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What I would add for Halloween if I was pretending to be Valve. [2014]
   
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A set of items I would chose if i was curating this years Halloween (without just adding all of my own items)

**DISCLAIMER**
If your item is not on this list, it does NOT mean I do not like it. I've tried my best to keep this list to 100 items only! as i think that is a sensible limit for the amount of items added to an update. I have tried to pick items that I think the whole community would appreciate, instead of items I personally enjoy.

It makes me feel extremely upset when someone feels 'left out', and I do not want anyone to think not being on this list means I do not value them as an artist, or a person. I really dislike elitism, and have actually tried my best to include items from 'lesser known' item makers; whatever that means. You are all wonderful people and you all need to KEEP making items.

All I'm trying to do with this collection is put myself in Valves position and see how it feels to have to make decision on which items would/wouldn't make it.
Items (95)
Angel Wings
Created by Nicolas
An update to an old model, now for all-classes! Soar above the clouds for a rendez-vous with the stars. - Jiggleboned - Paintable - LOD 0 1 2...
Android Apparatus
Created by neodos
We didn't think Engineer's brain could get any cleverer, until he tried to outsmart himself with this headpiece. While we can no longer understand his smarts we sure know he lost some more bolts in the process....
Dell in the Shell
Created by >>-The Heartsman-->
"Some would be horrified at losing their hair, growing scales and generally turning into a turtle faced freak. Not you - you can crack beers open with that beak of yours now!" Thanks to mrchinchill for the description! https://33.media.tumblr.com/e6cd8deff...
A Shell of a Mann
Created by >>-The Heartsman-->
"Sure if you roll onto your back you ain’t getting up, but this shell’s gotta be good for stopping backstabbing spies…right?" Thanks to mrchinchill for the description! https://38.media.tumblr.com/05194b5dde6377b4d2ebe670a05cf9c6/tumblr_nbx2cbz1171qixci7o3...
Scholars Scales
Created by >>-The Heartsman-->
"Most people think turtles are clumsy, dull-footed creatures on land. They are." Thanks to Mrchinchill for the description! https://33.media.tumblr.com/6ea54e876ff3ddfc716ca5cad6373843/tumblr_nbx2cbz1171qixci7o2_1280.png https://38.media.tumblr.com/db96819...
Banana Beanie
Created by Con
A banana a day keeps the sniper away. Watch out for the monkeys!½ Serious_Greg: concept, promos Constructor: model, texture, rig, stuff. check this out: http://puu.sh/cfGVv/ca3bc183d6.jpg...
Nugget Noggin
Created by neodos
BAM! I've got a bucket of fried chicken AND a chicken suit! Chicks DIG a man in a suit! -- PS: The eyes and crests jiggle! :D...
Talon Trotters
Created by neodos
Betta watch where ya standin', fancy pants. Ya might get a face fulla' my foot if you're in my way. WAPOW!...
Old Boy
Created by Sparkwire
After being locked away in a nursing home for 15 years you are on a mission to eat as many prunes as you can and to find out who took your hair....
Suspenders of Disbelief
Created by Sparkwire
Help, my pants can't fall, they just stay up!...
Beep Man
Created by NeoDement
Careful not to push this guys buttons... The Mini-Mech suit is a seperate item and can be voted for here: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=316897772...
Cadaver's Consort
Created by Doctor Birdbrain
At a certain point, the line between the mad scientist and his monster becomes a very hard one to draw. (Updated, slightly-gorier, importer-compatible version for Halloween <s>2014</s> 2015)...
Captain Cardbeard Cutthroat
Created by WhoDooVooDoo
Captain Cardboard's Curious Cut-out. Pyro isn't the only one who wants to be a pirate, everyone does! Achievment Item!!! Kill a Fully Equipped Captain Cardboard Pirate and Recieve a Pirate Hat for your Current Class! Secondary Achievement!!! Collect all 9 ...
Burger Bob
Created by >>-The Heartsman-->
"Smokin!" Wicked Sick Model: Thehearsman Amazing as balls Texture: Sparkwire Sweet ass Idea: Hawf https://31.media.tumblr.com/38bcbaa4e0c5b884970fec486a4fd020/tumblr_ndig8hrS8i1qixci7o1_1280.png ...
Colossal Cranium
Created by NeoDement
Nothing more horrifying than a huge bald head! Resubmission of a previous item for halloween, with an improved head shape, smaller less bug-eyed goggles, and texture improvements. Available for download as a mod/reskin here: http://tf2.jennybur.net/mods/Ha...
Remorseless Raptor
Created by EmAr
Head of the Raptor Scout. Paintable and the jaw is flexed!...
Computron 5000
Created by Psyke
Comes with everything you see here, Batteries not included. -Paintable -Facial Flexed! -Team Coloured! -Glows in the dark! -Multi-Class! More Halloween Items, click to view! http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/27343455278500722/ADD4F8DF7D6E5952A3A7FC5DC0CD...
Head Hunter
Created by PROFILE NAME
He likes brainy girls even more like this. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=322666395...
Claws and Infect
Created by PROFILE NAME
Rip and tear, rip and tear! Rip and tear your guts! You are huge! That means you have huge guts! Rip and tear! Dynamite! http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=322666395...
Handsome Devil
Created by >>-The Heartsman-->
He'll be seeing you....
Demon Flaps
Created by >>-The Heartsman-->
Flap outta hell!...
Dollface
Created by boomsta
Fun fact: the first known man to call someone "dollface" was actually screaming it in terror. "Dollface! Dollface!" the man screamed as he ran down the streets, chased by a homicidal porcelain doll. An innocent bystander mistakenly took it as a compliment ...
Points of Articulation
Created by boomsta
When purchasing a brand new action figure, it is common practice to boil the figure and loosen the joints. If you find yourself being boiled alive by your brand new action figure, however, don't call the police. They won't believe you....
Death Racer's Veil
Created by GetGrenade
No mercy for pedestrians. Face flexed, Paintable....
The Überbiss
Created by [RMF]RIKUSYO
Part of "Fragwürdig Doktor Set" Facial flexed. You can download mod version from mods.tf. item name idea from dim shadow. Workshop of Horrors II Nightmare Before Smissmas...
Hiding Hood
"There's nothing scarier than the thought of a monster under your bed, unless the monster is within." Head replacement for Pyro Zwacula: Concept + Promo images Jack-O-Zeeba: Model + Texture https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21260807/TF2/MODSTF/Pyro_DinoP...
Drowsy dreamwear
"There's nothing scarier than the thought of a monster under your bed, unless the monster is within." Full-body pyjamas for Pyro Zwacula: Concept + Promo images Jack-O-Zeeba: Model + Texture https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21260807/TF2/MODSTF/Pyro_Dino...
Eingineer
Created by Dewzie
I'm a real bird brain. Please click here check out my improved Ein model (featured in the promo image)! You can also get to it via the collection page. Thank you!...
Burlap Bogeyman
Created by Evil_Knevil
Sweet dreams... Model by Evil_Knevil Texture/promo's by Heartsman http://puu.sh/c8DC7/e5621d2629.png...
Explosive Mind
Created by EmAr
This is what happens instead of the lightbulb thing when Demoman has a bright idea!...
Eye Scream Mann
Created by Yikes
2 low LODs flexes god knows what else ...
The Deli Chops
Created by Ertz™
"The last person to bust Ol' Borkski's chops was never seen from again, but I hear he tasted fantastic" -paintable -flexed -blooood...
The Slaughter Smock
Created by Ertz™
People say to Borski "Dress for job you want". Borski say "That is stupid, Borski get blood on him from tiny baby men he kills everyday, so he dress for job he have" -paintable -team colors...
zombie shuffle UPDATED
Created by >>-The Heartsman-->
THIS ITEM HAS BEEN RE-UPLOADED! The new post can be found HERE "Become a literal patient zero and spread the Zombie Shuffle through your team like any self-respecting virus would!" This all-class taunt is presented to work much the same as the conga taunt-...
Volcano Head
Volcanic rocks and 1000C lava flowing in your head. Item not suitable for tiny baby men. * Paintable eye + veins * Facial flexes Credits: Zwacula : Concept + Promo images <<GT500>> Jack-O-Zeeba: Model + Texture JPRASpook: Facial Flexes https://dl.dropboxus...
Volcano Arm
Volcanic rocks and 1000C lava flowing in your arm. Item not suitable for tiny baby men. * Paintable veins Credits: Zwacula : Concept + Promo images <<GT500>> Jack-O-Zeeba: Model + Texture https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21260807/TF2/MODSTF/modstf_heavy...
UnHoly Mackerel
Created by >>-The Heartsman-->
I don't know who's more humiliated in this situation. The guy with a fish for a head, or the guy that got slapped by the guy with a fish for a head... Concept: IF Model/flex: TheHeartsman Texture/inspiration: 5p3tch...
Salty Slappers
Created by >>-The Heartsman-->
'These slimy appendages are best suited for the more upscale market' Concept: IF Model: TheHeartsman Texture/inspiration: 5p3tch...
The Tiki Torcher
Created by Sky
Welcome to our special little island.... Features: -Misc/Hat Compatible -Team Coloured! -Paintable! -Glows in the dark! -Jiggleboned! -Genteel Smoke compatable! -MOD RELEASE from mods.tf. More Halloween Items, click to view! http://cloud-4.steampowered.com...
The Uranium Cranium
Created by JPRAS
Has flexes, jigglebones, paintablity and glows in the dark! Serious_Greg - Concept, SFM GoLDeN - Model, Texture JPRAS - Texture Click below to download mod! http://puu.sh/cmhKq/9bf2bd1883.png...
The Senpai Stalker
Created by wort
He'll notice you one day. MOD DOWNLOAD SFM DOWNLOAD...
The Highschool Hero
Created by wort
MOD DOWNLOAD SFM DOWNLOAD...
The Skullbuster 2012
Created by Sparkwire
Remastered and resubmitted for halloween 2012. This submission is approved by the original creators, all parties are credited appropriately....
The Cranial Core
Created by ToxicWeasel
Something happened in there.. Something... BAD!! Team colours Flexes Glowing veins Part of the 'Ze Experiment'...
The Green Guns
Created by ToxicWeasel
My Arms! They are Green!!.. They lift TANK!! Team colours 3 Lods Glowing Veins Part of 'Ze Experiment'...
The Graylien
As you may well remember, Roswell is a favourite crashing spot for UFOs and the ALIENS flying them. What you did not know, is that they actually faked the crash, turned INVISIBLE, and are STILL LIVING AMONG US. He could be YOU, he could be ME, or EVEN-hey,...
Molemann
Created by >>-The Heartsman-->
"He’s gonna make holes in you"...
The Good Gourd
Created by McGribbles
Good Lord!! I've become a gourd! - Paintable - Flexes - 2 LODs Model by Uncle Ghoul-skin Texture/SFM thumbnail by The Hauntsman Flexes by Neodement Concept/SFM poster by Bloodfart...
The Maw
Created by Hawf
A terrifying experiment gone terrifyingly wrong. Includes paintable skin, and jiggle-boned jaw, and tongue. Get the mod here http://mods.tf/mods/243/ ...
The Bad Habit
Created by BTS | Justyn
After failing to backstab his own lungs, Spy came up with a new solution. Remake of one of my older items "The Bad Habit". It's been completely remade. I planned to remake it for a while, but found it a little too silly to be worth remaking. But since Hall...
The Legend of Cactus Canyon
Created by Dunkle
First they wore hats. Soon they were driving trains. Now the cacti are fighting with the mercenaries! SPPOOOKY Paintable Hats can go on top Stylish...
The Gnome Cone
Created by Psyke
Who are you calling pin-head? Part of the "King of the Gnomes" Halloween Set ! Misc/Hat Compatable Paintable! Jiggleboned! Team coloured Concept By Square Textures By Psyke Model By Gerre & Evil...
The Garden Bristles
Created by Psyke
I'm sexy and i gnome it. Part of the "King of the Gnomes" Halloween Set ! Misc/Hat Compatable Paintable! Facial Fexed! Concept By Square Textures By Psyke Model By Gerre & Evil...
The Deep-Sea Monstrosity (v2)
Created by Rain↯
**Updated texture** Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the deepest oceans, where a man would be crushed like a tin can and everything wants to eat you. Actually, why did you ever think that was a safe place to go? - Jigglebones - Glowing par...
The Dangerous Dangler
Created by Mr.Pink
"When Wilbur wasn't enough, Charlotte moved on to the other white meat."...
Terror-antula
Created by DeRosaJ
Spiders are known to be much more approachable when they wear top hats. *All-class spooky shoulder companion *Paint-compatible *Available for mod download...
The Abominable Fatman
Created by >>-The Heartsman-->
Our best head yet(i)!...
Knuckle Draggers
Created by >>-The Heartsman-->
Forearms are better than two....
Big Foots
Created by >>-The Heartsman-->
Step it up....
Think Tank (V2)
Created by Rain↯
**Texture Updated** - Jiggle brains and bubbles! - Glowing in the dark Mod available...
Half-Pint Healer
Created by Psyke
After a few mishaps with engineers experimental shrink ray, medic ended up feeling a little short of stature But once again the day is saved, by the wonders of science! Misc Compatible! Glow In the dark buttons! Lever-Pulling Action! Misc/Hat Compatible Te...
Mini Mech-Suit
Created by Psyke
After a series of freak accidents with an experimental shrink ray engineer had to face facts He wasn't even half the man he used to be, Luckily this Automated Body-Suit will put you back in the drivers seat. Misc Compatible Glow In the dark buttons! Lever-...
Storyteller's Touch
Created by Mother
***NOW GHOUL-D STAR CERTIFIED*** Spook their guts off with this paintable flashlight. WOooOOOoo spOOOooOKY! Comes with FEAR-INDUCING facial flexes....
Sticky Stumper
Created by NeoDement
Realistically, this is probably what Demo's feet would actually look like. Available to download as a mod/reskin here: http://mods.tf/mods/197/...
Spooky Skull Paint
Created by NeoDement
The shivers being sent down your spine are in no way associated with the harmful biological agents prevalent in this product's paint. Available to download as a mod/reskin here: http://mods.tf/mods/287/...
Soul of 'Spenser's Past
Created by Corvalho
"- Need a dispenser here. Need a dis... What? Too soon?" - Paintable. - 3 Lods. - Mimics engi's facial expressions. Big thanks to X Marks it for the name suggestions :) Download mod on mods.tf ---------------------------------------------------------------...
The Comedian
Created by Rain↯
When you're a clown. Nobody takes you seriously. Credits: - Zwappa: Concepting/Promo Materials - Rain: Model/Textures - Psyke: Textures - Donhonk: Flexing **Both "The Comedian" and "The Granite Chin" are different items, and don't need eachother to work**...
Slapstick Suspenders
Created by Rain↯
The comedic effect of these over-sized clown pants don't seem to work on our giant gun-toting russian. Credits: - Zwappa: Concepting/Promo Materials - Rain: Model/Textures - Psyke: Textures...
Shamans Symbols
Created by Sparkwire
*Suggest a description! The spookier the better!!*...
One-Eyed Bloody Monster
Created by >>-The Heartsman-->
Put that intel back where it came from, or so help me! ______________________ This one-eyed monstrosity comes fully flexed, so he talks when you do! He's also fully paintable and completely adorable. Concept/model/flex: TheHeartsman Texture/materials: N...
Octospi
Created by Rolo-2
"When I'm done, you'll be eight feet under" What's the time? Let me check one of my eight rolex watches while playing 4 games of baccarat against myself at the bottom of the ocean. Paintable! Jigglebones!...
Ghostly Grin
Created by ToxicWeasel
Heavy: 'OH NO!.. My mouth! It is speaking to me!! HELP NOW!' All Class Paintable Selfillum Jigglebones Mod found here: http://mods.tf/mods/414/...
Minsk Beef
Created by Nicolas
"I must break you." *Updated* - Removed right-arm band - Optimised texture space - Improved normal map Paintable horns and paintable jiggleboned nose-ring for Heavy. Mod version download - http://mods.tf/mods/259/...
Mechan-O-Medes
Created by >>-The Heartsman-->
A mechanical mann-bird, built by a robotic pet that got fed up of his overly illogical human owner. Mod version also available here: http://mods.tf/mods/318/...
Marsupial Muzzle
Kangaroo Head for Sniper Squarey Ghosts: Concept <<GT500>> Jack-O-Zeeba: Model + Texture 'R' Double Toil & Trouble: SFM JPRASpook: Facial flexes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You may also like: http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/539630703621174260/EF374C14DEC691381A...
Kanga Kickers
Kangaroo Feet and Tail for Sniper Squarey Ghosts: Concept <<GT500>> Jack-O-Zeeba: Model + Texture 'R' Double Toil & Trouble: SFM ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You may also like: http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/539630703621174260/EF374C14DEC691381A4B94C91028C22786...
Roo Rippers
Kangaroo Arms for Sniper Squarey Ghosts: Concept <<GT500>> Jack-O-Zeeba: Model + Texture 'R' Double Toil & Trouble: SFM ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You may also like: http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/539630703621174260/EF374C14DEC691381A4B94C91028C227863B6907/20...
Lil' Batty
Created by GetGrenade
Not just a HAT, but some kind of BAT! All-class, paintable, Jiggleboned wings!...
Spooky Boots
Socks are paintable. For 8 classes...
Ingrown Doe-Nail
Created by Yes
Some cases of athletes foot can turn out a whole lot more dire than expected. Features: -Paintable -LODs -Body Misc Compatible -Mod download...
Hundekopf
Created by Sparkwire
The cow says "moo." The pig says "oink." The severed dog head says "I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds." Modeling - Sparkwire Texturing - Void Concepts - Retrocitrus Shoutout to Psyke for the video and Neodement! <3...
Herzensbrecher
Created by Sparkwire
Little-known fact: you can actually lose your medical license if you remove a patient's heart and place it in a machine. Who knew? Modeling - Sparkwire Texturing - Void Concepts - Retrocitrus...
Grim Tweeter
Created by NeoDement
Birds migrate because they know Death is coming. Available to download as a mod/reskin here: http://mods.tf/mods/383/...
Ghost of Spies Checked Past
Created by E-Arkham
"Remember that spy you killed five years ago? Well, he's never forgotten you. It just takes a long time to catch up to someone when all you have is a hand, a knife, and an impeccable taste in suits." All class. Ghostly. Paintable. Jigglebones. I've uploade...
Forgotten King's Scale Armor
Created by GetGrenade
It was an old tradition to bury ancient celtic kings with their armor fully equipped, so they would be prepared for dangers of afterlife. Vote for other items from this set! http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/547511114461304130/EA19B84A7590A34F14FAA6D95F5...
Fish Face
Created by ToxicWeasel
'Glug.. glug.. Blrrrp!' Team Colours Jigglebones Paintable...
The Stranger's Cloak
Created by nano393
You better return from whence you came, stranger! 3 LODs and paintable...
Hangmann
Created by SgtR007
Watch that first step... All-class noose with blood-spattered fun! LOD0 = 836tris, LOD1 = 650 tris....
The Hook, Line, and Thinker
Created by Mr.Pink
"Yo Ho, Yo Ho, near the Hooks, I'll never go."...
The Supernatural Stalker
Created by Corvalho
Bring hell to those supernatural cupcakes from the other team this halloween. A black mask and glowing pair of spooky eyes for the soldier - Paintable - Flexes - 2 Lods Download mod on Mods.tf Download mod on GameBanana ...