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King of the Hill - lawnmowers

Paint scheme mod for the lawnmower based on King of the Hill.
Includes paints for the Mason 1500, 2500, and 5000, special paints for Diminished Glutes and Dale's Dead Bug, and the McCullum mower.

So put on your U.S.-Lawnmower-Racing-Association-approved helmets, mount your mower, and get to the starting line! Race starts in one minute!

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Mason 1500
Various Episodes
Sturdy & reliable. The Mason 1500 is the only mower you would want if you were stranded on a desert island. Hank Hill of Arlen, Texas has been faithfully riding one for more than 13 seasons.
Available in a range of colors!

Mason 2500
Season 3, Episode 7: Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men.
The 2500 is a concept mower first unveiled by the Mason Corporation to a select focus group of dedicated research associates. Built with featherweight space-age polymers, it includes cruise control, a zero-turning radius, seat-warmer, optional rear-bag attachment and a Tommy Hilfinger sports package.
It is unknown how many of these original models survived.

Mason 5000*
Various Episodes
Building on the no frills reliability of the Mason 1500, the Mason 5000 can now approach speeds of 12 miles per hour with improved engine airflow.
Just ask Rusty Shackleford!
Now available in a range of colors.

Diminished Glutes (DGS)
Season 5, Episode 19: Hank's Back Story.
Do you suffer from a genetic condition called Diminished Gluteal Syndrome, or DGS?
Lend your support by proudly displaying this paint scheme and promote understanding now so that our children don't have to feel like freaks. Just take care you don't burst a falsie on the third turn.
We're here! No rear! Get used to it!

Dale's Dead Bug
Season 5, Episode 19: Hank's Back Story.
Looking to win the First Annual Durndle County Mower Races--Stock Class?
Overcome your weak driving skills with the natural quickness of the Mason 5000 and mow laps around the competition. This mower is proudly sponsored by Dale's Dead Bug, and has been outfitted with nitrous oxide (or is that nitrogen dioxide?).
At the very least, you can beat your best friends, which is better than winning!

McCullum
Season 13, Episode 18: Uh-oh, Canada.
If you're ever up in Canada to get reasonably-priced pharmaceuticals or a breath of fresh air, huh, stop by a dealer and test drive our new model!**
Ride High. Ride Strong. Ride McCullum.

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*Not to be confused with the Allegro X9J.
**Intoxicated visitors not eligible for test drive.