“Now now, if you follow standard teleportation procedures, everything will be fine.”
“I don’t know how you can say that. Although, I will admit, the possibility of an Expiration Date scenario is extremely unlikely.”
“Soldier doesn’t need to hear all this, he’s a highly trained professional. We’ve assured the Administrator that nothing will go wrong.”
“Ah, yes, you’re right. Soldier, we have complete confidence in you.”
“Well, go ahead. Let’s let him in now.”

breadcrab is NOT epic hehee I LIED

all hail our new overlords

I have achieved bread

2021 and still a brilliant all class hat

this is the best thing

I'm glad this made it into the game, this is probably one of my favorites!

too bad i cant afford it

Just got one, looks great with the voodoo cursed souls! Probably one of my favorite new cosmetics

Nice work on getting it in, although I do have to ask...
Hot Dogs, Horseshoes and Hand Grenades reference too? Or is it just Half Life?

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED THIS PLEASE RNG GODS BLESS ME WITH THIS COSMETIC

Congrats on getting it in game!

Haha YESSS!

ITS IN TF2 AAAAHHHHH

Lamarr in tf2

Congratulations

YOOOOOO CONGRATS

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

just found out about the update and im pumped to see this is in!

thanks everyone<3

Congrats they made it in the game

congrats :)

half life in tf2.

This is so adorable

OH MY GOD ITS SO CUTE I WANT IT

is it paint allowed y/n

The 7 hour war that made possible the invasion of bread aliens.

You can download the reskin by clicking the image that says "Download The Mod! - Mods.tf", it has a link embedded in it. :)

how do i dowload it?

Resonance Breadscade

"Objection, i have been teleporting bread for 3 days." "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?" "Black Mesa." *resonance cascade happens*

great we now get a breadcrab darn i had it with these head humpers

nice

love it, don't see enough workshop ideas that fit the tf2 style and reference something else.

*Obligatory Half-Life Alyx reference*

IT'S YOUR PET THE FRICKIN HEAD HUMPER!

BREAD

Creators.tf is putting together an unofficial half-life update in honor on Alyx. This would be an amazing addition. You should check them out.

that can be funny if one day we have this in the game!

also the design is good!

YES

Half Fortress Life 3

I am all in for more Valve property's in TF2! Maybe next we can work on getting the Half Life Crowbar in as an all class weapon.

LAMAR HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HER CAGE AGAIN

yes i have this in Gmod we need this in TF2

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BREAD

Honestly this is a perfect hat and it fits the artstyle, this is really good keep up the good work!

half-life 3 confirmed

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