Football Manager 2024

Football Manager 2024

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The Worst FM Database Ever
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The Worst FM Database Ever

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This database was made with every ounce of evil I have in my body.

TIER 1: PREMIER LEAGUE:

It’s your standard 20 team PL season but at the end every single club gets relegated.

TIER 2: THE 20 LEAGUES OF HELL-

Upon inevitable relegation you will randomly fall into 1 of 20 horribly designed leagues, all of which only have 1 promotion spot…

1. The League of Pure Luck: 2 points for a win, 2 points for a draw, 2 points for a loss. No tiebreaking rules. Only god can judge you now.

2. The League of Compromise: 2 points for a win, 2 points for a loss, 6 points for a draw. Learn to make everyone a winner.

3. The Literal Championship: It’s literally just the SkyBet Championship

4. The League of Self-Deprication: 6 points for a loss, 2 points for a win, 2 points for a draw.

5. League of Development: You got lucky, every team here except you is a B-Team of a Premier League team and cannot be promoted. You get to take the year to prepare for the PL.

6. The League of Two: Only Two Teams in this division. You better hope you’re the one who goes up. It’s really embarassing if you dont.

7. The World Cup: 32 teams, 8 groups of 4. Group Stage and and knockout stage of 16 teams. A very short, very important season.

8. The League of Children: Strict squad rules only allowing U18 players. Even if you do win, you’re coming right back.

9. The League of Many: So many teams. Only one promotion spot.

10. League of Meaninglessness: A whole season played and everyone qualifies for the promotion playoffs.

11. League of Conflicting Interests: Huge cash prizes everytime you lose a game but no rewards for winning.

12. The Chopping Block: Every team except for one is relegated into the abyss.

13. The League of 11: No subs allowed

14. The Sunday League: A league with a reputation of 1. Amateur contracts only. You won’t be signing anyone good here.

15. The League of Behaving Well: 2 points for all results. All that separates teams here is their discipline record. Be good.

16. March Madness: A single elimination knockout. Don’t lose

17. The League of Primetime Television: Huge TV deals, Huge prize money, Higher reputation than the premier league. But are you ready for it?

18. The League of the Chosen: 2 points for every result. 8 Groups of 10 teams. 1 from each chosen randomly to compete in a playoff league

19. The League of Demanding Schedules: So many games

20. The League of Balance: 2 points for a win, 2 points for a draw, 6 points for a loss, HOWEVER, there will be a promotion playoff league, which regular season points will transfer to. You must win this league with the standard point system.

TIER 3: The Abyss-

a huge division with 23 promotion spots. If you do manage to go up, the chopping block awaits.

DEVELOPMENT UPDATES:
I could have never imagined someone would put themselves through the torture of not just downloading but playing this database. Not just that but then having the guts to point out the flaws in a database called 'The Worst FM database Ever'. Well I have addressed some of those flaws today. What results is an even more torturous playing experience. So what did I do?

- Attempted to fix the League of 11. No subs should be allowed as of now but lmk
- League of Children might be fixed, sometimes works sometimes doesn't??
- League of Balance is driving me crazy, it hurts my brain
- Added COVID-19 as an injury. It's contagious and I've made it to have a high chance of being career-ending. This is what you get for complaining
60 Comments
CHEESEMAN Nov 27, 2024 @ 12:31pm 
i dont have the balls for this, i can hardly play fm normally
leofalco24 Jul 20, 2024 @ 8:56am 
Same things here, simmed it multiple times and always relegated to the Chopping Block. Well, it's still cool
KiritoKazuto Jun 21, 2024 @ 11:04am 
Um, I think the 2nd relegation happening will always be to the Chopping block. Simmed it multiple times, always the Chopping block. With Arsenal, Man City and B, us and Liverpool B, Chelsea and B, etc. Will be tough to get up again, but it`s still fun :D (sorry for making this into a blog, I`m sure no one reads it haha)
KiritoKazuto Jun 21, 2024 @ 9:18am 
Season 4: Won the league with 102 points, above Arsenal with 99, then City, and Spurs. Apar from us, Sunderland and Bolton were the onyl league teams as far as I could tell. Then it happened again, no league fixtures generated for the 2027/28 season. Only champions league matches. I`m holidaying through that season to see where I end up at. Btw, Covid+19? Bollocks, lol
KiritoKazuto Jun 17, 2024 @ 5:08am 
Holidayed to season 4. No fixtures in season 3, except the European cups. Finally we`ve gone up again to the EPL, with the likes of Arsenal, Man City and Liverpool B team :-DDD So I guess season 3 is just a gap year, partying and boozing.
KiritoKazuto Jun 17, 2024 @ 4:06am 
Um. Im in august 2025. Still no new fixtures generated? Won the League of Balance, but seems like nothing regenerates. Back to season 1?
KiritoKazuto Jun 1, 2024 @ 4:29am 
I am playing this right now. Great fun! So kasi will be disappointed I guess. Am Liverpool, first season I won the league and got relegated (ofc). Ended up in the league of balance. As pointed out earlier, doesn`t work but who gives a toot. This database setup must`ve been a hassle.

My personal gripe would be that I don`t seem to be able to lose games by simulating. I`ve sold loads of unhappy players, and not registered anyone above U21. Still my youngsters are beating every team even if I screw up the tactics - badly, and play with an outfielder in goal. And no, it`s not fun to take charge of a losing team 45 times, although the 6 points are fun. The season is tedious but I`m learning a lot. Will play in the Prem next year if I can keep on losing for the playoffs, and am excited to see where I end up in year 4 :-D Thanks for this database, much fun.
Ein Mensch May 19, 2024 @ 11:29pm 
doesn't work
CYANISNOTBLUE May 4, 2024 @ 6:41am 
more horror than horrorest game
KING_MAN1AC Mar 1, 2024 @ 6:43am 
this is terrifying and I love it.