVe feels like it
+ whatever VALVe feels like it

+ some abomination that would buy it and use it anyway.

I think I have a good recipe: Gloves of Running Urgently + Bonk! Atomic Punch
Edit as you please, but that's a pretty accurate recipe if Bonk and Gloves are involved.

More fun than, A PILLOW FIGHT!

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I want my fists in those squishy holes.
Now.

more fun than a pillow fight!

yes i remember those rated up

The Bonk Em' Sockers

+ On Crit: Instantly kills any enemy Heavies wearing them. (Decapitates them like in Rock Em' Sock Em' Robots.)
+ On Crit: Knocks back victim and stuns them for 5 seconds when they land.
+ On Hit: Knocks victim back.
+ On Hit: Deflects all Misc. projectiles. (Misc: Jarate, Baseball, Arrows, e.t.c.) (Punch projectile in mid-air to deflect.)
- 10% Damage (I've been hit by one of these, hurts slightly less than a normal punch.)
- 25% Slower weapon switch speed. (Because you gotta take both of them off XD.)
- All damage is taken in Mini-Crits. (Only when in use.)

ok just how the hell would you kill with these? irl they are things you would fill with air then punch people doing no harm what so ever

+25% move speed
-50~60% damage
+50~50% fire speed
successful hit causes knockback (ever been hit with one of those?)

-75% damage
Critical hit applies stun effect

DO IT VALVE!

I AM HEAVY WEAPONS SCOUT, AND THESE ARE MY NEW WEAPONS.

lol that is cool

more fun than a pillow fight

super speed punches

- On Kill: 30% speed for five seconds.
- 50% less damage.

I'd expect it to be able to push back enemies if they do make it into TF2? Either way, my vote shall be an up

YES

as much trouble i got in to trouble as a kid with those they would be asowme with teh heavy

pootis in game right now. >:L

pootis will be happy if dis get in da game

brings back memories...

I Supoot this :3