God is dead. You killed him. You did this.

HOWEVER I would not be mad if you made a gumball machine mod.
no particular reason.

Sharting mod when?
(im not into that i just think it would be a good addition to the roster)

omfg

Fuck yeah, that's my jam

id say go to him yourself then but hell's the only place waiting for you

Not exactly the kind of mod I'd use, but learning lua just to make this is genuinely funny as hell, good on you

Add cum you coward

I have. And i pissed on him :3 and he liked it and promoted me to head of piss management

find god

I ain't the type to kink shame but this is barely disguised to the point its just weird, this is Harley Quinn fart comic level crap.

why do steam workshops for piexelated games always have the freakiest fellows

i really figured this mod was just a joke, but no, the creator is named slutmuffin and it's a barely disguised kink.
honestly, go off slutmuffin, im into ts too

i already cum enough in real life. i dont need to in games

we actually literally talked about turning milk into cum and then having the player cum at certain times xDDDDDD so i mean you're not wrong xD but nah we never went through with the idea, felt too similar and unnecessary. The piss mod was necessary uwu

whats next? cumyourself? like jeez

OwO?

Frankly this is insane. I quite admire the fact you learned how to code presumably exclusively just to make this.

Love you 2 lol <3 thx for appreciating the mod :3 i hope u have fun playing the gameeee it's such an amazing game uwu

You have to have some personality to make something like this, the author of the mod DOES NOT GIVE A DAMN and for that he gets my subscription. Mad respect.

I don't understand the piss fetish but at the same time I can't be bothered to hate, my sense of humor is broken asf so this is kind of funny tbh

@Zath Unironically literally what happened xDDD If i could pin / award your comment i so would lol

v*rgin "ew piss fetish mod" vs chad "i learnt lua to make a piss fetish mod >:3"

This ain't even poorly disguised anymore, this is just straight up front and center like it's some museum exhibit. I'm gonna use it anyway out of respect for the grind

We should all make a kickstarter or something, some kind of group fund to hire a hitman to go out and find this guy and then cut his penis off or something

ngl I admire the boldness, fuck it I'll give the mod a shot, why not.

epic

hot

piss jar

good mod

fetishist degens

hahahah that's an amazing idea :P never thought about implementing this on enemies :o! theoretically it could be done. Would be a bit problematic for entangled, since only 1 person would have to run the enemies (the host) and the rest would not, to ensure you dont double up on the code running. I'm still rather unsure how to interact with the entangled worlds stuff. but i do love the idea :P if it will exist, it will be a separate mod to this one. Though currently im modded out so if i do get to it, it will be a bit. U got great ideas <3 and love the description of the mina just straight up devouring a poor transmuted sheep xD

this sounds right up my alley. never understood how there is both vomit and urine in this game and they're both so underutilised! you're telling me a monster spider the size of a building breaks through a wall and eats the guy next to you, turning them into a literal spray of blood and viscera that coats you from head to toe... and you just, what, stand unshaken?

the real question is: can you implement this for enemies?
because, if i was hiisi goon #645326456 and this purple wizard turns my best friend, my partner, my soulmate, my only joy and love in this world, into a sheep, before dismembering and eating them? i'd probably piss myself, either out of fear or sheer frustration at the gods that let such a monster exist!

Ok good on you ig. ima stop annoying y'all now and let you do your thing.

clearly not a joke. I put a lot of effort into making this mod a fun and challenging addition to noita, along with it being a piss related thing :3 I have not once said this is a joke mod or that i am not, absolutely, a piss girl uwu If you're into it, and like the added challenge it provides, then enjoy it, while also enjoying the premise. If not, then move on and look for mods you want to actually play and enjoy.

Also, again, no matter who's side you're on, pls refrain from just shitting on people's characters. Let's keep it about the mod here <3

the same ppl that make fun of this mod are the same ones that prolly have generic big titty playable character mods lmaoooo

The hate speech was a reference to a quote in a book based loosely off of how i feel. that's humor because it is exaggeration and referential humor. The creators openly admitted this is a fetish mod and not a joke, at least call it what it is.

I don't care what happens behind closed doors with consenting adults but just keep it there and post this on patreon or something.

Y'know what? Fine! I'll get the piss mod. 'Cause honestly, it seems like at least 30% of the time I get piss as one of the ingredients for AP or LC, and there's literally no source of piss in the game besides touch of piss or the extremely rare bottle of it. (Also it's hilarious.)

not gonna download this (not my thing) but i respect the hustle. don't let the assholes get you down slutmuffin :>

artist's poorly disguised fetish lol

this is indescribably fucking hilarious, anyone that's mad about this has literally no sense of humor or is a little bitch

*deleted hate speech comments* Alright alright. Keep the silliness to reasonable levels. If you're just gonna spout random hate speech, that's a bit unnecessary of a reaction over a simple mod.

i have no intent of ever running this mod, except if i ever loose a bet with a friend

people like you are the reason i fear going to the workshop of steam games.

It is not poorly disguised if im not even intending to hide it xP with this new update, go look at the settings :P Also I have implemented my own damage called Emotional Damage that you take when you're embarrassed. turning it off however... well... you'll see... <3

the author's poorly disguised fetish: the mod

anyways, the player does in fact take critical hits like every other enemy, it's just that the player also has immunity to critical hits, it's a pretty simple XML change, just flipping a 1 to a 0
./data/entities/player_base.xml:155

"You know what noita needs? A piss fetish mod." Sure thing, man

Being unhinged helps ;3 and being a piss girl..

Dude, I don't even know how you came up with that idea...

lil peepee piss piss witchy