DISCLAIMER!!! "Cobalt Fried Chicken is delicious when cooked, but is highly ineffective against bullets, arrows, explosions, or any other forms of damage. Attempts to use Cobalt Fried Chicken as armor may result in extreme embarrassment, severe injury, or a profound misunderstanding of how armor works. Cobalt assumes no responsibility for any harm, injury, or humiliation resulting from such misuse. Always enjoy Cobalt Fried Chicken responsibly. For actual armor needs, we recommend traditional materials like metal, kevlar, or running away really fast."