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However, my words mean nothing. Images, phrases, are all miserable and sad attempts to truly identify and praise the majestic qualities you have distilled into this warpaint. I could repeat myself ad nauseam, running over my words time and time again, but it would never matter. We can only hope that the gods may bless us once more with divine feasts of digital splendor once more, much like you have provided to us all on this holy day.
The devil coils, shriveling in the wake of your metallic handiwork. Our fathers, mothers, grandparents, great grandparents, and even our cavemen ancestors have been awaiting this moment, the moment in which Team Serviced (Warpaint) joined the roster of other purchasable TF2 items. Glacial Glazed disintegrates into pathetic slush, Starlight Serenity's stars are snuffed out one by one, the unending lust of Frozen Aurora is permanently, and finally, put to an end.
I jumped out of my seat upon witnessing the verification and addition of your other paint of war this summer update, but the majesty and grace this weapon coating presents is unparalleled in quality, beauty, and style. Long dead artists spin in their graves, pondering the futility of their craft, having not created works of art that share the same eye moistening, transcendent qualities this TF2 weapon skin has.