Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Mutilated Mystery
69 Comments
Schmed Nov 5, 2022 @ 1:03am 
I love the idea but it peaks over Pyro's head a lot. Maybe mutilate it again?
Big Lag Nov 26, 2015 @ 12:35pm 
"Pyro no"
"PYRO YES"
Hazy Nov 25, 2015 @ 8:16pm 
People are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ delicate anymore.
Ghost Pepe in a black hood Nov 23, 2015 @ 5:14pm 
Well this isn't so much festive, as it is disturbing....
JXKOS Nov 23, 2015 @ 3:54pm 
"What is the Pyro giving for Smissmas? It could be you! It could be me! It could even be..."
JOHN CENA!
KingKinokoDayo Jul 15, 2015 @ 10:51am 
Uhhhhhhh... this is very dark... and... I don't wanna know what's inside.
don't expect much Apr 16, 2015 @ 3:43pm 
we need this. throw some more dark humor into the game
Professional Stupid Apr 2, 2015 @ 8:16pm 
lol
Rosie the Stufful <3 Feb 19, 2015 @ 8:56pm 
Ehh, I dunno, this one looks kinda dark. TF2 is a funny game...
Zim Jan 17, 2015 @ 7:23am 
cool
thegleendoctor Aug 12, 2014 @ 10:18pm 
Awww!!
Weed... Jul 30, 2014 @ 6:23am 
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Weed... Jul 30, 2014 @ 6:20am 
nice
亗 Maorinyo 亗 Jul 27, 2014 @ 9:50am 
dont like it very much:tcry:
Violence Enjoyer Jul 26, 2014 @ 6:06pm 
It looks like spy was shoved in a bag
ⵉⴷⵔⵉⵙ Jul 20, 2014 @ 8:57am 
I like this.
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76561198089418724 May 23, 2014 @ 7:00am 
@President Cthulhu

Its he, watch Pyro Male or Female on gametheory on youtube!
Cryomancer42 Apr 12, 2014 @ 7:26pm 
probably one of pyros family members he\she killed
adam Mar 8, 2014 @ 4:42pm 
It looks like a dead, upside-down child. I love it.
Nipples Feb 25, 2014 @ 2:50pm 
I dont know what the ♥♥♥♥ it is, but still pretty cool
Scampi Feb 15, 2014 @ 10:08pm 
Being pyro and all, he probably thinks it's still alive...
Apostate. Feb 15, 2014 @ 7:49pm 
D: ...
This is disturbing sorry
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Frank Feb 9, 2014 @ 3:12pm 
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VasteV Feb 7, 2014 @ 7:05am 
I know what i give my friends to smismas in TF2 xD
Zillasonic Jan 30, 2014 @ 5:41pm 
Thats my latest spy kill
N A K E D Jan 26, 2014 @ 8:36am 
this is great, lol
Mick Jagger shoe Jan 23, 2014 @ 11:28am 
so that is what REALLY happened to zehpehdain!
InfectedPotato Jan 13, 2014 @ 2:05pm 
Looks like the size of a child.
Firelius the Red Jan 11, 2014 @ 12:24pm 
OH JOY...
its paintable
Royal_Tenenbaum Jan 10, 2014 @ 7:25pm 
Not a fan. Doesn't match the tone of the game that well.
really funny username Jan 10, 2014 @ 6:09pm 
"What? No cops, this is just a gift for my cousin, erm, Vinnie! Yeah, good ol' cousin Vinnie."
NatDuo Jan 9, 2014 @ 3:19pm 
Lol?
Samz Dec 30, 2013 @ 5:18am 
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GMR Dec 27, 2013 @ 6:26pm 
hmm might be spy since the unarmed combat or whatever its called
leviathan Dec 26, 2013 @ 2:41pm 
Lifes like a box of bodies,you never know what your gonna get. In this case, you are getting a brand new ps4. merry christmas child. OH GOD WTF IS THIS
MACE5cm Dec 26, 2013 @ 8:25am 
я б такой таскал:Corpus:
Gareth Dec 25, 2013 @ 5:55pm 
I hope it's an XBox.
Gamer360 Dec 24, 2013 @ 2:35pm 
I think there is a dead body in the present
Trent Reinvent Dec 23, 2013 @ 12:43pm 
how do we download it
grandpa Dec 23, 2013 @ 11:03am 
No one is really good at wrapping presents, are they?
Nikocado Avocado Dec 23, 2013 @ 10:29am 
It should be wearable for the medic too. Don't you think?
Nikocado Avocado Dec 23, 2013 @ 10:27am 
Best B-day / Christmas present ever! I hope its a doggy
Chips (✿◕‿◕) Dec 22, 2013 @ 8:42pm 
This is amazing.
Haywire Mk1 Dec 20, 2013 @ 12:03pm 
No mystery here; its the charred remains of a Blue/Red spy, the perfect gift for any engineer, or anybody else whose been backstabbed more times then they care to remember. :D
heinous  [author] Dec 19, 2013 @ 8:27pm 
yea, i agree :D
pancakes Dec 19, 2013 @ 8:27pm 
mined my terrable spelling btw
pancakes Dec 19, 2013 @ 8:26pm 
kk i understand. I was just thinking how funny it would be thogh. Id love to see this in the game. i think its awsom :)