Don't Starve

Don't Starve

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WHY WOODIE IS GOD!
By TheMeatMan
WHY WOODIE IS ACTUALLY AMAZING!
   
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Woodie
We all know woodie


He's that one character that's rarely talked aboot....



BUT IM GOING TO TELL YOU AS A PROUD WOODIE MAIN WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOOT HIM! AND WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT CANADA AS WELL! LET'S GET STRAIGHT INTO IT,EH!




the ACTUAL guide
Woodie is the orange haired lumberjack that we all know and love. Boot what makes him SO AMAZING AND HANDSOME? well i'll tell you



health:150 hunger:150 sanity: 200


Those stats are fairly average when compared to most other characters. But as we all know, woodie and canada are far aboove that.

Boot, what aboot him is so spe-





























Lucy, the magical talking female axe, is the maple syrup to woodie's pancake. She's basically an everlasting, not needed to craft axe......THAT TALKS BY THE WAY!



Lucy perks:
- you dont have to craft her
-trees get chopped down faster
-she never breaks
-she talks!!!!!!!!!!!!
-she has a mini map icon
-she's kinda thicc <3

Bad things aboot lucy:
- she can get annoying like every woman on earth (fellas, you know what i mean.)
- once she's gone, she almost never comes back like my ex girlfriend :(
-she always BEGS you to come back, unlike my ex girlfriend.




With woodie's canadian blood, and lucy's..... axeness, THEY BECOME THE ULTIMATE SOORCE FOR CANADA!










A dark secret... (?)
Yawn... well since there isnt ANYTHING else to talk aboot, might as well go to sleep.
Hey look at that a full moon!








wait... what's this? woodie is changing!













That's right! we're talking about his were beaver mode now!

For those of you who dont know, or dont play woodie enough to fully know (shame on you) this is the mode in where woodie turns into a beaver and then goes around munching things. I'm pretty sure that at this stage of development they were all drunk one night and then this beauty happened!


There are three ways to achieve this state:

- chop enough trees so that woodie turns into the werebeaver

-wait until a full moon to insta-turn

- buy/take a beaver and then make it bite you during a full moon. (may or may not work).



but, what are le effects of this? ( around 20 percent of canadians speak french.)



werebeaver PERKS:

- your health bar is only determined by how much materials you consume.
- you can fight a lot of enemies easily like this.
- night vision
- you can bite most things (including some hard brown things, kappa)


werebeaver CONS:
-you have no map, for some unknown reason.
-you constantly have to eat materials to survive
- during full moons you are FORCED to transform, which can be bad if you were sailing (SW) or just didnt want to be werebeaver.





BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! I HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED ABOOT THE AFTER WEREBEAVER EFFECTS!



after werebeaver perks:
- it's automatically day time whenever you wake up.
- you may pick up any chopped down materials on the floor


after werebeaver cons:
- you lose a LOT of sanity/health/hunger
- during winter/ summer it is easy to die of freezing/overheating after coming out of werebeaver depending on how far away from your base you are.
- if you died to any hostile creatures. (aggrivated beefalo) you're as good as dead.

some tips and tricks!
I see why you're still here. You want some advice from a Kool Kids Klub member like me, eh? well then, here you have it.








TIP ONE: ADVENTURE MODE



Now, during the chapter known as "The king of winter"
( http://dontstarve.wikia.com/wiki/Adventure_Mode )
you have to lose a lot of sanity, right? Most of the times you'll have below average sanity... right?

You: get to the point!

What if i told you that after you get out of werebeaver mode you automatically get just enough sanity to where you aren't attacked by those shadow creatures?

You get around 50 in hunger/sanity/health, which can be good in dire situations. And all you need are trees!



TIP TWO: Wood


Since your whole character i basically revoled around wood, why dont you build your base in/ near a forest?

I reccomend putting it in a place that's a pig town near/inside of a forest.






STEP THREE: WEREBEAVER


Before you go full werebeaver, have a plan. This plan should have what you're going to do, and where you're going to go during and after.

This ensures that you can get what is needed done ( attack enemies, chip rocks without pickaxe, ect.)





STEP FOUR: THE END



My final advice for you... is to worship woodie and canada.

But most importantly, dont die like an idiot.






29 Comments
Joehsnsoen Dec 21, 2017 @ 3:04pm 
Woodie pros
can chop 2x faster plus half as many swings
can have friends longer

Woodie cons
can only chop 4 large tree's before taken a break (unless you wanna to transform)
loses 2/3 of all his stats after werebeaver (which is every 16 days)

Werebeaver pros
nightvision
easy health gain
mulit-tool with no durability (ax, pickax, shovel, hammer)
immune to weather effects
immune to poison
spd 1.1x, dmg 51, amr 80%

Werebeaver cons
drops all items in his inventory
can't pickup anything
can't look at the map
FUTA Sep 21, 2017 @ 6:14am 
I NEED HELP!!!!!! When I become a baver should I eat a trees and other things and how many days I need to eat ? Should I die like lose full bar of wood (if you know what i mean when im in baver mode) and Is even possible to survive like you become a normla woodi if you eat just wood???? Im just started playing him so I need help!!!!
TheMeatMan  [author] Mar 24, 2017 @ 4:48pm 
exactly. Check mate Dr.Epic.
canada2u1 Mar 24, 2017 @ 4:38pm 
Maxwell also has 75 hp and his shadow choppers chop everything even if you dont wanna it (not to metion the minions have very low hp, i saw one got killed by flint)
among us balls Mar 8, 2017 @ 2:55pm 
I'm sorry, but Maxwell and his minions can easily outclass Woodie
Apostrophe' Jan 11, 2017 @ 10:52pm 
eBic guide
thanks mang
Chesters.CZ Jan 6, 2017 @ 11:29pm 
Nah! :DSTchester:
TheMeatMan  [author] Jan 6, 2017 @ 4:12am 
Chester! shoo, shoo!
Chesters.CZ Jan 6, 2017 @ 4:10am 
Awww poor you... :DSTskull:
The Doctor Medic Jan 5, 2017 @ 7:45pm 
I transformed in SW next to a bunch of monkeys nd they robbed me D: