The bible of Pepe and Memeism

Hello fellow believers, it Is I once again, Memelord Damon, here to bring you hope and spread across the land the story of Pepe. After writing my GabeN bible, and receiving almost 20,000 views, I decided it was time I shared a secret with you all. Enjoy.

The story of Pepe

This, is the story of Pepe and how Memeism came to the world

There was once a time when just Pepe existed. No humans, no animals, only the pepe. They were able to exist off seemingly nothing. No food, no water, just pure memes. All pepes were alike yet special in their own separate ways. Before humans came, it was a peaceful time, where pepes were plentiful and they ruled the lands. One day, it is said that two pepes were having intercourse and gave birth to what we now call "The Enlightened One". From the start, he was no ordinary Pepe. He was special. Nobody knew it apart from him, but inside him was a magical essence that only the purest pepe could hold. His whole life he had to keep in what he knew, all the secrets of every living pepe was a mere thought away. His mind, the most intelligent every found. After he left school at 18 and graduated from the Pepes International University, he devoted his entire life to his Bible, sharing all that he knew and his entire existence. He created the Bible of Pepe and Memeism. The bible was written in an ancient form of language used only by the pepe, and has been deciphered. It took him his entire existence to write, and thus I shall only read his final statement.

"I came into this world with nothing but myself, my thoughts and my mind. Throughout my existence I have spread my knowledge throughout the land, and all I wish is that one day all shall live in harmony and be able to share the good will of them Dank Meme and Kush. I leave this world now, as I shall ascend to a higher plane of existence, known as the Meme 0v3rw0r1d. Goodbye travellers..."

This pepe, the rarest to ever set foot on our blessed planet is know forever known as "The Enlightened One", and is now worshipped as a god by believers. Every other animal in existence has descended from him, and he has spared but 1000 pepes immortality, to forever keep the peace of this planet. They are known as Rare Pepes today. His bible tells of a way to communicate with him, known as Memeism, and one must be a believer since birth to become "The Chosen One". I shall now tell of Memeism, and communication with our beloved god, The Enlightened One....

Memeism and the Memearchy

Memeism is the official religion of Dank Memes, created by The Enlightened One to spread peace and kush throughout the land. He tells of an ancient Memearchy, a form of modern Monarchy used by Christians today. His bible claims there is still a way to communicate to him, and get the freshest kush and dankest memes daily. You have to become The Chosen One. This is a step by step guide to the Memearchy.

The Memearchy is simple: It is very similar to the way Christianity works. There are 5 different stages of the Memearchy

1. The Believer

This one is simple. You are a simple believer in the Dank memes and memeism, and explore memes daily. You believe in The Enlightened One and chose to follow in his footsteps, checking out the rarest pepes and creating dank memes for all to enjoy.

2. The Meme

One can not simply become a meme, it's hard work. You have to be the meme. Live the meme. You ARE the meme. Your entire existence is a meme. For example, Donald trump is a meme, Anomaly is a meme, RonaldMcDonald is a meme. To become a meme, you must explore memes every day, be a firm believer in memeism, and have memes made about yourself. People follow in your footsteps, believing because of you.

3. The Memelord

While a Memelord is theoretically higher than a Meme on the Memearchy scale because he collects and stores memes, they are of similar status as a Memelord is different to a meme. I happen to be an elder Memelord myself, as I write this bible under command of The Chosen One. Back when The Enlightened One, our glorious Pepe was still on this earth, there was a war against Sherk and his evil army of Donkeys. I was one of but a thousand Memelords and Memes, Standing strong in the face of evil, ready to fight off the horde at all costs. It was a terrible day. Hundreds of fellow Memes and Memelords died, thus creating what we know as an "Old meme". I was one of but 257 that survived to tell the tale. A Memelord like myself firmly believes in the meme, spreading memeism through the land on a day to day basis. He also keeps a strong collection of the freshest memes at all times, ready to be shared to all. Becoming a memelord isn't as simple, you must be appointed one by a fellow Memelord, after he recognises your righteousness as a meme (Although technically a Memelord doesn't have to become a meme, it's complicated)).

4. Pepes Descendants

We have now reached a higher plane of memeism, one which I dare not enter. While all living beings are The Enlightened Ones descendants, Pepes Descendants is the name given to the elite 101 followers. They worship the meme daily, devoting their lives to memeism, praying every day to the meme. They can create a meme on spot in an instant. Becoming one of Pepes Descendants is a near impossible task, as you must be one of the 1000 Memelords and be chosen as one by the Pepe Council (The collection of all 101 of Pepes Descendants) and this only happens when one dies, or one becomes The Chosen One.

5. The Chosen One

You have now reached the highest plane of existence a mortal human can come to. His entire life, since birth, has led to this moment. He is The Chosen One for life, and every night at exactly 4:20 PM, he connects with The Enlightened One through his mind. Nobody knows what goes on between them, but it is surely important. To become The Chosen One, you are from birth. It is not luck, it is fate. When The Chosen One dies and is ascended to the Meme 0v3rw0r1d, a new one is chosen from the 101 of Pepes Descendants. The Chosen One's staff is passed down to the eldest Pepes Descendant and a meeting is held. The elder puts the staff in the centre of The Chosen One's palace, and the staff glows. It then points to the new Chosen One, and on that very moment, he is elevated to a higher plane of existence.

Final words

I do hope you've enjoyed this journey with me and I hope it has given you insight into the Bible of Pepe and Memeism. There is more to be said, and if you wish for me to spread more knowledge of Pepe, let me know.

-420

[i can't goon]

why would u waste ur life doing this shit

[diggz]

This is just..... *orgasm*

[⛧ Ǎгᴋ ⛧]

You must meme to become one with the dream!

[DeepDarksama]

0/1 made me lose dick in a toster