Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The crit-on-a-stick
99 Comments
connorCD Aug 31, 2018 @ 2:39pm 
so basically thw caber for the soldier.




mkay
plant Jan 20, 2015 @ 2:23pm 
Not sure this will get it. Caber is powerfull enough.
MajorGeneral Jan 17, 2015 @ 10:40pm 
hey someone else uploaded that 0_o
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real life squit Jan 17, 2015 @ 4:39pm 
The things attaching it should be duct tape so it looks more homemade it would be hilarious
MochaMan Jan 17, 2015 @ 3:59pm 
I quite like it, and it actually kinda fits with TF2 lore. The Soldier and Demoman are good friends, so it would make sense that the Soldier would want to be like him. Though, perhaps Crit-on-a-Stick is an odd name... perhaps "American Firecracker"? Or "American (Insert harmless explosive here)"?
Zilla Jan 17, 2015 @ 12:01pm 
crits and shits on a stick
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pow ✜ ʍod Jan 17, 2015 @ 6:44am 
a ulapool caber for soldier i love it
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N A K E D Jan 16, 2015 @ 1:26pm 
Great idea, and its very creative!
D0g Jan 16, 2015 @ 1:18pm 
Da! Is good weapon!
Yuri Fanatic Jan 15, 2015 @ 6:29pm 
ADD IT!
AcSkull Jan 15, 2015 @ 4:45pm 
AWESOME
THIS WILL BE EVEN BETTER THAN THE MG
John Jan 15, 2015 @ 1:29pm 
Why is everyone saying: "So...The Ullapool Caber?" and "Why so many caber reskins." The guy just wants to make a weapon. Who cares if it's like the Ullapool? It's a SOLDIER version. A soldier with the Ullapool? EPIC.
John Jan 15, 2015 @ 1:26pm 
Why isn't this in the game yet? I have some stats for it:

Positives:
20% more damage
100% crits from behind.
20% more damage if used while rocket jumping
can explode 1-3 enimies at once

Negatives:
-10% weapon speed
self-destruct
Kuzenbo Jan 15, 2015 @ 11:23am 
Yes.
XanderWalrus Jan 15, 2015 @ 6:31am 
Valve would totally add this (no sarcasm)
bSixdouze Jan 15, 2015 @ 5:33am 
Nice backstory
Nico Nico Knee Jan 14, 2015 @ 9:47am 
so many reskins of the ullpool cabar
Digital Sock Jan 14, 2015 @ 8:21am 
wierdness approved
StereoTypicaly Dec 24, 2014 @ 6:54pm 
BOB:this is good ME:this is good
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SaSheeSh Oct 13, 2013 @ 1:52pm 
Soldier Ninja approved
jjcaustic Apr 2, 2013 @ 9:22pm 
I can see Caber Fights in the future
Turtle Mar 16, 2013 @ 8:15pm 
so.... a ullapool cabar?
NobeOddy Mar 13, 2013 @ 9:45pm 
It should say in the desc some where "A smart person would throw it."
Meero Mar 13, 2013 @ 4:15pm 
no im sorry because this wouldnt work, too op:
new soldier op loadout: rocket jumper, shotgun, krit on a stik
strategy: rocket jump to enemy base, 1 hit krit, rocket jump back
Trollge Mar 11, 2013 @ 4:40pm 
yeah this is definatly cool
Kinzuko Mar 10, 2013 @ 9:30pm 
yes plees lol we need moor trolldires xD
Captain Fool Mar 6, 2013 @ 8:42am 
If this gets added there will be many more trolldiers still nice idea it gives another use for the soldier
Ghosty Mar 1, 2013 @ 10:25pm 
A caber for the Soldier, a unique idea. I like the idea of it and I can actually see something like the soldier using this rate up
boglol1 Feb 27, 2013 @ 7:19pm 
awesome they should add it!
SMOrcus Feb 27, 2013 @ 5:42pm 
Maggots
DaWE Feb 27, 2013 @ 5:42pm 
A caber for soldiers? neat.
Нино Feb 26, 2013 @ 1:09pm 
Stats:
+100% Critical probability
-As the razorback, can only be used once. Can be recharged at a ressuply locker
Poe's Raven Feb 24, 2013 @ 10:48pm 
I think that th fact that solly and demo share some melees doesnt men that they should have copies of the other class' wepz, demo has caber, and solly has market; demo has swords and axes, solly has pickaxes and shovels... the main idea of TF and TF2 is to have 9 different classes to enjoy the value of teamwork.
Daeva Feb 23, 2013 @ 4:57pm 
Love the name. A very interesting idea. Nice work :)
Darth Cannabis Feb 18, 2013 @ 12:00am 
like the concept of a soldier version of uber, but no need for overcomplicated model. Just strait up use a rocket (no launcher) and have soldier hold it like he would hold a bowling pin he wants to bash a head in with.
guitarzero Feb 16, 2013 @ 11:20am 
like it
Good friend for allඞ Feb 14, 2013 @ 3:49pm 
Good idea! Hope it gets added!
barry romano Feb 14, 2013 @ 2:42pm 
Same stats as the demo but I have an extra idea since it's a rocket it use one rocket everytime you blow something up, therefore if your'e out of rockets you can't use the rocket to blow crap up.
Flpstrike Feb 10, 2013 @ 4:04pm 
Cuz,that is E.P.i.C
Jelliedsteak, Lazy Medic Feb 9, 2013 @ 5:05pm 
haha this would be awesom for rocket jumping though it means i might want to use the shotgun more then my gunboats
mountain goat Feb 7, 2013 @ 6:01pm 
Alt-fire: throw it
Poppyseed Poptart Feb 5, 2013 @ 4:54pm 
E.P.I.C
Matt Feb 3, 2013 @ 5:04pm 
Good work looks awesome
Cobra Commander Feb 3, 2013 @ 2:36pm 
i think the rocket should be on top of the stick sideways so it looks like a hammer but still though hope this gets added
Not_Portal Feb 1, 2013 @ 7:46am 
if this was to scout i would love it!
zacary Feb 1, 2013 @ 2:00am 
This would go good if there was a new like Rival/War! Update or something since the demo has a exploding melee why can't the soldier? and other weps for other classes aswell.
Shash Jan 31, 2013 @ 9:37pm 
this was already a thing. i've seen it before just a different model