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The Worst FM Database Ever

This database was made with every ounce of evil I have in my body.

TIER 1: PREMIER LEAGUE:

It’s your standard 20 team PL season but at the end every single club gets relegated.

TIER 2: THE 20 LEAGUES OF HELL-

Upon inevitable relegation you will randomly fall into 1 of 20 horribly designed leagues, all of which only have 1 promotion spot…

1. The League of Pure Luck: 2 points for a win, 2 points for a draw, 2 points for a loss. No tiebreaking rules. Only god can judge you now.

2. The League of Compromise: 2 points for a win, 2 points for a loss, 6 points for a draw. Learn to make everyone a winner.

3. The Literal Championship: It’s literally just the SkyBet Championship

4. The League of Self-Deprication: 6 points for a loss, 2 points for a win, 2 points for a draw.

5. League of Development: You got lucky, every team here except you is a B-Team of a Premier League team and cannot be promoted. You get to take the year to prepare for the PL.

6. The League of Two: Only Two Teams in this division. You better hope you’re the one who goes up. It’s really embarassing if you dont.

7. The World Cup: 32 teams, 8 groups of 4. Group Stage and and knockout stage of 16 teams. A very short, very important season.

8. The League of Children: Strict squad rules only allowing U18 players. Even if you do win, you’re coming right back.

9. The League of Many: So many teams. Only one promotion spot.

10. League of Meaninglessness: A whole season played and everyone qualifies for the promotion playoffs.

11. League of Conflicting Interests: Huge cash prizes everytime you lose a game but no rewards for winning.

12. The Chopping Block: Every team except for one is relegated into the abyss.

13. The League of 11: No subs allowed

14. The Sunday League: A league with a reputation of 1. Amateur contracts only. You won’t be signing anyone good here.

15. The League of Behaving Well: 2 points for all results. All that separates teams here is their discipline record. Be good.

16. March Madness: A single elimination knockout. Don’t lose

17. The League of Primetime Television: Huge TV deals, Huge prize money, Higher reputation than the premier league. But are you ready for it?

18. The League of the Chosen: 2 points for every result. 8 Groups of 10 teams. 1 from each chosen randomly to compete in a playoff league

19. The League of Demanding Schedules: So many games

20. The League of Balance: 2 points for a win, 2 points for a draw, 6 points for a loss, HOWEVER, there will be a promotion playoff league, which regular season points will transfer to. You must win this league with the standard point system.

TIER 3: The Abyss-

a huge division with 23 promotion spots. If you do manage to go up, the chopping block awaits.

DEVELOPMENT UPDATES:
I could have never imagined someone would put themselves through the torture of not just downloading but playing this database. Not just that but then having the guts to point out the flaws in a database called 'The Worst FM database Ever'. Well I have addressed some of those flaws today. What results is an even more torturous playing experience. So what did I do?

- Attempted to fix the League of 11. No subs should be allowed as of now but lmk
- League of Children might be fixed, sometimes works sometimes doesn't??
- League of Balance is driving me crazy, it hurts my brain
- Added COVID-19 as an injury. It's contagious and I've made it to have a high chance of being career-ending. This is what you get for complaining