Ram II: Canada's Main Battle Tank.

This tank teaches filthy Sherman peasants how to tank. Historically it was a training tank because the Canadians decided that they wanted to use the M4 Sherman, why in the Empire’s name you take a tank that, before it reaches combat, breaks itself? Also, this shows that training tanks are better than anything that fought against real tanks. Gaijin logic, do not ask. Anyway, everything I say here is based on my personal experience.

Introduction:

You play the Ram II because you want to spread Britain’s imperial dominions over the world using the American Tech Tree because Canada is America in Gaijin’s snail eyes. At this rate we are going to play the Bob Semple Tank in the f*cking Japanese tech tree. Let’s talk about the pros and cons of this tank.

Pros:
You can get it by farming warbonds. (AKA grinding harder than the WW2 Chronicles events.)
It’s a premium, you are going to make lots of money and Tier 1, 2 and 3 of the American tech tree are going to be a hell of a lot easier to farm.
Decent mobility forwards.
You have a stabilizator.
You are an uncommon tank in the battlefield, so not many people know how to penetrate you.
You make Germans cry in rage. "Gaijin nerf Canada, this is unrealistic, my superior german engineering should kill anything! Booohoooooo!"~Average Weehraboo's whines.
You have godlike reload. The tank feels more like a machine gun than a tank.
5 crew members, so if you get hit in the turret where you have 3 of them, you may be able to survive the experience.
You get all the modifications for free.
Your camos are really nice, when you get them. Fashion Thunder inbound.

Cons:
You are covered in weak spots, but you are so rare that matters little.
Your turret is your biggest weak spot. Anyone with a functioning brain will shot you there.
It costs 6+ euros, at least where I live.
You are really slow at turning and going backwards. Just like your neighbour, ‘Murrica.

Hitlerium and Hirohitium are easy for you to pen but Stalinium makes you cry. Because your Mapple Syrup shells melt when they impact on Stalinium armour. If you're fighting russians, go to a corner or behind a rock and become one of those popular youtubers that makes gameplays on terror games, because for you Russians are like Slenderman to Pewdiepie.





In short, this tank is why Canada is better than the USA, you get free health insurance, snow 8 months of the year and free mapple syrup so you can lubricate your body in the pure Canadian nationalism. While driving this tank, depending on the person, you may think weeb sh*t because the name is "Ram" and there are two drawings of boobs in some animes that have that name in it. If you are like those kinds of people, I kindly say to you, thank you for reading but get away from me NOW. Do not be a Weeb like Luigi.

Modifications and ammo loadauts:

You get all the mods for free, you Pay To Play scrub.



Here we see the average Ram II player. (The ones that aren't dirty weeaboos.)






Get 62 of your Shot Mk.9 shell and tell everything else to f*ck off. This way you empty the ammo racks in your turret.

Is it worth it?

Yes. Yes it is. This tank makes Germans cry, if you don't mind Stalinium making you sexual innuendos then it's the tank for you.

Roles:

This tank can do everything, you can brawl, snipe, flank, support heavies or becoming the heavy tank. Because usually my guides are short and they do not have many images I’ll tell you how to do each and every one of those roles.

Brawling like a drunken Irish man:

You rush to the points, you kill people, you get drunk and then you die because you decided that it was a good idea to fight a Bear with your own hands.

Becoming that Sniper guy in each FPS game in existence:

You get to a hill and you camp and snipe everything that you see. A Cat? Sniped. A President of the USA? Sniped. A wall? Sniped. The Entire World? Sniped. Then, when everything is done, you take a rat, put it in your mouth and start screaming trough the mic like those little kids on CoD.

Becoming a M18 Hellcat with an identity crisis:

Like the name implies, you harass people, you snipe them, you change positions, you move a lot, like a cocaine addict, but you can take a hit, not like the real M18.

Supporting your neighbour’s president:

You support your heavy tanks so Mexicans do not cross your line. Remember, you only have solid shot, aim for the enemy gunners first.

Becoming the wall:

You take hits, you support your tank hunters and your medium tanks, and then you dress like a KKK supporter. Remember to angle your armour or every T-34, Pz. IV F2/g or StuG will laugh at you and proceed to punish you.

Thanks for reading:

Who did you expect, Lady Valentine making the photoshop on every f*cking guide? Naaaaaah. It was Hilary.










Also, I had to beat the living sh*t out of Lady Valentine using a belt, that's why there are only two images of the tank in game. So here's a sh*tty meme I found in the interwebs, enjoy.

[Feedarc]

NO THE MAIN BATTLE TANK IDEA CAME OUT I NTHE 50S THUS THIS IS FALSE THERE WERE NO MAIN BATTLE TANKS IN THE 40S

[♡ drone bomb λ]

Bester mann

[Lancynical]

fucking degraded guide 1/10

but srsly this is so mature 9/10

[SuperfineDruid1]

Mega Milk :O never thought I'd run into that here

[Kratek]

kuk

[Borka]

Funny memes...

[Elys]

Who? ;)

[Cheese Wheel Charlie12]

ENGAGE CANNON MACHINE GUN CANADIAN LEVEL RAPID FIRE

[Kaczynski tech tips]

Hi from Canada, i was in one of these things in real life. Of course, nothing can beat Stalinium.

[The Uncleanest One]

Translating Spanish to Russian is like trying to get a feminist to love Father's day, possible, but she'll understand mother's day.