I've decided to see if it was possible to make meta effects. (Without breaking the mod, that is.)

Here they are:
(Meta)_x Effect Duration -- Can set effects to last either half or twice as long.
(Meta)_x Timer Speed -- Can set the timer to either twice as long, half as long, or 1/5th as long.
(Meta)No Chaos -- No Chaos for the duration of this effect.

Current list of effects:
Instant death
Jetpack -- Space to fly.
Launch Player Up
Launch Player -- Into any direction. Credits to Creation's.
Explode Player -- Doesn't kill you.
Set Player On Fire -- Currently doesn't hurt you but burns the environment.
Remove Current Vehicle
Hole'd Up -- Digs you into a hole.
Stope And Stare -- Severely lowers movement speed and pulls you out of vehicles.
My Glasses! -- Blurs vision
0.25x Gamespeed
0.5x Gamespeed
Smokescreen
Take A Break -- Pauses the game
Invincibility
Teleport To Spawn
One Hit KO
I'm Tired
Airstrike -- Credits to GGProGaming & tezlynreardon
Laser Vision -- Created by Superfroggman
Teleport To A Random Location -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Hope That Wasn't Important -- Deletes whatever you were looking at, including the vehicle you're driving. -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Portrait Mode -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Explosive Stare -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Teleport A Few Meters -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Eject From Vehicle
Enter Nearby Vehicle -- Created by Superfroggman
Let's Try That Again -- Rewind to start of effect. Created by Superfroggman
Explode Random Explosive -- Created by Superfroggman
Feather Falling -- Created by Superfroggman
Take A Walk -- Can't use vehicles for the duration of this effect.
Nothing -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Fake Death -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Who's there? -- Ported from Superfroggman's Chaos Mod.
Diggy Diggy Hole -- Ported from Superfroggman's Chaos Mod.
Kickflip -- Vehicles (attempt) to do a kickflip.
Free Shots -- Ammo doesn't get consumed when fired.
Cinematic Mode -- Created by Superfroggman
Hold On To That Tool -- Disables all vanilla tools. Created by Superfroggman
Invert Vehicle -- Flips vehicle upside down. Created by Superfroggman
Speed Limit -- Vehicles can't go faster than the speed limit. Created by Superfroggman
Fake Teleport -- Created by Superfroggman
DVD Screensaver -- Created by Superfroggman. Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
GTA 2 -- Original created by der_baumkrieger
Hope That Can Fly -- Launches what you're looking at up. Created by der_baumkrieger
Fake Delete Vehicle -- (Disabled by default) Created by Superfroggman
Low Gravity -- Created by der_baumkrieger
Explosive Punch -- Created by der_baumkrieger. Credits to liutus.
Enter Nearby Vehicle -- Created by Superfroggman. Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Stop And Stare -- Eject from vehicle, and unable to move.
Lag
Lets Try That Again -- Created by Superfroggman. Puts you back where you were when the effect started.
Speed -- Stay above 30 km/u or the bomb starts ticking. Credits to tezlynreardon
Teleport Gun -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Foggy Day -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Honk Honk -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Super Jump & Super Walkspeed -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Triple Jump
Quake FOV -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Turtle Mode (Disabled by default)
Gordon Says -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Teleport To Heaven -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Jumpy Vehicles
Hacking
Useless Information -- Created by der_baumkrieger
Gravity Field
Sudden Flood
Griefer Jesus -- Currently cosplaying as the doom guy!
Explode Nearby Vehicle
Swap To Random Tool -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Lose Something? -- Created by der_baumkrieger. Random tool taken away for the duration of the effect.
Upgrade Random Explosive -- Created by der_baumkrieger.
(Meta)_x Effect Duration -- Can set effects to last either half or twice as long.
(Meta)_x Timer Speed -- Can set the timer to either twice as long, half as long, or 1/5th as long.
(Meta)No Chaos -- No Chaos for the duration of this effect.

Minor typo fix.

Updated "Hold on to that tool" to work with modded tools.

Add two new effects by der_baumkrieger:

Lose Something? -- Random tool taken away for the duration of the effect.
Upgrade Random Explosive

Current list of effects:
Instant death
Jetpack -- Space to fly.
Launch Player Up
Launch Player -- Into any direction. Credits to Creation's.
Explode Player -- Doesn't kill you.
Set Player On Fire -- Currently doesn't hurt you but burns the environment.
Remove Current Vehicle
Hole'd Up -- Digs you into a hole.
Stope And Stare -- Severely lowers movement speed and pulls you out of vehicles.
My Glasses! -- Blurs vision
0.25x Gamespeed
0.5x Gamespeed
Smokescreen
Take A Break -- Pauses the game
Invincibility
Teleport To Spawn
One Hit KO
I'm Tired
Airstrike -- Credits to GGProGaming & tezlynreardon
Laser Vision -- Created by Superfroggman
Teleport To A Random Location -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Hope That Wasn't Important -- Deletes whatever you were looking at, including the vehicle you're driving. -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Portrait Mode -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Explosive Stare -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Teleport A Few Meters -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Eject From Vehicle
Enter Nearby Vehicle -- Created by Superfroggman
Let's Try That Again -- Rewind to start of effect. Created by Superfroggman
Explode Random Explosive -- Created by Superfroggman
Feather Falling -- Created by Superfroggman
Take A Walk -- Can't use vehicles for the duration of this effect.
Nothing -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Fake Death -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Who's there? -- Ported from Superfroggman's Chaos Mod.
Diggy Diggy Hole -- Ported from Superfroggman's Chaos Mod.
Kickflip -- Vehicles (attempt) to do a kickflip.
Free Shots -- Ammo doesn't get consumed when fired.
Cinematic Mode -- Created by Superfroggman
Hold On To That Tool -- Disables all vanilla tools. Created by Superfroggman
Invert Vehicle -- Flips vehicle upside down. Created by Superfroggman
Speed Limit -- Vehicles can't go faster than the speed limit. Created by Superfroggman
Fake Teleport -- Created by Superfroggman
DVD Screensaver -- Created by Superfroggman. Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
GTA 2 -- Original created by der_baumkrieger
Hope That Can Fly -- Launches what you're looking at up. Created by der_baumkrieger
Fake Delete Vehicle -- (Disabled by default) Created by Superfroggman
Low Gravity -- Created by der_baumkrieger
Explosive Punch -- Created by der_baumkrieger. Credits to liutus.
Enter Nearby Vehicle -- Created by Superfroggman. Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Stop And Stare -- Eject from vehicle, and unable to move.
Lag
Lets Try That Again -- Created by Superfroggman. Puts you back where you were when the effect started.
Speed -- Stay above 30 km/u or the bomb starts ticking. Credits to tezlynreardon
Teleport Gun -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Foggy Day -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Honk Honk -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Super Jump & Super Walkspeed -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Triple Jump
Quake FOV -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Turtle Mode (Disabled by default)
Gordon Says -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Teleport To Heaven -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Jumpy Vehicles
Hacking
Useless Information -- Created by der_baumkrieger
Gravity Field
Sudden Flood
Griefer Jesus -- Currently cosplaying as the doom guy!
Explode Nearby Vehicle
Swap To Random Tool -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Lose Something? -- Created by der_baumkrieger. Random tool taken away for the duration of the effect.
Upgrade Random Explosive -- Created by der_baumkrieger.

Visual/Audio upgrade to Player Swap and bug fixes.

And a new effect:
Swap To Random Tool -- Credits to tezlynreardon

Current list of effects:
Instant death
Jetpack -- Space to fly.
Launch Player Up
Launch Player -- Into any direction. Credits to Creation's.
Explode Player -- Doesn't kill you.
Set Player On Fire -- Currently doesn't hurt you but burns the environment.
Remove Current Vehicle
Hole'd Up -- Digs you into a hole.
Stope And Stare -- Severely lowers movement speed and pulls you out of vehicles.
My Glasses! -- Blurs vision
0.25x Gamespeed
0.5x Gamespeed
Smokescreen
Take A Break -- Pauses the game
Invincibility
Teleport To Spawn
One Hit KO
I'm Tired
Airstrike -- Credits to GGProGaming & tezlynreardon
Laser Vision -- Created by Superfroggman
Teleport To A Random Location -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Hope That Wasn't Important -- Deletes whatever you were looking at, including the vehicle you're driving. -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Portrait Mode -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Explosive Stare -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Teleport A Few Meters -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Eject From Vehicle
Enter Nearby Vehicle -- Created by Superfroggman
Let's Try That Again -- Rewind to start of effect. Created by Superfroggman
Explode Random Explosive -- Created by Superfroggman
Feather Falling -- Created by Superfroggman
Take A Walk -- Can't use vehicles for the duration of this effect.
Nothing -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Fake Death -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Who's there? -- Ported from Superfroggman's Chaos Mod.
Diggy Diggy Hole -- Ported from Superfroggman's Chaos Mod.
Kickflip -- Vehicles (attempt) to do a kickflip.
Free Shots -- Ammo doesn't get consumed when fired.
Cinematic Mode -- Created by Superfroggman
Hold On To That Tool -- Disables all vanilla tools. Created by Superfroggman
Invert Vehicle -- Flips vehicle upside down. Created by Superfroggman
Speed Limit -- Vehicles can't go faster than the speed limit. Created by Superfroggman
Fake Teleport -- Created by Superfroggman
DVD Screensaver -- Created by Superfroggman. Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
GTA 2 -- Original created by der_baumkrieger
Hope That Can Fly -- Launches what you're looking at up. Created by der_baumkrieger
Fake Delete Vehicle -- (Disabled by default) Created by Superfroggman
Low Gravity -- Created by der_baumkrieger
Explosive Punch -- Created by der_baumkrieger. Credits to liutus.
Enter Nearby Vehicle -- Created by Superfroggman. Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Stop And Stare -- Eject from vehicle, and unable to move.
Lag
Lets Try That Again -- Created by Superfroggman. Puts you back where you were when the effect started.
Speed -- Stay above 30 km/u or the bomb starts ticking. Credits to tezlynreardon
Teleport Gun -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Foggy Day -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Honk Honk -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Super Jump & Super Walkspeed -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Triple Jump
Quake FOV (Disabled by default) -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Turtle Mode (Disabled by default)
Gordon Says -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Teleport To Heaven -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Jumpy Vehicles
Hacking
Useless Information -- Created by der_baumkrieger
Gravity Field
Sudden Flood
Griefer Jesus -- Currently cosplaying as the doom guy!
Explode Nearby Vehicle
Swap To Random Tool -- Credits to tezlynreardon

With the latest release of Teardown Quake FOV finally became possible. This version will reenable Quake FOV once on load. After that you can disable it if you wish.

I want to specifically talk about the hacking effect.
Currently the first two hacks are functional. The third one: ip search, is still in progress.
That will come in part 2. Then in part 3 I want to make the hacks look a bit closer to their inspiration.

Here is the full list of new effects added:
Jumpy Vehicles
Hacking Part 1/3: Word Lineup & Bar Lineup
Useless Information -- Created by der_baumkrieger
Gravity Field
Sudden Flood
Griefer Jesus -- Currently cosplaying as the doom guy! ( I am planning to replace the sprites eventually)
Explode Nearby Vehicle

Add two new effects:
Gordon Says -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Teleport To Heaven -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek

Also add a warning for quick loading. It seemed this issue is rather unclear to first time users of the mod. Unfortunately I haven't found a fix for this problem yet.

Current list of effects:
Instant death
Jetpack -- Space to fly.
Launch Player Up
Launch Player -- Into any direction. Credits to Creation's.
Explode Player -- Doesn't kill you.
Set Player On Fire -- Currently doesn't hurt you but burns the environment.
Remove Current Vehicle
Hole'd Up -- Digs you into a hole.
Stope And Stare -- Severely lowers movement speed and pulls you out of vehicles.
My Glasses! -- Blurs vision
0.25x Gamespeed
0.5x Gamespeed
Smokescreen
Take A Break -- Pauses the game
Invincibility
Teleport To Spawn
One Hit KO
I'm Tired
Airstrike -- Credits to GGProGaming & tezlynreardon
Laser Vision -- Created by Superfroggman
Teleport To A Random Location -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Hope That Wasn't Important -- Deletes whatever you were looking at, including the vehicle you're driving. -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Portrait Mode -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Explosive Stare -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Teleport A Few Meters -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Eject From Vehicle
Enter Nearby Vehicle -- Created by Superfroggman
Let's Try That Again -- Rewind to start of effect. Created by Superfroggman
Explode Random Explosive -- Created by Superfroggman
Feather Falling -- Created by Superfroggman
Take A Walk -- Can't use vehicles for the duration of this effect.
Nothing -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Fake Death -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Who's there? -- Ported from Superfroggman's Chaos Mod.
Diggy Diggy Hole -- Ported from Superfroggman's Chaos Mod.
Kickflip -- Vehicles (attempt) to do a kickflip.
Free Shots -- Ammo doesn't get consumed when fired.
Cinematic Mode -- Created by Superfroggman
Hold On To That Tool -- Disables all vanilla tools. Created by Superfroggman
Invert Vehicle -- Flips vehicle upside down. Created by Superfroggman
Speed Limit -- Vehicles can't go faster than the speed limit. Created by Superfroggman
Fake Teleport -- Created by Superfroggman
DVD Screensaver -- Created by Superfroggman. Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
GTA 2 -- Original created by der_baumkrieger
Hope That Can Fly -- Launches what you're looking at up. Created by der_baumkrieger
Fake Delete Vehicle -- (Disabled by default) Created by Superfroggman
Low Gravity -- Created by der_baumkrieger
Explosive Punch -- Created by der_baumkrieger. Credits to liutus.
Enter Nearby Vehicle -- Created by Superfroggman. Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Stop And Stare -- Eject from vehicle, and unable to move.
Lag
Lets Try That Again -- Created by Superfroggman. Puts you back where you were when the effect started.
Speed -- Stay above 30 km/u or the bomb starts ticking. Credits to tezlynreardon
Teleport Gun -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Foggy Day -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Honk Honk -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Super Jump & Super Walkspeed -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Triple Jump
Quake FOV (Disabled by default) -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Turtle Mode (Disabled by default)
Gordon Says -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Teleport To Heaven -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek

QOL improvement: Effects in debug and options now sorted alphabetically.

Two new effects added (but disabled by default, tools don't work with these active):
Turtle Mode
Quake FOV

Current list of effects:
Instant death
Jetpack -- Space to fly.
Launch Player Up
Launch Player -- Into any direction. Credits to Creation's.
Explode Player -- Doesn't kill you.
Set Player On Fire -- Currently doesn't hurt you but burns the environment.
Remove Current Vehicle
Hole'd Up -- Digs you into a hole.
Stope And Stare -- Severely lowers movement speed and pulls you out of vehicles.
My Glasses! -- Blurs vision
0.25x Gamespeed
0.5x Gamespeed
Smokescreen
Take A Break -- Pauses the game
Invincibility
Teleport To Spawn
One Hit KO
I'm Tired
Airstrike -- Credits to GGProGaming & tezlynreardon
Laser Vision -- Created by Superfroggman
Teleport To A Random Location -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Hope That Wasn't Important -- Deletes whatever you were looking at, including the vehicle you're driving. -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Portrait Mode -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Explosive Stare -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Teleport A Few Meters -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Eject From Vehicle
Enter Nearby Vehicle -- Created by Superfroggman
Let's Try That Again -- Rewind to start of effect. Created by Superfroggman
Explode Random Explosive -- Created by Superfroggman
Feather Falling -- Created by Superfroggman
Take A Walk -- Can't use vehicles for the duration of this effect.
Nothing -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Fake Death -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Who's there? -- Ported from Superfroggman's Chaos Mod.
Diggy Diggy Hole -- Ported from Superfroggman's Chaos Mod.
Kickflip -- Vehicles (attempt) to do a kickflip.
Free Shots -- Ammo doesn't get consumed when fired.
Cinematic Mode -- Created by Superfroggman
Hold On To That Tool -- Disables all vanilla tools. Created by Superfroggman
Invert Vehicle -- Flips vehicle upside down. Created by Superfroggman
Speed Limit -- Vehicles can't go faster than the speed limit. Created by Superfroggman
Fake Teleport -- Created by Superfroggman
DVD Screensaver -- Created by Superfroggman. Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
GTA 2 -- Original created by der_baumkrieger
Hope That Can Fly -- Launches what you're looking at up. Created by der_baumkrieger
Fake Delete Vehicle -- (Disabled by default) Created by Superfroggman
Low Gravity -- Created by der_baumkrieger
Explosive Punch -- Created by der_baumkrieger. Credits to liutus.
Enter Nearby Vehicle -- Created by Superfroggman. Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Stop And Stare -- Eject from vehicle, and unable to move.
Lag
Lets Try That Again -- Created by Superfroggman. Puts you back where you were when the effect started.
Speed -- Stay above 30 km/u or the bomb starts ticking. Credits to tezlynreardon
Teleport Gun -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Foggy Day -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Honk Honk -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Super Jump & Super Walkspeed -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Triple Jump
Quake FOV (Disabled by default)
Turtle Mode (Disabled by default)

Fix bug where you couldn't exit vehicles on specific maps with the GTA 2 effect.

Minor optimization in asset loading (SFX and Sprites), doesn't load duplicate files anymore.

And a few new effects too:
Speed -- Stay above 30 km/u or the bomb starts ticking. Credits to tezlynreardon
Teleport Gun -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Foggy Day -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Honk Honk -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Super Jump & Super Walkspeed -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Triple Jump

Current list of effects: (Now actually includes all of them!)
Instant death
Jetpack -- Space to fly.
Launch Player Up
Launch Player -- Into any direction. Credits to Creation's.
Explode Player -- Doesn't kill you.
Set Player On Fire -- Currently doesn't hurt you but burns the environment.
Remove Current Vehicle
Hole'd Up -- Digs you into a hole.
Stope And Stare -- Severely lowers movement speed and pulls you out of vehicles.
My Glasses! -- Blurs vision
0.25x Gamespeed
0.5x Gamespeed
Smokescreen
Take A Break -- Pauses the game
Invincibility
Teleport To Spawn
One Hit KO
I'm Tired
Airstrike -- Credits to GGProGaming & tezlynreardon
Laser Vision -- Created by Superfroggman
Teleport To A Random Location -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Hope That Wasn't Important -- Deletes whatever you were looking at, including the vehicle you're driving. -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Portrait Mode -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Explosive Stare -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Teleport A Few Meters -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Eject From Vehicle
Enter Nearby Vehicle -- Created by Superfroggman
Let's Try That Again -- Rewind to start of effect. Created by Superfroggman
Explode Random Explosive -- Created by Superfroggman
Feather Falling -- Created by Superfroggman
Take A Walk -- Can't use vehicles for the duration of this effect.
Nothing -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Fake Death -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Who's there? -- Ported from Superfroggman's Chaos Mod.
Diggy Diggy Hole -- Ported from Superfroggman's Chaos Mod.
Kickflip -- Vehicles (attempt) to do a kickflip.
Free Shots -- Ammo doesn't get consumed when fired.
Cinematic Mode -- Created by Superfroggman
Hold On To That Tool -- Disables all vanilla tools. Created by Superfroggman
Invert Vehicle -- Flips vehicle upside down. Created by Superfroggman
Speed Limit -- Vehicles can't go faster than the speed limit. Created by Superfroggman
Fake Teleport -- Created by Superfroggman
DVD Screensaver -- Created by Superfroggman. Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
GTA 2 -- Original created by der_baumkrieger
Hope That Can Fly -- Launches what you're looking at up. Created by der_baumkrieger
Fake Delete Vehicle -- Created by Superfroggman
Low Gravity -- Created by der_baumkrieger
Explosive Punch -- Created by der_baumkrieger. Credits to liutus.
Enter Nearby Vehicle -- Created by Superfroggman. Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Stop And Stare -- Eject from vehicle, and unable to move.
Lag
Lets Try That Again -- Created by Superfroggman. Puts you back where you were when the effect started.
Speed -- Stay above 30 km/u or the bomb starts ticking. Credits to tezlynreardon
Teleport Gun -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Foggy Day -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Honk Honk -- Credits to Dziwaczek Oliwaczek
Super Jump & Super Walkspeed -- Credits to tezlynreardon
Triple Jump

Add a enable and disable all button to the options menu.
Disabled Fake Vehicle Delete by default and override to disabled on first load.
This until the effect is fixed.

Also small teaser for those of you who actually read these:
World flood effect, (using fake water, can't move real water unfortunately)