Disco Elysium

Disco Elysium

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How to Kiss Kim: Steps to the Heart
By jpega
I found a very interesting moment in the game - the kiss of the main characters, in this guide I will tell you how to do it.
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six steps to a kiss
1. Don’t do drugs.
This isn’t just advice, it’s a necessity. If you want Kim to respect your ability to think even a little, forget about the drugs. Stay clean — and you’re already halfway to his heart. Leave the psychedelics for those who can’t handle reality.


2. Be against racism.
Kim will definitely not appreciate your racism. This isn’t just an ethical issue — it’s the direct route to his heart. Support him in all matters of justice, and he’ll start seeing you as more than just a detective.


3. Collect bottles and other junk.
Think this is trivial? No, it’s part of your preparation for the perfect kiss. Collect the bottles and all the scattered money — Kim will notice. It’s like putting together all the pieces of a puzzle to eventually get the full picture.


4. Don’t hit Kuno.
Kuno is the ultimate test of your tolerance. Don’t hit him! It’s not only a violation of your moral code but also the direct path to Kim never wanting your company. Become a wise detective, not a thug.


5. Keep mystery in conversations.
Kim doesn’t like it when a detective reveals his recklessness. So, when he asks you something, don’t be the one who says everything they think. Keep the intrigue! Conversations are the key to his heart, and you need to know how to balance seriousness with a bit of flirting (but don’t overdo it).


6. Pass all the tests.
You don’t think Kim will just let you kiss him like that, do you? No! You need to pass several tests — from moral to physical. Take all the emotional endurance tests and make sure you can handle even his biggest stresses. It’s not just about the kiss; it’s a test of your readiness for partnership.

The Final Word:
So, if you pass all these stages — respect Kim, don’t beat Kuno, and remind him that you’re not just a detective but also a person with a good heart — then maybe, at some point, the game will give you your chance. And maybe, when you least expect it, Kim won’t refuse that kiss — or at least, he’ll look at you as if he really might.


Here's a detailed guide on what steps to take, or for those who are too lazy to play the game but are curious to see how men kiss - click here


13 Comments
pwnda Mar 1 @ 5:25am 
I fell for it :(
Asahi Feb 19 @ 11:38pm 
i havent played this game enough to know if this is real or a shitpost
magazz Jan 6 @ 10:31am 
I NEED IT
Meepmaster Dec 8, 2024 @ 1:36pm 
thank you this worked so well and i finally got the ending i wanted!!!!
jpega  [author] Dec 6, 2024 @ 2:22am 
If you don't believe me, watch the video I left
cynicalDecay Dec 4, 2024 @ 9:20am 
do you pinky promise this works
jpega  [author] Nov 26, 2024 @ 1:54am 
Jean wasn't part of our deal
coyle's cumslut Nov 25, 2024 @ 5:09pm 
wheres jean
jpega  [author] Nov 24, 2024 @ 12:30pm 
I mean a kiss, not good male sex
System_Reb00t Nov 23, 2024 @ 5:35pm 
instructions unclear, had raunchy sex with Kim in the Whirling Rags hotel