Mortred 'PA - 420% crit chance v7.00 xddddd™

This guide is made only for scrubs that have no idea how to play a (their pa allways gets double crit) fans... So here you go fam l2p.

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS ON 1 SECTION, THAT'S ALL YOU NEED <3

THIS IS HOW YOU'RE GONNA BE ONCE I'M DONE WITH YOU TEACHING YOU THIS AMAZING GUIDE!


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EXPLANATION ON HOW THIS THING WORKS CUZ YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT M8xxx?!/!?!?!?...420 xDDDDD



Intro:This hero works simple, you press "D" (on legacy keys cuz your dumb ass use QWERDF" and then you press "B" (that's for blink m8), after that you get the idea what happens 420% crit m9... HOW? Well you need to buy some items on the beggining depends on where you gonna lane and what scrubs counter-picking-noobs you're against.

THIS IS JUST SOME SLAVIC HOBO DOING SQUATS DON'T MIND IT SCROLL DOWN...





























-So if you're gonna play this hero on hardcore mode like going mid, i'd suggest you get some stout shield (if you're vs that range fcuk), queling and salve potion (get tangos from that poor support of yours that everyone is gonna flame at the end of the game for not getting dust for rikimaru). How you decide what you need is up to your dumbass you don't have 1k gold on the beggining i just put all items yo need to get in case.


So... Now you need to get them attack modifiers (orb of venom and that deso ♥♥♥♥, cuz deso is new meta on our dear pa scrub 420 crit no scope blaze it m9...

When you get them, make sure you get aquila or basilius so you can spam them daggers. (don't spam daggers if they buy stick you'll regret that ♥♥♥♥ trust me m8, i'm legit scrub tbh...).

After you buy all thoose items, i'll show you some tricks, you rush them phase boots, it's legit... get treads if you wanna get some more crit chances (but you get less dmg and can't phase like a true pa scrub :( #feelsbad).

I'll expalin how crit chance works here so listen and remmember this ♥♥♥♥ very carefully..
-In order to gain more and more 420crits, you need the attack speed (simple: more attack speed faster the crit comes... how?). Well in order how pa 420crit works is that you have 15% chance to get it, 15% comes out of 100%. so that means in 10 attacks you have 15% chance to make a crit which means every single time you hit and don't get crit you have more and more chance to get a crit. like this: 1st hit gives you like 10%+ chance to get a crit 3hits give you 30% chance, ( if you don't get crit in 10 hits or attacks, you have a bigger chance to get double crit or triple depends on how many memes you ate that day.).


CRIT 420 ABUSE: How to get a crit on them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scrubs you ask? well m8...you don't, you feed af......jk xDDDDDDDDDDDddd....every single time you hit a creep or anything you get 10% chance+ to make a crit which means that if you don't get a crit in them 5-6-7 attacks, go on that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hero and you'll get 2 crits when you jump him... it's a simple math boi....
































Now... pa is a hardcore lvl3 carry it's how i call it. which means she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ strong boi...

but you need to think about what items you need vs which heroes. it's not that hard i'm to lazy to explain that right now man it's 8:10am i'm writing this ♥♥♥♥ for your dumbass.. so there you go use this guide to make yourself the best PA, the PA on the other team that gets crits allways....

THIS IS HOW YOUR FOES GONNA STAIR AT THE SCREEN ONCE YOU'RE DONE WITH THEM WITH THIS GUIDE



- Have a nice day i'm out. <3

[Weeb]

Alright m8 this guide does not work for skrubs this only works for people with skill, don't waste your time m8s

[R]

haha

[Seraphim7]

im gay

[boat]

v7.00 ur head, calm ur tits

[southern cee]

this guide gave me an autism.

[getVACcinated]

@snake Sterile but I can still sneak into your mom's secret base. Try plugging into port 2 because I can read you like a children's storybook.

[Ollie Snowy]

1 hit 1 kill => ez

[getVACcinated]

dude what your dick doing in toaster at the first place? you twisted. i like it :O

[akk£]

instructions not clear dick stuck in toaster

[Crissy_You]

nice