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A sharp implement made out of hardened dinosaur juice could leave us dead in a pool of our own blood, which is why a good stiff MRE spork is dangerous and never issued to north american troops.
To this day getting stabbed by anything that isn't a straight line but a triangle (or has multiple lacerations and a focus wound) is a nightmarish ordeal to stitch and suture properly for any medical professional, so while the claim "most damage" is far fetched, you can absolutely bet that this will be nigh impossible to close up for anyone other than highly trained medical staff.
Oh and they say the knife is useless for anything but murdering, but that's untrue, i figured out, a few years ago, that it makes for a not fantastic but pretty great coconut tap!
Now wait just a minute, if it's a great coconut tap, wouldn't it be a great skull tap as well?
if this actually is real too (it is well designed) :)