How to be a Weeaboo in dota 2

This guide will teach you the basics of being a Weeaboo and how that will help you in the world of dota 2. This guide is amazing for anyone who is looking to raise their matchmaking to 6k or over

The amazing guide on being a Weeaboo

Becoming the ultimate Dota 2 Weeaboo
Your first steps into becoming a pro Weeaboo in the world of competitive Dota 2 begins with this guide.
here is a perfect description on the term 'Weeaboo'
A non japanese person who basically denounces their own culture and calls themselves japanese. They try to learn japanese through the anime they watch and usually end up pronouncing it wrong and looking like a complete idiot.

KEEP IN MIND: that a non-japanese person can like the culture, watch anime, speak the language and RESPECT THE CULTURE, while still keeping in touch with there own. Which keeps them from being a Weeaboo, japanophile, ect.

Adding to that you must be obese, smell bad and be a total ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

-Firstly pick a hero you feel most comfortable with. (any hero will be sufficient)
-Next what your going to want to do is call mid, remember doesnt matter what hero you've chosen mid is the right way to go
-By the 6 minute mark you should have about 600 last hits. minimum last hits for a descent weeaboo.
-Where the guide is actually used is not in the game but what your doing on the outside of your computer.
-In order to successfully enter the early stages of weeaboohood you must start slow.
-Everyday go to Mcdonalds and order about $100 worth of food for yourself. (make sure there is Mcnuggets)
-After about a month or so you should start seeing the difference in your weight and hygeine. this shows you are progressing into weeaboohood.
-If you havent already begin watching anime. This is one of the key factors of a weeaboo. Good anime's to begin with are Fairy tail, Hatsune miku, D.N Angel etc basically any anime where you can claim your very own waifu.
-Another important part about fully devoting yourself to weeaboohood is showering. Make sure to shower once every 16 weeks
-Going back to the Dota segment of this guide. Now that your game is progressing hold down the G key to go on voice, start swearing at your team in Japanese to show them who the dominate one is.
-A very important part about showing your team your 'japanese' after you've finished roshing 3 times. Make sure to get the cheese, Weeaboo's love cheese because it makes them fart.
-Don't help your team out in any team fights
-Always flirt with the female heroes on your team, Make sure your Waifu knows nothing of this.
-And to some it all up you have to just be the scum of the game, Being reported will help you out alot.
Hopefully this guide will help you in becoming a weeaboo, so then you to can join the 60% of other weeaboos in the Dota 2 community. Following these steps should get you a 6k MMR straight away. No need to thank me -Dong.

If you still don't understand this video below will help you, Along with an amazing song about weeaboo's

[Bodacious]

how the hell did you find a picture of me ^^^^

[Red]

lmao picture above in a nut shell represent people who game 100+ hrs per 2 weeks and constantly writing long arguments in forums and discussions, and whose "friends" are just steam friends

[c0mplicated]

Extremely accurate picture above ^

[Guts berserk]

@stepdaddy

no, it does not, but there is such thing as going to far with being an athiest like insulting religions or being a weeaboo trash bag. basically what i also said to laev they decounce their own religion and other religons for, reasons and yea.

[Guts berserk]

@laev

its an internet thing where basically all weeaboo`s denounce religion because japan is basically their own cult religion sh!t and anything else that isnt related to japan is dead to them

[alikersantti nönnönnöö]

So, The fact that I am an atheist makes me a weeaboo?

[VicNic]

Why is atheism related to weeaboos?

[notrakta]

im not good at recognizing so is flappy dong filthy frank ?

[pendekar mustar pinang sebatang]

i like chinese cartoons xD

[bossmanCRACK]

i love playing with weabo dogshit idiots who cant even speak properly have braces or some shit, who are clearly obese and sound stupid as fuck