4m GAZ-AAA:The Furious Soviet Tanker Truck.

This soviet truck is the real meaning of Russian Bias. Everything here is based on my personal experience.

Introduction:

This is a truck with 4 machineguns of pure communism. You use this because it’s beautiful and trendy. With this you execute political dissidents while you are running down a cliff. Let’s talk about the pros and cons of this truck.

Pros:
RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA….vodka vodka vodka….*Clink* RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA…Za Stalina!...RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA…Cheeki Breeki iv Damke!

Cons:
Everything else.

You have no armour, no penetration, but you shot fast. That’s the key of succeeding with this glorious orgasm of communism, to shot fast enough the enemy’s FPS drop so hard their computers explode from the sheer amount of Russian Bias. Why did you think the Russians created the PPSH-41 for? Also, the extreme tendency this truck has to put itself downwards is because you don’t praise Stalin enough.

Modifications and Ammo Loadauts:

Prioritize the ammo; everything else is useless to you because you are OP. You don’t need repairs nor to extinguish fire. (You are f*cking dead regardless.)

Now the Ammo, take the whole loadaut and the bullets, or I should say suppositories, you like the most. Because against tanks you ain’t gonna do jack sh*t. Against planes it’s a different story, if you want to kill planes use API or APIT.

How to play it?

This truck has no role or purpose, except spreading communism. There are two ways to use this, the first and most obvious one is killing planes, but we all know how that is going to be. The second one is trickier, you find an enemy tank and then you sexually abuse his tracks so it gives you enough points to respawn another tank, not this sh*tty this time. As my friend Pollo once said, DALE A LAS P*TAS ORUGAS, SPLOODGE MARINE, DALE A LAS P*TAS ORUGAS! (Hit the f*cking tracks, Sploodge Marine, hit the f*cking tracks!) Also, he said that you should attack Panzerjäggers, other AA, Japanese sh*it, Dicker Max's and obviously, it can penetrate a Maus by the front 'cuz OP russian bias.

Thanks for reading.

Thanks to Lady Valentine for making all the Photoshop. Let’s not beat around the bush this time, he does everything related to Photoshop, I just write and take the images he later uses, then we group up and spill all the illness around and bam, a wild guide just popped out.

[MystkProphet]

Da! As recommended by Comrad Stalin himself. Shooting the vodka soaked munitions at the ground as the match begins guarantees the great leaders approval. After which, the most effective way of combating that of the Maus is to throw the russian biased empty shell casings will make all capitalists kneel under the might of Stalins fists.

[(>^-^)>XEPBEP<(^-^<)]

♥♥♥♥ off newts

[TGS VIPER]

SUPER MEMECAT

[The Uncleanest One]

Stalin lived, Stalin will live, Stalin lives! Also, the arsenal of democracy isn't working at the moment, talk to some Capitalistic Autocracies or Spain, for example, where the separation of powers is getting murdered.

[TGS VIPER]

Stalin's dead, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. but the Arsenal of Democracy isn't.

[Newtz]

Because i've always found it cringy when i see people think they were Communists..
But yeah i understand its a joke fam

Your guides give me life to grind in WT

[The Uncleanest One]

*Says that when the guy who makes the guides is a commie ♥♥♥♥.* It's just memes, why you have to be mad.

[Newtz]

Why are Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton in the truck?

Wait dont tell me...
You're a trashy person who thinks they were Communists

[kuziu]

great job ivan doing this guide)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[Bubbuh]

I will do as stalin says