Invoker

This will teach you how to become the world's best Invoker and includes a short fanfiction inspired by my best m8

About Invoker

Everyone claims he's super badass and ♥♥♥♥, but he's just a normal guy like you and me. His name is Kael, but his friends(us) can call him Carl. He has a bunch of wicked abilities and he probably is kinda uptight. He's obviously intelligent, has a great memory, and is devoted to his studies, seeing as how he has so many available spells. I dunno what else to write, I just scanned his WikiPage for a minute.

Pre-Game

Before you begin, it is essential you eat an entire jar of peanut butter. If you're allergic to nuts, say ♥♥♥♥ it and do it anyways. The peanut butter will help you stay focused on the task on hand by essentially glueing your mouth shut and preventing you from idle chit chat.

Hero Selection

After opening Dota 2, finding a game, yada yadda yaddda, all that boring bs, you should select your hero. Because this is an Invoker guide, for best results, you should choose Invoker, but I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life.

Gameplay

Obviously all of your teammates will be super impressed that they have an Invoker on their team. We can keep it a secret that you read this guide or you can recommend it to them! Basically, you are going to smash Q, E, R, and W in almost any combination you want! Fun stuff will probably happen! Your team will love you!

Protip 1:

Ignore the game for a moment to eat another spoonful of peanut butter. As you already consumed one jar, it is helpful to prepurchase two, but no one can blame you if you run to the store mid-game to purchase another.

Protip 2:

If your team begins to question your abilities as Invoker, calmly remind them that there was a reason you chose Invoker and they didn't.

Bonus: Fanfic

Carl(Kael/ Invoker) groaned quietly. The pain was almost too much for him. "A-akasha!"(QoP) he whimpered softly. She was one of the few beings he dared show his weakness to. She responded to his cry with an icy glare; however, it was not enough to silence him. He clutched her arm, trying to convey his dark desires to her without speaking. She smacked his hands away and took another bite from the pizza he so dearly coveted. He whimpered and pled, sniffing the air. His stomach grumbled and he nearly doubled over in pain. "How dare she tease me like this!" he thought angrily. He began to pout and as Akasha finished the slice, he attempted to leap up and knock it away from her. She easily dodged him and finished the slice, chucking sadistically. This was definitely not what Carl had in mind when he said he wanted to be tortured by her.

Credits

Thank you Kevin, Jaren, and Francis.
Kev inspired me to write this guide as he was in awe over my natural talent, Jar contributed ideas towards the aesthetic of the overall guide, and Francis answered a few questions I had.

[Kev's fav student]

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