Portal 2

Portal 2

Triple Horse Phase
77 Comments
Meme Guy's Stuff Jun 22 @ 1:29pm 
this gave me nightmares of horses being in every portal chamber, then in my room. Thank you
Valla-Challa  [author] Jun 19 @ 11:57pm 
yeh just kill the horses
UkrPower Jun 19 @ 11:53pm 
is it even completable?
SHITFACE the clown Mar 13 @ 4:08pm 
i think the horses are broken :(
Dark Invincible (NEW 180HZ) Nov 27, 2024 @ 6:28pm 
man
Yuki Sep 23, 2024 @ 11:10am 
I expected anything, but not that these cute, kind horses would aggressively try to kill me like that!
Carthage Sep 7, 2024 @ 4:47pm 
All test subjects are invited to a mandatory barbecue after the completion of this testchamber. :steamthumbsup:
Compsand Jul 5, 2024 @ 1:07pm 
pita... the horse is here.
The Lexica Jun 12, 2024 @ 1:29am 
Eyup.
ArtisticYam May 20, 2024 @ 7:34pm 
This is one of the scariest gaming experiences I've ever had. Thank you.
asewuibv2 May 1, 2024 @ 8:53am 
how hungry...
Valla-Challa  [author] Apr 26, 2024 @ 7:35pm 
you have the heart of the equine within you soldier
Tristanlagreato Apr 26, 2024 @ 4:57pm 
so good i played it twice without alerting them
quinton.tueller Feb 22, 2024 @ 3:45pm 
goat perfect and butifull hinistally XD XD XD (* *) ""(* *)"";;
Face Feb 19, 2024 @ 3:10pm 
man
carstrated Feb 12, 2024 @ 10:18am 
not sure if i done this right, but i got on one of those mfs and on the panel and killed them from there
DarkWhite Feb 12, 2024 @ 1:53am 
Very difficult logic puzzle. Recommended only with high IQ players.
Mattchew Feb 6, 2024 @ 10:05pm 
Raw and goated.
Micheal Virgil Calhoun Oct 8, 2023 @ 6:30am 
I like how it's playing The Sims 3 Pets theme lol
that's bunbelievable Aug 2, 2023 @ 10:00pm 
I have never felt such a primal fear in portal.
lfairban Feb 22, 2023 @ 10:57am 
That was different.
Sei P. Asagiri Feb 2, 2023 @ 9:55am 
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Crazy Owl Jul 22, 2022 @ 1:00pm 
I cannot ever look at a horse the same way again
AVERAGEFELLA Jul 7, 2022 @ 12:22am 
Congratulations I hate horses now.
Sandstormmaker360 Jun 26, 2022 @ 7:59pm 
Honestly one of the best and scariest test chambers on the Workshop. The first time I played this I almost died from a heart attack.
Thad4002 Jun 15, 2022 @ 4:38pm 
yes, death to horsies
Animatronic Jun 10, 2022 @ 10:14am 
For some reason seeing the horse suddenly chase me made me freak out.
ravioli Jun 6, 2022 @ 4:05am 
juan.
Sbeb Apr 8, 2022 @ 7:49am 
w h y
Cranberry Boy; Boy of Cranberry Mar 29, 2022 @ 12:42am 
She'll be riding 3 wild horses when she comes.
She'll be riding 3 wild horses when she comes.
She'll be riding 3 wild horses, she'll be riding 3 wild horses,
She'll be riding 3 wild horses when she comes.
I am now a murderer. Please don't tell peta.
Guillermolikesgames Feb 1, 2022 @ 10:10pm 
good
FarboД Jan 9, 2022 @ 9:10pm 
what the heck
lumpus2000 Oct 10, 2021 @ 2:16am 
thats what i call "Crazy Horse" :-)
dawg Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:24am 
wat
AVERAGEFELLA Aug 12, 2021 @ 3:19pm 
why must life do this to me
sickle Jul 25, 2021 @ 9:51am 
best map
horse/10
Czari Jul 19, 2021 @ 5:32am 
juan.
vyquad Jul 16, 2021 @ 8:46pm 
i am interested
aden8r Jun 13, 2021 @ 9:18am 
MAN
Big Floppa May 6, 2021 @ 3:42am 
ea
PEDRO May 5, 2021 @ 6:20am 
Horse power

Edit: I don't know how to edit coments in steam
pioloon Mar 22, 2021 @ 11:02am 
o no kills horse:steamthumbsdown:
Melody Mar 20, 2021 @ 3:20am 
It's like there's a horse loose in the Triple Laser Phase
Aluxious Feb 9, 2021 @ 7:49am 
lmao this is great
Valla-Challa  [author] Feb 2, 2021 @ 3:29pm 
its awesooem and i have no regrets
jp Feb 2, 2021 @ 12:20pm 
Hmmm killing horses with laser... Do you want to talk about it Alli?
Valla-Challa  [author] Dec 17, 2020 @ 3:33pm 
amazing. i am very, VERY glad to have illicited this kind of reaction :D
| \_/ () Dec 17, 2020 @ 6:26am 
I think my reaction was what you'd want from this map. I can't put it into words but I'll try:

I saw a horse, went up to it just so I can look at it/pet it/admire it/whatever -
AND THEN IT CAME AT ME I STARTED RUNNING AND SCREAMING AND YELLING AND IFEAREDFORMYLIFEANDDIDN'TKNOWWHATTODOANDTHEYCORNEREDMEANDBITMETODEATHANDIWASSTILLSCREAMINGAND-

My brother bursted into the room because I was screaming my throat out like a pig getting slaughtered. I don't know exactly when but my screams had turned into maniacal laughter at some point so when my brother saw me he looked at me with lifeless disapointment and relief. I barely managed to tell him that he should play this map too all through my tears and sick laughter.


I wish I had that on camera. Favorit-ed!
Glow Woomii Dec 12, 2020 @ 10:19am 
response to tallbees: Science isn't about why, it's about why not! Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why don't you marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not create a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are FIRED! Not you, test subject, you're doing fine. Yes, you. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye.
Unowninator Dec 9, 2020 @ 4:24pm 
I've always thought Portal 2 needed new enemies.