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Deadpool's Healing Factor
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Update: Sep 8 @ 9:40am

Update 0.X.X.X — Arms Race

So here’s the deal:
If you tried slapping a prosthetic onto a pawn with adamantium bones, RimWorld used to pull a Galactus and munch your shiny robo-arm like a cosmic snack.
That’s fixed. You get your prosthetic back now. Why would you even try installing chrome on unbreakable bones? I don’t know, but I respect the chaos.

What’s new?
• Prosthetic refunds now give you back the actual part. No more “Congratulations, here’s some medicine, sorry about your missing robot limb.”
• Already sporting a prosthetic? Swap it up, swap it down, swap it sideways just to watch your surgeon cry—it all works now.
• But if you go full chop and remove the arm completely, the healing factor grows back a boring ol’ normal arm. At that point, no more prosthetic party invites.

Update: Aug 24 @ 1:29pm

Guess what, turns out my mod was accidentally enforcing baby formula supremacy and not letting moms actually lactate when they popped out a mini-colonist. Whoops. Fixed it. Now your pawns can feed their babies the old-fashioned way—nature’s vending machine.

So yeah, congratulations: milk works. Babies rejoice. RimWorld realism +1.

P.S. No, I didn’t add chocolate milk. Yet.

Update: Aug 21 @ 1:48am

UPDATE: Adamantium Housekeeping (Stabby Edition)

Bone-Saver Failsafe
- Added a safeguard that steps in if another mod tries to yoink a limb off an adamantium skeleton.
- It’s not a magic “undo all chaos” button—if another mod hard-forces a sever, it might still win—but this should block most “whoops, there goes your arm” moments.

No More Crunchy Bones
- Adamantium bones cracking? That was dumb. I removed it.
- Your shiny skeleton should no longer snap, crackle, or pop. If it does, I’m blaming the cereal mascot.

Prosthetics Fix
- Found a bug where you couldn’t remove prosthetics on pawns with an adamantium skeleton. Fixed!
- You can now take prosthetics off just fine.
- You still can’t install prosthetics that require removing or replacing bones. Because… metal bones.

Fine Print & Friendly Threats
- If another mod is doing wild surgery with a chainsaw and a dream, I can’t guarantee 100% protection—but it’s a lot harder to break your unbreakable bones now.
- If you see anything weird, toss me a screenshot, your error log, and your mod list so I can hunt the gremlin. Preferably before the gremlin hunts me.

Deadpool-ish PSA
- Adamantium bones: tougher than your ex’s opinion, smoother than my pickup lines. Mod responsibly.

Update: Aug 18 @ 9:53am

Gather ‘round. Guess who finally remembered to hit “Update” instead of “Snooze”? Yep, yours truly. And boy oh boy, do I have a spicy metal-flavored treat for you.

You can now slap some Adamantium (okay, fine—Plasteel, don’t sue me, Marvel) all over your bones. Why? Because nothing says “sexy colonist” like fireproof skeleton bling. Oh, and did I mention it also makes chopping off your limbs about as likely as rimworlders actually being happy? Yeah, good luck to raiders with their butter knives.

But wait—plot twist! To do this fun little makeover, you’ll need to build the brand-new Transfusion Machine™. Think spa day, but with knives. Lots of tiny, stabby cuts all over your fleshy bits—organs, muscles, even that brain that’s only good for complaining about low expectations. If you don’t have a healing factor, well… let’s just say your chances of survival are somewhere between “winning the lottery” and “finding a pawn who likes eating without a table.”

Oh, and bring plenty of metal. This procedure eats it up faster than I eat tacos on half-price Tuesday.

Boom. Update delivered. 💉🩸🦴

P.S. Also more settings to play with

Update: Aug 13 @ 3:58pm

[Hey kiddos, it’s your friendly neighborhood regeneratin’ degenerate here, and I’ve got news juicier than a chimichanga dipped in salsa.

What’s New?

Healing Factor in a Can! (Okay, technically a syringe… don’t drink it, you weirdo.)
You can now buy my healing factor from exotic traders. Yep, shady guys with cloaks and questionable hygiene now stock me-in-a-needle.

Cook It Yourself, Breaking Bad Style!
Fire up your local drug lab (don’t worry, the DEA doesn’t exist here… yet) and craft your very own healing factor injectors. No hazmat suit required, but c’mon—style points.

So yeah—now you too can heal like me… assuming you don’t mind possible side effects like smugness, unstoppable sass, and occasional immortality.

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Update: Aug 12 @ 2:47am

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Update: Aug 12 @ 2:29am

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