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How to Play Viper (Advanced Stratz 4 noobz)
By Dooveh
Aite lads and ladettes?, Today i will be showing you how to play the class, hero, abortion, WHAT- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ever called "Viper". I will show you an advanced guide on when to push control points, A short and when to rape train in the CoD Black Ops map "Jungle".
   
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How to "Viper"
Well, you see noobs. I was once a sh*tty sniper playing scrub with auto sniper's and machina's but then i met him, i met... Moosh!

Moosh is a competitive Awesomenauts player, in which his favourite character in Game of Thrones is the dragon called "Viserio... "Viper".

In order to get good with Viper, you must first understand his abilities and powers;

1. Green Ejaculation
2. Bigger Green Ejaculation
3. Alwaystoxin
4. Ebola Skin
5. Counter Strike Source

These abilities are mostly long ranged attacks as Viper is a slow heavy green gentleman's part and it can deal a sh*t ton of damage if used correctly.

Recommended Items

Starting Items

Tango - Coz' he aint 'avin any of that Fanta sh*te
Healing Salve - Valve's evil brother
Iron Branch - WTF???
Slippers of Agility - BED HOPPING TIME
Circlet - Pretty Princess

Early Game

Magic Stick - If you catch my drift! (Cheeky)
Boots of Speed - HE DOESNT HAVE F***ING FEET, WHY ON EARTH WOULD HE NEED THESE WHEN HE HAS WINGS!!!!
Ring of Aquila - Straight up steriods

Core Items

Magic Wand - He doesnt have hands
Power Treads again, no f***ing feet
Mekansm - Mechanism spelt wrong

Situational Items

Black King Bar - Coz' he hate's White and Asian Pubs
Monkey King Bar - I told you earlier that he had Ebola Skin
Orchid Malevolence - Give ya' a tenner if you pronounce the second word correctly
Heart of Tarrasque - Twenty for that third one lad!
Silver Edge - [Insert banterous penuz joke here]

FUN FACT - Viper's responce "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, It's Me!" is a reference to Top Gun, as Tom Cruise finds his vibrating toy under the plane. (Gaben's favourite porno) Viper's School Photo



15 Comments
Gecko Sep 25, 2015 @ 1:08pm 
Instructions were unclear, viper caught in ceiling fan.:steamfacepalm:
Porondongo Sep 12, 2015 @ 11:46am 
Kids dont use Cocaimum
Rocket Angel Jun 30, 2015 @ 6:23am 
good
Hexetrix Jun 16, 2015 @ 8:03am 
laugh so hard!!!
EclipseWay Jun 14, 2015 @ 6:31pm 
esp the one about silver edge
EclipseWay Jun 14, 2015 @ 6:30pm 
lol those penis jokes
LeanBack Jun 13, 2015 @ 9:07pm 
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Kiizer Jun 13, 2015 @ 8:23am 
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Dooveh  [author] Jun 12, 2015 @ 2:45pm 
thanks lad
PREDATOR Jun 12, 2015 @ 2:31pm 
Viper is G8 :d2axe: