i dont have the balls for this, i can hardly play fm normally

Same things here, simmed it multiple times and always relegated to the Chopping Block. Well, it's still cool

Um, I think the 2nd relegation happening will always be to the Chopping block. Simmed it multiple times, always the Chopping block. With Arsenal, Man City and B, us and Liverpool B, Chelsea and B, etc. Will be tough to get up again, but it`s still fun :D (sorry for making this into a blog, I`m sure no one reads it haha)

Season 4: Won the league with 102 points, above Arsenal with 99, then City, and Spurs. Apar from us, Sunderland and Bolton were the onyl league teams as far as I could tell. Then it happened again, no league fixtures generated for the 2027/28 season. Only champions league matches. I`m holidaying through that season to see where I end up at. Btw, Covid+19? Bollocks, lol

Holidayed to season 4. No fixtures in season 3, except the European cups. Finally we`ve gone up again to the EPL, with the likes of Arsenal, Man City and Liverpool B team :-DDD So I guess season 3 is just a gap year, partying and boozing.

Um. Im in august 2025. Still no new fixtures generated? Won the League of Balance, but seems like nothing regenerates. Back to season 1?

I am playing this right now. Great fun! So kasi will be disappointed I guess. Am Liverpool, first season I won the league and got relegated (ofc). Ended up in the league of balance. As pointed out earlier, doesn`t work but who gives a toot. This database setup must`ve been a hassle.

My personal gripe would be that I don`t seem to be able to lose games by simulating. I`ve sold loads of unhappy players, and not registered anyone above U21. Still my youngsters are beating every team even if I screw up the tactics - badly, and play with an outfielder in goal. And no, it`s not fun to take charge of a losing team 45 times, although the 6 points are fun. The season is tedious but I`m learning a lot. Will play in the Prem next year if I can keep on losing for the playoffs, and am excited to see where I end up in year 4 :-D Thanks for this database, much fun.

doesn't work

more horror than horrorest game

this is terrifying and I love it.

this is the most i have laughed in a while... subscribing asap

Btw who is "Lucas Borrilez"?? And what is up with the Portobello youth academy?
Is that an inside joke?

I havent even played this and i feel that someone as evil as you should be locked up (ik my grammar is bad, i cba to correct it)

League of childrens actually allows pver 18 players :/

The promotion-relegation is broken. The top teams do get relegated as intended to the PL, but the second teams and the bottom teams get randomly swapped to other T2 divisions. Many B teams and U19 teams got into the same league with their PL teams.

Transfer window doesnt work. It says -100 days, and always open
Scheduling is kinda messed up. The league for a normal 24 team league ends in march, and randomly has huge gaps between matches or have matches every 3 days for a period.

The FA cup doesnt exist.
reputation for Primetime TV is the same as for other T2 (130)

Good job otherwise!

Hey! I saw that in the league of dev it says B teams cannot be promoted but they are. Can you pls fix it and make it so they dont get promoted?

I love this database.

However the Chopping block doesnt really work well.
I would suggest it to be changed slightly:

Move the Abyss from T3 to T4
Add the Chopping block as a standalone T3
Add the Carabao Cup - only T2 and Premier league teams play, the winner gets a free promotion to the PL. If a PL team wins, they can stay in the PL for the next season.
The loser of the Carabao Cup final and the 19 teams placed 2nd in the T2 leagues get into a relegation playoff to decide which 1 team is relegated to the Chopping block.

Hell is not complete without the Carabao Cup

ps Also maybe give the League of 11 a registration cap of 11 players at most, because rotation is illegal.

This is without a Doubt one of the most funniest Databases ever. Tho its almost inevitable to get sacked if ur in a top club at the start xd But np, best way is to just fast forward the first season and jump into a club u want in 2nd.

I only have 1 Issue, I can't really view all Leagues in Tier2 (maybe due to skin) but that is only minor.
B Teams still cant promote to Premier League which kinda sucks and makes B teams quite useless. (Atleast so far in my Save no B team made it to Premier League, except my own B team won League of Development and should have been Promoted!)

I seem to have found a bug: when I was in charge of Bournemouth to win The Chopping Block in 2024/25 and Bournemouth B to win the League of Development (perhaps both teams qualified for next season's Premier League), the following year there were no fixtures at all levels of the English league and the table was stuck in the 24/25 season, but the Champions League and Under-19 Champions League competitions could continue.

@kasi just a bit of a shock to start a save and see about 50 players in the first team

@Bebou it's crazy that you're worried about youth development rn hahah

@dashabi666 not gonna lie that's hilarious, i'm not fixing it

Are we only allowed a first team? I haven't found an option for reserves, u23's or u19's

Brilliant idea! Problems to be fixed: the team ended 6th in the League of Sunday moved to the League of Pure Luck after the first season, and 11 of premier league teams ended up in the chopping block

@whbroom012 i'm a villain, not a monster

players could get injuries such as cancer some could die

It would be good if you could skip the first year (If possible to do that) as it seems kinda pointless as the fun starts in the second season

Looks like SI finally found their new game designer

this is good

the best database ever

Thanks

You're not gonna believe this but I am experiencing a lot of crashes, best DB ever

Hilarious. Had a good chuckle reading the description.

lets goooooo update the best database

Didn't think people would actually download this but since you guys are, I'll drop an update soon to address it's many issues lol.

Saves broken in 2026 I have no fixtures :( promoted from LoSD

Your creativity is wasted on FM. This is bloody brilliant. Gonna sim this 10-20 years and see what happens

league of the chosen doesnt really work as it sorts by goal difference and discipline

If you are going to update it: The league of 11 allows 5 subs from 7 for some reason

We've peaked. This is the greatest database ever invented.

Saw the thread on FFMs twitter and simply have to try this. Your brain is a wonderful place to have come up with this

Im not sure how serious you are about updating this, but the league of development doesnt seem to work past season 1. also the league of balance doesnt work

where do all the teams in the lower divisions come from, is it just england?

F*** it - i'm trying it.

Perfection.

I'm never trying this out but I'm howling reading the description. You are insane, evil and hilarious all rolled into one.

having a great time with this lol

Incredible.

This database is actually crazy, I made a thread of results on my Twitter/X if you want to check it out!

https://twitter.com/theFFM_/status/1730718597297627376

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