Crusader Kings II

Crusader Kings II

The Holy Hand Grenade
62 Comments
Catfish Feb 7, 2022 @ 4:06pm 
you can start ck2 in 936, the events of mpathg happen in 932, they are only 4 years appart
Hare Jan 24, 2022 @ 4:15pm 
i dont see a lset of rules/guidelines for throwing the grenade.
Blåmannen Nov 28, 2020 @ 10:33am 
It is indeed, a very nice and succulent meme.
[yep]Thmyris Jul 24, 2020 @ 4:50am 
nice meme
kalliades21 Jul 15, 2020 @ 5:40am 
nvm i checked the mod file for the id, its all good
kalliades21 Jul 15, 2020 @ 5:29am 
is there a command to start to event,
i got the event and alt tabbed out and the game stopped responding so i had to go back and i didnt get the event
LordHighPing May 20, 2020 @ 7:43pm 
all i can hear when i see this mod is "bring fourth the holy hand grenade" from king Arthur (Monty python's quest for the holy grail)
1am8and1t0 May 16, 2020 @ 7:24am 
YEET
Purplepineapple  [author] Sep 29, 2019 @ 4:43am 
@Kelix Katz
Yes, there's no reason it shouldn't work.
01A3-91C-2789B11F "Vala" Sep 28, 2019 @ 2:44pm 
still works?
GAULT.57 Oct 22, 2018 @ 9:44am 
LOVE IT SINCE PLAYED FALLOUT2:B1:
gwenmato Oct 14, 2018 @ 4:53am 
Im going to kill killer rabbits now.
thanks for this great mod good sir.
Purplepineapple  [author] Oct 12, 2018 @ 4:33am 
@VibroMan
I'll tweak it a bit later, thanks for the feedback :).
VibroMan Oct 12, 2018 @ 2:12am 
I do love this mod, but the spawn rate is way too high when playing high-learning characters. Doubly so for the Beast event - I'm currently playing a game where 5 of my 7 kings have been named "the Legendary" from it. Is it possible to tweak it down or something?
Purplepineapple  [author] Aug 13, 2018 @ 3:27pm 
@Kirron 999
The weak grenade has no limit, its just meant to be rare since you can easily get zealous or 20+ learning.
The Antioch grenade uses the vanilla startup spawns. Only 1 will spawn on the owner of Antioch at the beggining of the game. There is no event that spawns it.
Kirron Aug 13, 2018 @ 3:12pm 
Just a question but is there a maximum number of times the weak grenade can spawn? My game's been running for 240 ish years and I've had the grenade twice during that time, for one to three generations each before it's destroyed by a cynic. Also I recently captured Antioch and am wondering how long it takes for the event to start that spawns it, or does having a custom ruler completely prevent the good grenade from spawning?

Maybe as a backup for ironman games and stuff you can create a decision that spawns the grenade?
Amara Aug 1, 2018 @ 7:46pm 
you had me so scared i soiled my armor
fanyogs Jun 23, 2018 @ 3:42am 
>1, 2, 5!
>3 sir!
>3!
Hate Bear Jun 22, 2018 @ 8:41pm 
>have we got bows?
...
>we HAVE the Holy Hand Grenade!
fanyogs Jun 22, 2018 @ 6:29am 
you can however use the console command add_artifact hand_grenade_of_antioch_permanent
fanyogs Jun 22, 2018 @ 6:28am 
i found the problem.
if you do a custom ruler with the ruler designer then the holy hand grenade of antioch doesn't spawn.
Purplepineapple  [author] Jun 22, 2018 @ 5:58am 
@nikro412956
You should spawn with it if you directly own Antioch at the beginning of the game. Non-event artifact spawning only works on new games, doesn't work if you install the mod in the middle of a playthrough.
fanyogs Jun 22, 2018 @ 3:36am 
so how do you get the good hand grenade when you own antioch at the beginning of the game?
cestefani00 May 12, 2018 @ 6:04am 
We watched Monty Python in school after reading King Arthur.
牙牙的娇妻 May 11, 2018 @ 11:21am 
6666666
Human72 May 10, 2018 @ 5:56pm 
punny. though could anyone else get it after the first apprearnce of the whole thing.
Твой Кошак May 10, 2018 @ 10:54am 
ё212
Yinyan May 9, 2018 @ 5:54pm 
oh how i love Monty Python.
The Goosler May 9, 2018 @ 1:37pm 
"1... 2... 5!"
"3, sir!"
"3!!"
Weather Man May 8, 2018 @ 4:44pm 
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one

SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother

SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."



Lordacedron May 8, 2018 @ 3:18pm 
OMG REFFERENCE!!!!!!
Alpharius May 8, 2018 @ 1:39pm 
You just need to count to 3

1....2....5!
Chrom May 8, 2018 @ 6:37am 
One rabbit stew coming right up!
GamesCooky May 8, 2018 @ 1:53am 
Hallelujah! Kaboom!!!
WoldyR May 8, 2018 @ 12:13am 
dont be silly, its just a RABBIT! i´m not scared of any little rabbit
Species 8472 May 7, 2018 @ 5:58am 
Bring out the holy hand grenade!
MickyBill May 7, 2018 @ 4:10am 
You, Sir, are a damn hero.
2kotos2 May 7, 2018 @ 4:06am 
Святая граната прилетит куда надо!!!
76561198148577520 May 6, 2018 @ 8:38pm 
strange beast eh? Monty python reference anyone?
Cpt_Winters_ May 6, 2018 @ 4:19pm 
I want that picture as a poster for my wall
... May 6, 2018 @ 2:45pm 
звучит неплохо
Bergie May 6, 2018 @ 11:02am 
Was talking about the Ottoman sack, not the crusader one.
nsinger998 May 6, 2018 @ 10:44am 
*Chants latin nonsense while banging his head every so often on a stone tablet*
Heliphyneau May 6, 2018 @ 7:48am 
Brilliant! Bloody BRILLIANT!!! Thank you Auirus for bestowing this most sacred of relics upon the faithful :steamhappy:
Quartztemple93 May 6, 2018 @ 5:51am 
You will find that the sack of constantinople was in 1204 in the fourth crusade causing a civil war to last until 1461
coeurdelion May 5, 2018 @ 11:48pm 
"I have so many mods," I thought. "I need to cut down. I should be more picky about mods. I'm not gonna download this one, no matter how hilarious it is." And then I was implicitly promised a killer rabbit.

OK, you win...
Darth Invictus May 5, 2018 @ 7:16pm 
And the Lord spake, saying, First shall thou take out the Holy Pin.

Then, shalt thou count to three, no more,
no less.

Three shalt be the number thou shalt
count, and the number of the counting
shalt be three.

Four shalt thou not count,
nor either count thou two, excepting that
thou then proceed to three.

Five is right out.

Once the number three,
being the third number, be reached, then
lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of
Antioch towards thy foe, who being
naughty in my sight, shall snuf it.
FrostNova May 5, 2018 @ 6:16pm 
"That's right! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!"
UnknownVariable May 5, 2018 @ 5:00pm 
Lol Monty Python
Saint Lucia May 5, 2018 @ 3:50pm 
Finally I can stop that blasted bastard of rabbit from killing my characters all the time! thanks :)