A cooks guide on attending King Harlaus's Feasts

How does one begin to set sail on the never ending war on Calradia. You can be so many things and be whom you want to be, A knight, A Lord, A peasant, A squire and even a King. But all I want to do is attend King Harlaus's Feasts. But can you be a cook? The question is YES.

How does one become a cook

After many years as a child you learnt to cook. But you can't cook for a whole army on you own. SO THIS IS WHAT YOU MUST DO.
Firstly you must set up multiple production enterprises that contain ale, grain and other deemed fit for a "Royal Feast". Also you must become good friends with the one true King of Calradia "King Harlaus" and gain his trust and maybe become a lord to so you can copy his tactics on feasthood.

YOU MUST ALWAYS RAID FOR KING HARLAUS. Raiding is good to gain extra butter and money for new enterprises around the Swadian Kingdom. Store all the butter in Praven and let the feast begin.

ATTEND ALL FEASTS OR YOU WILL BE A DISHONOUR TO THE ONE TRUE KING

TOURNAMENTS You must attend all tournaments to gain reknown and be in favour for the Butter Knight.

END GOAL

YOU END GOAL AS A COOK IS TO BECOME A LORD OF SWADIA and SPREAD YOUR BUTTER (Hey that rymed +1 rep)
BECOME BEST FRIENDS WITH KING BUTTER (HARLAUS) AND FIGHT HIS BATTLES IN THE NAME OF SWADIA.
YOU ARE A COOK MERCHANT SO TRAVAL THE LANDS IN THE GOAL TO SELL YOUR SPREADABLE AND MEATY GOODS.

SO GO MY COOKS AND MAKE SWADIA GREAT AGAIN BECAUSE WHO NEEDS A MOUNT AND A BLADE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE FEAST WITH GOOD 'OL KING HARLAUS.

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Disclaimer: This is a joke guide for our Lord and savour King Halaus the Meme, But still a good way to earn dinners...I mean Denars. Butter is getting to my head.

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When attending "The Feasts"

[DrewWheezy]

:3

[Warlord Indlovu Mgwazeni]

and graveth is the true king so ye

[Warlord Indlovu Mgwazeni]

no I AM THE TRUE EMPEROR

[Peter Muskrat]

Nah Tyr is the one true king.

[DrewWheezy]

Hehe yeaaah boi

[王振义]

let me feast on that lance boy

[DrewWheezy]

Swadian people have a GREEEEAAAT LANCE ;) They will butter you up and make you scream " King Harlaus"

[王振义]

i heard swadians have a big ones ;)

any swadian boy want to put theirs inside my nord assets.

[MoshedZ]

\/ THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING.

[DrewWheezy]

Yes Meet up make a faction and become marshal and attack your local Kebab for example at a castle go out to real towns and recruit and train them against looters that randomlly attack you while your walking. Battle other people and claim the throne to your local town. Expand and let everyone know