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Dracula Frequents an Internet Cafe

"I vahnt vone cappuccino, please," Dracula said to the barista.

"Coming right up," replied the barista.

Dracula waited for his drink and then made his way to an empty table and pulled out his laptop.

"Sorry I'm late," said Steve, Dracula's Internet coach.

"No vorries, Steve," said Dracula. "I vas just about to get online."

"Perfect. Today you will be learning how to use Fangbook, so head over to Fangbook.com."

Dracula typed out h-t-t-p colon slash slash double-u double-u double-u dot etc, etc.

"You know, you don't actually have to type the http and all that," said Steve.

"Vhat do you vahnt from me? I am eight-hundred years old!"