for the demoman put a great gift

now dat's a roight bulge innit

STUFF FROM BRAZZERS)

Hahahaha, genius.

lmao a tf2 fannypack

why?

Whats in the box?
ITS MY DICK IN A BOX

as much as I'd love to see it I don't think old gabe will allow it...

What?

I think the main thing scaring people away from this item, is the mentioning of the children.
Combined with Heavy's Pedo Moustache.

"Dick in a box present..... UPS DELIVERY!!!"

quoted from Insanity Wolf

if that wasn't a super sexy and hilarious Spy face I don't know what is

Was going to comment something funny but everyone has already said it 262 times.

Step one: cut a hole in the box...

no offense but is this a present dick

Well it's my dick in a box

ITS OVER 9000 PINGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

never is volvo gonna add this

2sexy5me

Good god how many "Dick in a Box" references were there made?

A little peak wont hurt rig- OH JESUS

Oh yes!

Oh god.

Oh no.

I could see this as a scout misc for Christmas, but that's me. I like it

IT'S MY DICK IN A BOX!

dick box. XD nice.

its like Christmas morning

its my dick in a box!

The Reason Demo can't wear this is because his dick is too big for the box.

I NEED this because it will be so funny to wear this and do the crotch chop taunt on heavy

I don't understand why this is not in the game as well. This is rated M.

doche

If valve added this it would be like the pony hat incident

y u no for demo?

Why has this not been accepted?

Every single holliday there's a dick in the box :D

:1

they wear that because they have Hurpys.

Is there a mod or download for this? I wanna make a SFM poster with the box.

"Phallus Navidad, Semens Greetings"

The pyros 0.o

Stimulus Package is the punniest euphanism for Dick in a Box!

LOL, BUT NO

no.... just.... no

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this has no chance of being added but it's still fantastic

Its a Dick in a box

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