Team Fortress 2
The Courier's Caffeine
Комментариев: 189
Wiggy 17 авг. 2023 г. в 18:28 
Motto: TOO. MUCH. CAFFEINE.
404_coffee.exe 22 мая. 2022 г. в 14:14 
I feel like scout with coffee would be a migraine
XenaTek 3 мая. 2019 г. в 19:35 
(epic gamer music)
139284732478290 THEYRE COMING 16 авг. 2018 г. в 8:35 
YOU CAN SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE DEAD!
daddypenis69 8 окт. 2016 г. в 11:16 
what if it can be both a drinkable and a throwable
Drink for caffeinated boost
throw to burn your enemies with hot coffee!
Ash_the_first 16 июн. 2016 г. в 9:34 
like scout need to have more energy and be faster... :steamfacepalm:
Trobby 5 мая. 2016 г. в 3:44 
coffe.
❄ FrostyHoneyJuicy ❄ 29 июн. 2015 г. в 0:40 
@ZombiePlasticClock
You're welcome & Good luck! :happy_creep:

Also I meant to say "I am not sarcastic", instead of "I am no sarcastic". I missed to press the "T" button. Anyway, you got the point!
Momo  [создатель] 29 июн. 2015 г. в 0:13 
@ Frosty

Thanks for the compliment! I've been debating making a new version of this, Might do it after all
❄ FrostyHoneyJuicy ❄ 28 июн. 2015 г. в 21:19 
Mannnn, coffee lovers would LOVE this.
(No, I am no sarcastic. This item seriously looks cool!)
Jeem Cari 27 июн. 2015 г. в 17:57 
Its Perfection! Its got quality and the Awesomeness in it! This should be added! And Id Like One!
Momo  [создатель] 10 фев. 2015 г. в 19:44 
@ Swag master

Haha thanks, been a while since someone commented on this. You'll be pleased to know then that a new version is on my to-do list.
CP Möney 10 фев. 2015 г. в 17:01 
Love this!!! this is a really cool item to have
The Muslim Man From Muslim Land 18 окт. 2014 г. в 21:02 
maybe you can make a mad milk version too
BakedMemes 31 июл. 2014 г. в 7:50 
Stats:

+When drank:Increases speed by 30% and take 15% Less damage for everything for 7 seconds
-When effects clear:Decreases speed by 30% and take 15% More damage from everything for 4 seconds
pedro 19 июл. 2014 г. в 6:23 
You should also make it for the sniper, since he was drinking coffee in Meet The Sniper.
Niko Kōnstantînos 1 июл. 2014 г. в 18:44 
this should be for sniper instead still good
nowhere girl 25 июн. 2014 г. в 1:05 
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppp
Amari 20 июн. 2014 г. в 8:38 
Truely amazing!
The Muslim Man From Muslim Land 19 июн. 2014 г. в 2:24 
*soda
The Muslim Man From Muslim Land 19 июн. 2014 г. в 2:23 
also have a atomizer and soad popper version that would be REALLY cool
preZ 12 июн. 2014 г. в 7:27 
Well it's a solid idea, but maybe the effects should have something to do with burn? So you soak an enemy with it and the enemy has after burn damage almost like bleed?
The Muslim Man From Muslim Land 17 мая. 2014 г. в 19:56 
call it lethal latte or something like that
The Muslim Man From Muslim Land 17 мая. 2014 г. в 19:55 
Pls make a crit o cola version of this
Hedgie 12 мая. 2014 г. в 4:36 
Expresso is better than espresso because speed puns
Sal from Impractical Jokers 22 мар. 2014 г. в 16:43 
This is perfect. Though, would it be a Bonk or Crit a Cola reskin? if neither, I'd love to know what it'd be. Anyway, rate up.
Tristianity 16 мар. 2014 г. в 4:21 
Make it a thrown weapon which burns opponents, that would be cool
Zirkel 3 мар. 2014 г. в 22:56 
Stat wise, maybe;
+30% Fire Resistance
+33% Melee Damge(About 10 more damage)
-40% Speed for 5 seconds after wearoff.(Speed of reg demoman)
Momo  [создатель] 14 ноя. 2013 г. в 14:53 
@ Syndicate Clive

... Hm. That would have been nice to know sooner. If I do a v2, I'll be sure to spell it correctly. Or go with a new label, not sure yet.
Nate Jo 14 ноя. 2013 г. в 8:52 
It's "ESPRESSO"
XXIVJD 11 ноя. 2013 г. в 13:58 
The best!
SarcasticPossum 26 сен. 2013 г. в 19:27 
So,what kind of effects will you give it?Maybe increase running speed x 2?
Maddocktor 26 сен. 2013 г. в 7:06 
This is super cool Reskin?
Moon of Andor 28 авг. 2013 г. в 13:54 
Yes it would
Mr Friendly 3 авг. 2013 г. в 3:21 
I think this would be awesome as a bonk reskin :D
Hyx 8 июл. 2013 г. в 5:46 
I could see it increase speed and firerate for a little while.
ærk 27 мая. 2013 г. в 12:18 
Why don't you publish this in GameBanana? Just like your Private Twinkletoes and Cheetahmann submissions.
The Caretaker 16 мая. 2013 г. в 12:13 
run at twice the speed
take twice the damage
CyberSaber 30 апр. 2013 г. в 21:03 
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Hauntwick 12 апр. 2013 г. в 9:18 
valve just add it CUZ ITS AWESOME....
Momo  [создатель] 2 фев. 2013 г. в 17:33 
@ Trickster Blind

Technically, the Crit-a-Cola, even though they use the same exact model.
barikan 2 фев. 2013 г. в 16:16 
We don't have a BONK reskin weapon yet, do we... This would be cool.
Siren System 3 дек. 2012 г. в 13:00 
most likely would be a last ditch attempt wep
Siren System 3 дек. 2012 г. в 12:59 
by -35 damage I mean it's a bad thing= - and that you lose 35 health on use
Siren System 3 дек. 2012 г. в 12:58 
on use
+bonk effect 4 sec
+crit a cola effect normal time ammount
-35 damage
_-BoomBox-_ 14 ноя. 2012 г. в 10:21 
on use: (for 5 seconds)
+90% max. speed
+70% resist to bullets
-30% resist to fire
-100% damage
You burning for 5 seconds
Splooge McDucc (GlitterSquid) 17 окт. 2012 г. в 17:16 
@SsS| ZombiePlasticClock
That's perfect, I could see it in a set with the boston basher.
Momo  [создатель] 17 окт. 2012 г. в 0:04 
@ LinkorZelda

-On drink: Burn yourself, idiot.
Splooge McDucc (GlitterSquid) 16 окт. 2012 г. в 14:53 
+30% damage resistance
+20% Speed

-15% chance to burn your tounge dealing 15 damage and you get no benefits if that happens.
Big Slime 7 окт. 2012 г. в 19:48 
+80% Speed
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-30% Accuracy